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Post by Apollo on Jun 13, 2009 0:55:34 GMT -5
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Post by Apollo on Jun 13, 2009 0:58:35 GMT -5
"People think hockey is a sport. Hockey is not sport. Hockey is three activities going on at the same time: ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the sh** out of somebody. If these guys were intelligent at all, they would do these things one at a time. First you go ice-skating, then you play with a puck, then you go to the bar and beat the sh** out of somebody. The day would last a lot longer, and these guys would have a whole lot more fun.
Tell you another reason hockey is not a sport -- it's not played with a ball. Anything that isn't played with a ball can't be a sport. These are my rules, I make them up. Hockey is played with a puck. What is a puck? I never even heard of a puck outside of hockey. The only other place you'll find a puck is in the urinal to control the smell in the bathroom. And as far as I'm concerned, any game where the main object is something that came out of a urinal is definitely not a sport."
-George Carlin (R.I.P.)
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Post by Apollo on Jun 13, 2009 0:58:50 GMT -5
But seriously though, they are both really gay.
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Post by Speed Racer on Jun 13, 2009 1:00:09 GMT -5
Would so much rather watch an NHL playoff game than an NBA playoff game. Nothing better than breathing on someone and getting a flagrant-2.
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:00:59 GMT -5
Results 1 - 10 of about 93,100,000 for track and field [definition]. (0.16 seconds) Hockey had more. Google doesn't lie. stfu Hockey sucks ass, just accept it. U guys won the super bowl, shit like that matters.
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:01:32 GMT -5
Would so much rather watch an NHL playoff game than an NBA playoff game. Nothing better than breathing on someone and getting a flagrant-2. Idiot. You would, wouldn't you?
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Post by Speed Racer on Jun 13, 2009 1:01:36 GMT -5
Woooooooooooooooooo!
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:01:59 GMT -5
But seriously though, they are both really gay. And your sig of Leroy isn't really gay? ftp needs to work.
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Post by Speed Racer on Jun 13, 2009 1:02:20 GMT -5
Would so much rather watch an NHL playoff game than an NBA playoff game. Nothing better than breathing on someone and getting a flagrant-2. Idiot. You would, wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah I would. I just said I would in that post you quoted.
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:03:09 GMT -5
Idiot. You would, wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah I would. I just said I would in that post you quoted. I needed confirmation. Is there a problem with that? Make ftp work, and then Hockey will be important.
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:04:31 GMT -5
dont leave yet maniac, I need 55 more posts.
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Post by Speed Racer on Jun 13, 2009 1:05:28 GMT -5
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:07:10 GMT -5
Looks like you might have a virus.
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:08:00 GMT -5
Google Chrome ftw.
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Post by Apollo on Jun 13, 2009 1:08:45 GMT -5
But seriously though, they are both really gay. And your sig of Leroy isn't really gay? ftp needs to work. There's a difference. One is funny, whereas the other is just sad. Actually, there's another difference. One also doesn't matter if its either funny or sad, whereas the other is pathetic either way.
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:11:25 GMT -5
And your sig of Leroy isn't really gay? ftp needs to work. There's a difference. One is funny, whereas the other is just sad. Actually, there's another difference. One also doesn't matter if its either funny or sad, whereas the other, is pathetic either way. How is track gay? I see nothing queer about watching athletes run. It's the same as football and basketball, except in those sports, contact and balls are involved. Hockey is played on ice (homo) and they use sticks (homo). 95% of the world would rather watch Usain Bolt run then the stanley cup.
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Post by Matt on Jun 13, 2009 1:11:33 GMT -5
Ducky STFU
Who bad mouths hockey and then brings up track and field?
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Post by OJ the Juiceman on Jun 13, 2009 1:13:30 GMT -5
There's a difference. One is funny, whereas the other is just sad. Actually, there's another difference. One also doesn't matter if its either funny or sad, whereas the other, is pathetic either way. How is track gay? I see nothing queer about watching athletes run. It's the same as football and basketball, except in those sports, contact and balls are involved. Hockey is played on ice (homo) and they use sticks (homo). 95% of the world would rather watch Usain Bolt run then the stanley cup. Yeah, I know YOU'D love watching Usain Bolt run in these super tight short shorts. Fagmo
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Post by DB on Jun 13, 2009 1:13:44 GMT -5
this conversation sucks!
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Post by Apollo on Jun 13, 2009 1:14:52 GMT -5
No one really gives a shit about Usain Bolt except for Jamaica.
No one really gives a shit about Hockey except for Canada.
No one really gives a shit about either sports. They are gay.
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:15:09 GMT -5
Ducky STFU Who bad mouths hockey and then brings up track and field? Cuz Hockey is by far the worst sport invented. Lacrosse is a close 2nd.
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Post by Apollo on Jun 13, 2009 1:16:56 GMT -5
Can anyone tell me the name of this man? Particularily the surname?
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Post by Ducky on Jun 13, 2009 1:17:46 GMT -5
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Post by Speed Racer on Jun 13, 2009 1:17:50 GMT -5
Ducky STFU Who bad mouths hockey and then brings up track and field? Cuz Hockey is by far the worst sport invented. Lacrosse is a close 2nd. Nobody gives a shit about creationism either. Fuck yourself and get out of my thread. You're just making yourself look ignorant...like always...
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Post by OJ the Juiceman on Jun 13, 2009 1:17:57 GMT -5
No one really gives a shit about Usain Bolt except for Jamaica. No one really gives a shit about Hockey except for Canada. No one really gives a shit about either sports. They are gay. Ignorant generalizations
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