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Post by AllStar0608 on Aug 6, 2008 8:49:37 GMT -5
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Post by duceisinmyheart on Aug 6, 2008 8:53:54 GMT -5
^
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Post by Spencer on Aug 6, 2008 9:50:13 GMT -5
I think its funny.
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Post by AllStar0608 on Aug 6, 2008 10:19:41 GMT -5
thats because it is somewhat.
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Post by Rocky on Aug 6, 2008 10:23:31 GMT -5
Haha yeah, I thought it was pretty funny too.
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Post by Gossip Girl on Aug 6, 2008 12:40:21 GMT -5
one of the better jokes allstar has posted.
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Post by Funky George! on Aug 6, 2008 12:55:15 GMT -5
Joke sucks
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Post by Rocky on Aug 6, 2008 12:56:54 GMT -5
I'm going to Club Sandwich for a 21 now, so good
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Post by Funky George! on Aug 6, 2008 12:59:58 GMT -5
Are you with Colleen?
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Post by Rocky on Aug 6, 2008 13:00:29 GMT -5
Ya, she says she wants you to meet us
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Post by Funky George! on Aug 6, 2008 13:00:48 GMT -5
No car, get me. I'm starvin, Marv. In.
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Post by Rocky on Aug 6, 2008 13:02:40 GMT -5
K, little bit. She's getting dressed and stuff, who knowsh ow long that will be LM FUCKING AO
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Post by Funky George! on Aug 6, 2008 13:03:11 GMT -5
K, little bit. She's getting dressed and stuff, who knowsh ow long that will be LM FUCKING AO about as funny as the joke in this thread, lmfao.
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Post by Rocky on Aug 6, 2008 13:06:02 GMT -5
My joke was intentionally not funny. I liked Allstars.
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Post by Funky George! on Aug 6, 2008 13:07:18 GMT -5
You is a punk
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Post by DB on Aug 6, 2008 13:22:48 GMT -5
your both punks
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Post by AllStar0608 on Aug 6, 2008 13:27:28 GMT -5
if u didnt like this joke, then die.
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