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Post by Dave on Mar 29, 2008 15:17:41 GMT -5
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2008 15:18:20 GMT -5
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Greg's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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GMGreggor
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Post by GMGreggor on Mar 29, 2008 15:18:57 GMT -5
So all you dudes are like college age pretty much right?
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Post by Funky George! on Mar 29, 2008 15:19:20 GMT -5
Yessir
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Post by Dave on Mar 29, 2008 15:19:23 GMT -5
 Mark, Nanz, Haberman |
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2008 15:19:27 GMT -5
Greg's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools The GregMonster.
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Post by GMGreggor on Mar 29, 2008 15:19:42 GMT -5
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Greg's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. Hey thats pretty good, I might steal that |
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2008 15:19:50 GMT -5
So all you dudes are like college age pretty much right? Ya, freshman. |
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Post by DB on Mar 29, 2008 15:20:09 GMT -5
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Greg's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. hahaha |
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Post by GMGreggor on Mar 29, 2008 15:20:45 GMT -5
Mark, Nanz, Haberman You guys look a little rougher than I pictured. |
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Post by DB on Mar 29, 2008 15:20:51 GMT -5
mark is stealing chuck norris lines!
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Post by Dave on Mar 29, 2008 15:21:08 GMT -5
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Greg's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. we all know transformers are from another planet.....duh |
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2008 15:21:10 GMT -5
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Greg banging your sister.
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Post by Funky George! on Mar 29, 2008 15:21:16 GMT -5
My mom was all like, it sure would be nice to have a son who offered to get up and help vaccuum once in awhile.
I was all like, should've had more children.
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2008 15:21:37 GMT -5
mark is stealing chuck norris lines! These are Patrick Willis lines! |
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Post by Funky George! on Mar 29, 2008 15:21:54 GMT -5
Greg, don't touch my sisters.
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Post by DB on Mar 29, 2008 15:22:08 GMT -5
AHAHAHA.
yee you got her good!
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2008 15:22:18 GMT -5
Too late. Listen to the song.
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Post by Funky George! on Mar 29, 2008 15:22:20 GMT -5
Yo guys, my mom is making a sick cake tonight so come over at 6:30 to watch the games.
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Post by Dave on Mar 29, 2008 15:22:43 GMT -5
My mom was all like, it sure would be nice to have a son who offered to get up and help vaccuum once in awhile. I was all like, should've had more children. Maybe she would have if she wasn't vacuuming so much and I'm not talking about cleaning |
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2008 15:22:45 GMT -5
No more sweets for the kellman
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Post by DB on Mar 29, 2008 15:22:50 GMT -5
i might be late
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2008 15:23:31 GMT -5
WHY WON'T THE METS START I THOUGHT IT WAS ON AT 1, NOPE, 4, NOPE, NOW 5 WHAT THE FU CK
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Post by Rocky on Mar 29, 2008 15:23:47 GMT -5
I really hope Spence is proud of me.
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Post by Dave on Mar 29, 2008 15:24:00 GMT -5
WHY WON'T THE METS START I THOUGHT IT WAS ON AT 1, NOPE, 4, NOPE, NOW 5 WHAT THE FU CK preseason who cares |
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