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Post by Captain Fantasy on Nov 26, 2008 11:54:16 GMT -5
Captain on The Campaign Trail Hello fellow Captainacrats and Captain supporters. It's the Captain, hot on the campaign trail. I'm busy kissing hands and shaking babies trying to win the current election. I appriciate your kind words and support. I also thank you for your campaign donations, which have been very generous, and i can assure you that the money raised is being used for responsable, "Elliot Spitzer" type activities. Today while campaigning in Chicago and young BBS union member named Joe . . . I believe he called himself Joe the Plumber, an admited Duckpublican, came to me with a question. He asked, "Captain? I'm not too familar with all the details of your proposed "Simulated Luxury Tax Plan" and i'm afraid that it may stop my small franchise from making trades that would benfit me. . .How will this tax plan effect a young beginning gm like myself?" I repsoned with "Well, Joe . . . if that is your real name. . . I can assure you that my luxury tax plan will not stop you from making any trades that you could make in the current system infact it will help you make trades that you couldnt make in the system as it is now. And i understand your concern about not knowing all the details of the proposed luxury tax plan because I dont even know 'em myself. I havent come up with 'em yet. But i can assure you this weekend i plan on getting drunk and smoking a fattie and banging out the details so everyone can marvel in how bad ass the luxury tax system can be." Not only was he satisfied with that answer he immidiately threw down he's "Ducky for Pres" button he was wearing and put on a Captain Fantasy button instead. Amazing. I couldnt be happier with the way things in the campaign are going. We've already picked up a few celebrity endorsements. Oprah got so awe-struck during one of my speeches she began leaning on a union member in front of her. Kanye West, Angela Landsbury, Tony Danza, and the guy who played McGuyver have also made their support for the Captain public. So were leaving Chicago today and were gonna go to Michigan!, and we're gonna go to Arkansass! . . . and We're going to oaksterdam!, , , and we're going to boston, texas and austin, massachusetts1 . . . .were going to indiana, , , ,were going to albequerqe .. . were going to Vegas! were going to New Mexico . . . New Hampshire . . . Delaware . . . and California. . . .then we're going all the way to DC and We're TAKING BACK THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Remember when going to the polls next tuesday . . . Ask not what the the BBS can do for you . . . Ask what you can do for the BBS!!! Peace . . .Halleluyah holla back!  -I'm Captain Fantasy and I approve this message paid for by the Captain for BBS Union President foundation |
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Post by Chris on Nov 26, 2008 11:55:56 GMT -5
In all seriousness, and I'm in no way trying to be funny or de-mean you in any more than you've already done to yourself... but... when was the last time you genuinely got any punani?
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Post by DB on Nov 26, 2008 12:02:53 GMT -5
hahaha sweeeeet
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Post by Rocky on Nov 26, 2008 12:13:56 GMT -5
Hahaahahahahaha Captain, I love it
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Post by Johnny "B. Good" Stamos on Nov 26, 2008 12:30:02 GMT -5
hahahhaha
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Post by Phoenix Phil on Nov 26, 2008 12:57:56 GMT -5
lol... nice of you to incorporate john brown's hallelujah holla back in there
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Post by Johnny "B. Good" Stamos on Nov 26, 2008 13:02:59 GMT -5
If Tony Danza like it, i like it.
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Post by Captain Fantasy on Nov 26, 2008 18:14:47 GMT -5
If Tony Danza like it, i like it. lol .. . .danza is the man. IMO there's no questioning "WHo's the Boss?" it's fucking Danza fo sho |
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Post by Captain Fantasy on Nov 26, 2008 18:18:32 GMT -5
lol... nice of you to incorporate john brown's hallelujah holla back in there lol . . it was in reference to your mention of it yesterday john brown was such a joke. . .  |
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Post by Captain Fantasy on Nov 26, 2008 18:36:31 GMT -5
In all seriousness, and I'm in no way trying to be funny or de-mean you in any more than you've already done to yourself... but... when was the last time you genuinely got any punani? alright now Princess Toadstool . . . your not trying to "de-mean" me with that? psssh . . . please. . . Looking at the pics posted of you in this board i can seriously ask have you ever gotten any punani? ever? (and before you answer remember that getting your dog to lick pb and J off your balls isn't considered sex. I'm talking about with a human girl) and who the fuck actually uses the word punani? middle school virgins that's who. . . . In my life experience people like you who ask this type of question and call themselves names like "PoonPlower" and swear they "Have a big dick" and ask men to "touch my penis" are usually 1. Over compensating for the lack of actual sex in their life or 2. Over compensating to diguise their homoeroticness and their homoerotic desires i think you are overcompensating for both and ok . . . if you want me to answer the question . . . if you really want to know when was the last time i got "punani" i'll tell you . . . (This isnt the first time I've had to answer this question in a sim league before. It's seems this insult is quite common for the umwitty and uninspired) Hmmmm . . . . the last time i got sexed up? Ummm . . .well I'm married and i have a kid . . . so naturally I never get laid. satisfied? I doubt it PS . . . Dont salt my koolaid |
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Post by Chris on Nov 26, 2008 18:53:00 GMT -5
You're a 28 year old, married, with a child, trying to prove me wrong, on an internet forum.
Congratulations man, your life rocks!
Of course I was trying to demean you.. you're 28 and you act like you're 16. The only people that find you funny in this league are HS kids and college freshman.
So I dressed up in a girl's dress for Halloween, OH MY GOD! So my penis is so big that if I laid it across my keyboard it'd stretch all the way from A to Z!
