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Post by Speed Racer on Apr 4, 2008 0:44:32 GMT -5
I'm bored.
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Post by Funky George! on Apr 4, 2008 0:45:40 GMT -5
Story: Dan and this girl Mary are flirting. Mary's about 5'3, pretty flat, decent ass, definitely a cute face if a bit vampire-ish. Great hair and again, a cute girl by any standards, so good for Dan that she's into him. Until...
Mary becomes a fucking nature freak, gets real into animals and Locks of Love, and chops her fucking head off. Flat and all, she looks like she's maybe 8, maybe a boy. Should Dan still go for her? Horny as ever and I'm pretty sure drunk, Dan takes her to his room. Mark, my gf and I are outside on the couch upstairs at his party being anti-social, so Dan could have gotten away with his version of events were it not for our presence just feet from his door. Alas...
They go into his room and shut the door. They start going at it. Two, MAYBE three minutes later, Mary springs from the room and shoots off downstairs. We assume they'd yet to go at it and she was going to pee or something. Minutes later, Dan emerges. He gives a casual 'sup?' and walks downstairs. We're all wondering what happened.
The next day, Dan goes ahead with his version of events to our friends. "Well, we were hooking up for like fifteen minutes and I got bored so I tried to grab her head and bring it down but she didn't want to."
That would've been fine and all, but it occurred to me that I was outside the door and they were in there absolutely, 100% no more than three minutes. Two full minutes of kissing and the kid went for head!
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Post by Rocky on Apr 4, 2008 0:47:21 GMT -5
Less than two minutes! OH btw, so it doesn't look weird, my girlfriend was at the party earlier in the night, I wasn't just sitting there the whole night with Aaron and his girlfriend.
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Post by Speed Racer on Apr 4, 2008 0:47:43 GMT -5
Haha, good call. She looked like a vampire and chopped her head off, hahahaha.
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Post by DB on Apr 4, 2008 0:53:01 GMT -5
hahah good times. I should of waited 10 minutes. Bastard. Good thing the party was fun
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Post by Rocky on Apr 4, 2008 0:56:38 GMT -5
hahahahahah
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Post by Sheryl Yoast on Apr 4, 2008 1:14:00 GMT -5
I hated that fucking bitch.
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Post by Rocky on Apr 4, 2008 1:15:49 GMT -5
She had a nice ass through junior year.
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Post by Funky George! on Apr 4, 2008 9:12:46 GMT -5
Woke up, went to my philosophy discussion. Forgot my homework for econ so I had to walk back to my dorm. Now I'm in econ. Work at noon. Yee. SOMEONE TALK TO ME
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Post by duceisinmyheart on Apr 4, 2008 9:47:00 GMT -5
your mom.
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Post by DB on Apr 4, 2008 10:49:05 GMT -5
sup kid we will arrive soon.
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Post by Sheryl Yoast on Apr 4, 2008 17:09:13 GMT -5
i did that today too
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Ducky
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Post by Ducky on Apr 5, 2008 2:27:58 GMT -5
I did nothing today. Played basketball for 3-4 hours @ night court.
Terrell was there today. One of the best PGs in Portland. He's sick.
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Post by Spencer on Apr 7, 2008 15:20:48 GMT -5
Im doing nothing today.
1982 Draft file in one day.
Ya baby!
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Post by DB on Apr 7, 2008 15:34:00 GMT -5
give me someone good.
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Tigertecz
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Hello there
Posts: 3,282
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Post by Tigertecz on Apr 7, 2008 15:44:12 GMT -5
How is that league? Still going? Andy's simming curse hasn't killed it yet?
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Post by Spencer on Apr 7, 2008 17:22:18 GMT -5
How is that league? Still going? Andy's simming curse hasn't killed it yet? Its very organized. Activity isnt great. But its consistent.
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Post by Funky George! on Apr 7, 2008 17:23:08 GMT -5
How is that league? Still going? Andy's simming curse hasn't killed it yet? Its very organized. Activity isnt great. But its consistent. I'll join.
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Post by DB on Apr 7, 2008 20:09:20 GMT -5
do it
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Post by Vernon on Apr 7, 2008 22:01:04 GMT -5
Hard day at work today. I miss college.
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Post by noves on Apr 7, 2008 22:08:11 GMT -5
Boring day at school. I miss spring break.
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Post by Spencer on Apr 7, 2008 22:10:21 GMT -5
Most of us spent the day posting nonsense! Yahoo!
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Post by DB on Apr 7, 2008 22:43:21 GMT -5
i want summer time
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Post by Funky George! on Apr 8, 2008 15:06:05 GMT -5
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James
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Post by James on Apr 8, 2008 19:17:08 GMT -5
Caught the train in today to work and it was cancelled so there was double the amout of ppl on the train during peak hour. It was terrible.
On top of that my soccer team Melbourne Victory are playing in an Asian Champions League game tonight (against Gamba Osaka for anyone that is interested, Martinez etc..) and I had to bring by 3 metre'd poll'd flag with me on the train as I will have to go to the game straight after work.
The joys of active support....
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