Spence--Please read.

[Funky George!]

Spence,

I know we have a lot of fun joking around and forcing you to sim here, and doing things calling you a robot, leaving you voice mails late at night just so I can hear your voice on the answering machine, and offering to pay you 800 RCs if you sim immediately. But there's something seriously fucking wrong with you. You have NO IDEA how much you're hurting me--NO IDEA. Please, stop with the funny guy, stop with the professional career. Please. Sim.

[Rocky]

You're getting swept, give it a rest. BUT Spence my team is legit, so toss a little sim at the kellman

[Funky George!]

mark said:

You're getting swept, give it a rest. BUT Spence my team is legit, so toss a little sim at the kellman

I'll bet you 91 I don't get da broom treatment.

[Sheryl Yoast]

You know there is a golfer from New Zealand with the last name Sim.

[Speed Racer]

oink said:

You know there is a golfer from New Zealand with the last name Sim.

That settles it. There is now no legitimate reason to further delay a sim.

[Ducky]

oink said:

You know there is a golfer from New Zealand with the last name Sim.

Better yet, I know a basketball star whose last name is Sim.

I played baseball with him, through 8th grade and freshmen HS.

scouthoops.scout.com/a.z?s=75&p=8&c=1&nid=2648747

He's so fucking fast. He would make a great commish.

[DB]

lets see one

[duceisinmyheart]

hahhaha hilarious

[Johnny "B. Good" Stamos]

I just wanna party