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Post by dj on Feb 9, 2009 0:21:04 GMT -5
Jesus Christ  "The Holy One taking it strong to the hoop" position: Guard age: 34 to 35 upon resurrection height: 6'0 (est) weight: 160lbs (est) Current Team: N/A Prospect Grades: A+ A+ A+ A+ D A Strengths: Has heavenly hops. Never gets hurt. Has regenerative powers. Can see the future so don't even bother trying to score on him or stopping him from scoring on you. Outstanding shooter that never misses. Scoring machine. Post up game is divine. Amazing passer. Always finds the open man. Never turns the ball over. Has the big man in sky on his side. Will sacrifice himself for the team. A once in an infinity talent. Weaknesses: Rebounding. Nice guy that doesn't have that killer instinct. Last suppers. Notes: Nicknames include the Deliverer, Almighty, Holy One, King of the Jews, Light of the World, Prophet, Savior, Word of God and Way (for a complete list see www.evangelicaloutreach.org/jesustitles.htm). Could go as high as #1 if he ever returns. |
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Post by aar on Feb 9, 2009 0:23:21 GMT -5
I'd expect him to go lotto
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Post by Ducky on Feb 9, 2009 1:19:31 GMT -5
Blasphemy. Not even funny...
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Post by Ducky on Feb 9, 2009 1:20:34 GMT -5
OH yeah and unlike the worldly view of Jesus, he was actually strong and buff. He was a carpenter, so he's prolly like 180 lbs.
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Post by dj on Feb 9, 2009 2:09:14 GMT -5
OH yeah and unlike the worldly view of Jesus, he was actually strong and buff. He was a carpenter, so he's prolly like 180 lbs. its a ripped 160. |
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Post by Pacman on Feb 9, 2009 2:16:29 GMT -5
Rofl what is this
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Post by GP on Feb 9, 2009 2:34:35 GMT -5
This is worse than Skillz' Zorro.
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Post by Spencer on Feb 9, 2009 2:47:22 GMT -5
OH yeah and unlike the worldly view of Jesus, he was actually strong and buff. He was a carpenter, so he's prolly like 180 lbs. LOL @ JC being buff. What are you a 12 yo girl Ducky? ;D |
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Post by Ducky on Feb 9, 2009 16:06:38 GMT -5
OH yeah and unlike the worldly view of Jesus, he was actually strong and buff. He was a carpenter, so he's prolly like 180 lbs. its a ripped 160. 100 strength, nice. |
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Post by easy on Feb 9, 2009 16:26:35 GMT -5
OH yeah and unlike the worldly view of Jesus, he was actually strong and buff. He was a carpenter, so he's prolly like 180 lbs. LOL @ JC being buff. What are you a 12 yo girl Ducky? ;D  |
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Post by DB on Feb 9, 2009 18:57:31 GMT -5
uhhh ok
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Post by Derwin on Feb 9, 2009 18:59:04 GMT -5
He looks alright. If he indeed exists.
That lack of rebounding blows though.
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Post by dj on Feb 9, 2009 20:20:33 GMT -5
I just thought the picture was amusing, jesus playing ball... but maybe I will make a real Jesus Christ prospect... hmmm...
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Post by easy on Feb 9, 2009 20:59:23 GMT -5
and this is why fake players is fucking stupid
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Post by dj on Feb 9, 2009 21:03:12 GMT -5
until BBS goes retro, it'll have to do.
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Post by noves on Feb 9, 2009 21:25:29 GMT -5
This is so stupid.
I like fake players, but this shit is just stupid.
Gahhh...retro makes me sad.
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Post by Apollo on Feb 9, 2009 22:16:58 GMT -5
Lame attempt at humor.
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Post by dj on Feb 9, 2009 22:27:40 GMT -5
This is so stupid. I like fake players, but this shit is just stupid. Gahhh...retro makes me sad. this isnt a real prospect. relax. |
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Post by Outlawz on Feb 11, 2009 5:51:28 GMT -5
the pic was hilarious
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Post by DB on Feb 11, 2009 12:54:50 GMT -5
is that Michael J Fox?
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Post by aar on Feb 11, 2009 14:53:47 GMT -5
It's a shame that this gets more comments than real prospects :/
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Post by Jay on Feb 11, 2009 15:57:48 GMT -5
There needs to be more prospects with regular ass names.
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Post by Phoenix Phil on Feb 11, 2009 16:03:59 GMT -5
too many euros, argentinians, and navajos
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Post by DB on Feb 11, 2009 17:15:46 GMT -5
Michael J Fox is a great name
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Post by Spencer on Feb 15, 2009 16:49:42 GMT -5
Nope.
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