I get more ass, and I'm glad when I look down, I'm able to see my dick, something you probably haven't done or seen in over 10 years.
I'm sorry that I'm comfortable enough about my sexuality that I can make gay jokes with others, gee golly! Obviously not only are you an overgrown retard.. you don't comprehend sarcasm all that well.
Now go drink your beers and wonder who your wife is fucking tonight, you fat piece of shit.
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Post by Speed Racer on Nov 26, 2008 19:25:42 GMT -5
And you once said I have the same tired rant? Hahahaha.
Spence, ban guests from posting.
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Post by JBJB2FK on Nov 26, 2008 20:52:00 GMT -5
This dude deletes his account and is the Phantom Poster. Chris Martinez why are you so angry??
Did someone touch you in a bad way as a child lol
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Post by JBJB2FK on Nov 26, 2008 20:57:34 GMT -5
Dude the A and Z key are right next to each other lol dumbass
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Post by DB on Nov 26, 2008 20:57:58 GMT -5
hahahaha
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Post by Johnny "B. Good" Stamos on Nov 26, 2008 21:00:57 GMT -5
hahahah
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Post by Phoenix Phil on Nov 26, 2008 21:00:59 GMT -5
Dude the A and Z key are right next to each other lol dumbass hahahaha that's game |
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Post by Captain Fantasy on Nov 26, 2008 21:29:30 GMT -5
lol . . . marty has a way about proving people's points for them. . . half of his post was about his dong. . . or his dong size. . . you're not fooling anyone. homoeroticness runs this man's life
you are a hater. why you so mad? next time the preacher touches you, little marty, tell someone.
for karma sake bro reconsider your haterating ways. . . .
ps. don;t salt my kool aid
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Post by Captain Fantasy on Nov 26, 2008 21:38:35 GMT -5
Dude the A and Z key are right next to each other lol dumbass lol funny ass shit. . . . because of this post jbjb2fk is now my running mate in the BBS union campaign. VP JB. just dont fuck this up for me Sarah Palin style Captain/JB YES WE CAN! |
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Post by JBJB2FK on Nov 26, 2008 21:43:49 GMT -5
No Pitbull SOCCER MOM here
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Post by Ducky on Nov 28, 2008 2:48:10 GMT -5
I believe in freedom of trades. I believe in change.
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Post by James on Nov 28, 2008 23:35:29 GMT -5
You're a 28 year old, married, with a child, trying to prove me wrong, on an internet forum. Congratulations man, your life rocks! Of course I was trying to demean you.. you're 28 and you act like you're 16. The only people that find you funny in this league are HS kids and college freshman. So I dressed up in a girl's dress for Halloween, OH MY GOD! S o my penis is so big that if I laid it across my keyboard it'd stretch all the way from A to Z! I get more ass, and I'm glad when I look down, I'm able to see my dick, something you probably haven't done or seen in over 10 years. I'm sorry that I'm comfortable enough about my sexuality that I can make gay jokes with others, gee golly! Obviously not only are you an overgrown retard.. you don't comprehend sarcasm all that well. Now go drink your beers and wonder who your wife is fucking tonight, you fat piece of shit.  IMO A and Z are extremely close together. |
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Post by Captain Fantasy on Nov 28, 2008 23:38:54 GMT -5
yup for his dick to stretch across A-Z on the keyboard it have to be about 2 inches. lol |
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Post by Spencer on Nov 28, 2008 23:48:33 GMT -5
You're a 28 year old, married, with a child, trying to prove me wrong, on an internet forum. Congratulations man, your life rocks! Of course I was trying to demean you.. you're 28 and you act like you're 16. The only people that find you funny in this league are HS kids and college freshman. So I dressed up in a girl's dress for Halloween, OH MY GOD! S o my penis is so big that if I laid it across my keyboard it'd stretch all the way from A to Z! I get more ass, and I'm glad when I look down, I'm able to see my dick, something you probably haven't done or seen in over 10 years. I'm sorry that I'm comfortable enough about my sexuality that I can make gay jokes with others, gee golly! Obviously not only are you an overgrown retard.. you don't comprehend sarcasm all that well. Now go drink your beers and wonder who your wife is fucking tonight, you fat piece of shit. IMO A and Z are extremely close together. LOL @ James. |
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Post by Ducky on Nov 29, 2008 5:03:01 GMT -5
 Ducky names VPIt's been settled. The duck has chosen pig as his running mate. This will be the first time in BBS history that 2 animals have run for office. No one was sure who the duck would choose. Some rumors hinted that YB would run beside the duck, others talked about Sarah Palin as the potential VP. But those rumors were shot down after Spencer laid the mother fucking hammer on YB's pussy face(btw, Spence ftw) and after the duck realized he was Sarah Palin. Allhailmaniac and Coach H were apparently offered to run as VP, but both declined. Maniac had this to say: "I could never play second-fiddle." Really? Because it seems like you do a damn good job at it. The well respected Coach H responded in a classy way, saying' "duckmonster, i'm not part of the union!." LOL Silly goose! The duck clearly didn't think that one through. After being turned down a couple times, the duck finally received some positive news. Both E-Boner and Pig said they'd accept the VP role. But who would the duck choose? E-Boner was clearly a highly respected person in the internet porn industry & with his Boner-Groaner product. However Pig was just such a big hit with the girls that the duck had no choice but to choose Pig as his running mate.  pig pictured at E-Boner's partyNow that the duck has made his choice, let the debating begin! |
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