Post by GP on Oct 30, 2008 22:50:30 GMT -5
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Christian Martinez
By:
Galo Pesantes
A BBS EXCLUSIVE
Christian Martinez
By:
Galo Pesantes
A BBS EXCLUSIVE
On October 29th, at approximately 11:38 a.m. EST, Christian Martinez went missing. After an abrupt resignation thread simply titled, ‘I quit’, BBS GMs figured this was just another footnote in the saga that is Christian Martinez. They thought wrong. Martinez, arguably league’s most disliked; hated and most annoying GM disappeared for a little more than an hour.
BBS authorities are unsure what Martinez did between this hour and half time period where he was nowhere to be found. Many fear that his longtime Tourette syndrome had finally got the best of him and he had one of that “manic” episode where they shove a pencil through his nose and that was the end of him.
Others like Maniac, believed that Martinez had fallen victim and died of rectal trauma when a midget from the city of Brotherly Love was trying to finish Martinez off in a New Jersey motel. However, most believed that Wilson, a.k.a. Outlawz, the New York Knicks GM, had finally taken that treacherous trip over the bridge to New Jersey and finally kicked Martinez’s ass for his rips on him being Mexican, even though Martinez’s own native land influenced much of Mexican culture.
Well, it seems like everyone had got it wrong, even Martinez’s idol and BBS commissioner, Spencer Martin. For a man that has gone through so many board names, (Marty, Spencer Martin Jr., and countless others) one figured he would return soon enough. Those few who were not naïve were right.
When soon the man with the obsession for one of the most sensitive GMs in history (Duce), with the most feuds in a league (100+) and most Tourett remarks (put a number here and multiply by 10), returned as the X-Factor.
No one bought this new GM as “new” since the genius known as the X-Factor, he had already had his name known on the board as the X-Factor beforehand. Despite countless threats to quit and numerous proposed bets, Martinez was just having fun. And no matter how obnoxious, deceiving, fake boogie attitude, bullying, idiotic and simply retarded he was, Martinez could just not stay away.
So for now, everyone’s favorite Spaniard is here to stay, at least until he somewhat gets his feelings hurt or runs into another Philadelphia midget. One thing is for sure though, the search for Christian Martinez has currently ended with a new board name and new nickname. But will his persona be over?
As long as BBS is running, there’s a better chance of the Commish inviting all the GMs of the league to his future wedding. Just don’t tell Martinez the date.
