Post by A2J on Sept 24, 2008 18:57:30 GMT -5
I'm Alex Gurnham. Bitches.
I would've kept my 13 pick. Nah I'm playin' that team was shit, dude had to do something, whatever.
I'm 22. My parents are accountants. I switched schools in Grade 5 to go into the "Gifted" program. I told my parents I wanted to chill in my current school, but apparently I did really well on the tests which were a bunch of bullshit put-these-shapes-in-order and what's-missing-from-this-picture nonsense. I kept asking the chick doing the test (still remember she was hot in that sort of Sarah Palin only with her glasses on way) why she was timing me. I guess that gets you extra points.
I should mention I smoked my first joint in Grade 3.
I was a disgustingly good student all through high school. I like school a lot. I like learning about shit. I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia. I got a $10 000 entrance scholarship to one of the top journalism schools in Canada after coming in both first and second place in the "Sports Writing - Feature" category of the Toronto Star Awards which is based on high school newspapers.
I dropped journalism in second year because like ... it was a lot of work. And boring as fuck. And really high stress too. Spent a lot of time on the phone. I took English instead cause like ... I can do all my work while I'm high. Which is a bonus. And I'm really good at it. I picked up 5 more scholarships in university, and I ran a small division of a group tutoring service on campus.
One summer I worked the Summer Orientation thing where you take the firsts year in, get them all registered for their courses, show them the school, etc. I won one office pool (most first year girls to add you on facebook) and won another pool FOR someone (which two co workers will hook up first).
I work at a bank. I make sales calls. I run a cash drawer. Old Jamacain women bake me shit from time to time. I get paid a lot. It's really fucking easy. This is my year off from the school thing.
I live in downtown Toronto. Beside a No Frills.
I drink a lot. I smoke A LOT of weed. I used to be into a whole mess of drugs but I read this book called the Phantom Tollbooth, which is like a metaphorical trip about the wonders of life and how positive the world can be, so I got off of them. No pills or powders for years now.
I am very much like I seem in sims. I think.
I've never played against a famous basketball player, and I don't think I've met anyone famous unless Cabbie on the Street counts.
My favorite drinking game is flip cup.
My favorite rule in Kings is Exile Island.
My favorite way to get high is with a Phillies Cognac flavored blunt.
My second favorite way to get high is with my bong Donny Tokowitz, named after the owner of the LA Clippers who has since changed his last name.
I'm currently smoking my pipe Betty. who I bought while I was in Amsterdam a few years ago.
My favorite city I've been to is Amsterdam.
My favorite piece of game to run on girls is being the wingman for my buddy Sudsy's "How I Got My Scar" story (in brief - hockey skate to the face).
All music is great, but hip hop is life.
I saw DJ Premier spin for about three hours at a small club in Ottawa.
The best show I've ever been to was Rock the Bells 2007 in NY. RATM headlined. I broke a rib.
I am REALLY jacked for the new RW/RR Challenge that premiers in Canada tonight. I essentially love all those shitty MTV shows that most people can't stand. I fucking love them man.
That's it I suppose.
I would've kept my 13 pick. Nah I'm playin' that team was shit, dude had to do something, whatever.
I'm 22. My parents are accountants. I switched schools in Grade 5 to go into the "Gifted" program. I told my parents I wanted to chill in my current school, but apparently I did really well on the tests which were a bunch of bullshit put-these-shapes-in-order and what's-missing-from-this-picture nonsense. I kept asking the chick doing the test (still remember she was hot in that sort of Sarah Palin only with her glasses on way) why she was timing me. I guess that gets you extra points.
I should mention I smoked my first joint in Grade 3.
I was a disgustingly good student all through high school. I like school a lot. I like learning about shit. I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia. I got a $10 000 entrance scholarship to one of the top journalism schools in Canada after coming in both first and second place in the "Sports Writing - Feature" category of the Toronto Star Awards which is based on high school newspapers.
I dropped journalism in second year because like ... it was a lot of work. And boring as fuck. And really high stress too. Spent a lot of time on the phone. I took English instead cause like ... I can do all my work while I'm high. Which is a bonus. And I'm really good at it. I picked up 5 more scholarships in university, and I ran a small division of a group tutoring service on campus.
One summer I worked the Summer Orientation thing where you take the firsts year in, get them all registered for their courses, show them the school, etc. I won one office pool (most first year girls to add you on facebook) and won another pool FOR someone (which two co workers will hook up first).
I work at a bank. I make sales calls. I run a cash drawer. Old Jamacain women bake me shit from time to time. I get paid a lot. It's really fucking easy. This is my year off from the school thing.
I live in downtown Toronto. Beside a No Frills.
I drink a lot. I smoke A LOT of weed. I used to be into a whole mess of drugs but I read this book called the Phantom Tollbooth, which is like a metaphorical trip about the wonders of life and how positive the world can be, so I got off of them. No pills or powders for years now.
I am very much like I seem in sims. I think.
I've never played against a famous basketball player, and I don't think I've met anyone famous unless Cabbie on the Street counts.
My favorite drinking game is flip cup.
My favorite rule in Kings is Exile Island.
My favorite way to get high is with a Phillies Cognac flavored blunt.
My second favorite way to get high is with my bong Donny Tokowitz, named after the owner of the LA Clippers who has since changed his last name.
I'm currently smoking my pipe Betty. who I bought while I was in Amsterdam a few years ago.
My favorite city I've been to is Amsterdam.
My favorite piece of game to run on girls is being the wingman for my buddy Sudsy's "How I Got My Scar" story (in brief - hockey skate to the face).
All music is great, but hip hop is life.
I saw DJ Premier spin for about three hours at a small club in Ottawa.
The best show I've ever been to was Rock the Bells 2007 in NY. RATM headlined. I broke a rib.
I am REALLY jacked for the new RW/RR Challenge that premiers in Canada tonight. I essentially love all those shitty MTV shows that most people can't stand. I fucking love them man.
That's it I suppose.