Post by Sheryl Yoast on Apr 17, 2009 14:35:24 GMT -5
Hello fellow BBS'ers and random ass dudes(I say dudes because Play told the only chick to set her eyes on BBS to suck his dick to get in the league) been a while since I last made an article. Anyone care? Probably not? I don't like you either. Today on tap we have the BBS rundown. What does this mean? I just talk about some random shit and hope it entertains you. Cool. Lets us start!
So our beloved commissioner Spencer Martin sent me a PM at the beginning of the week considering firing me. I was like
. I sent Spencer a PM back being like woah that's not cool I was on hiatus. I talked him out of it me being the most important member of BBS. (BBS Magazine March, 2008) I don't make up shit I site my sources! So Spencer was pretty much like Pig if I were a chick I would blow you because you are what makes BBS run so efficiently. I was like thanks Spence I know 
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So onto some other shit. The Goofball of the Week has to be Derwin. When you reject a trade from me I might get a little defensive but I can honestly respect it and go on my way. When you make up fabricate bullshit to help your case I get angry. I rant about it for longer then it should be. Now, to Derwin's benefit the offer I sent him was probably not in his best interest, neither was the PM with the attitude afterward. Yes I sent him the offer Hahn for QAJ and my 23rd trying to swindle something based on the fact QAJ hasn't improved in 2 years in the league. According to Mr. Kitchen Hahn is a "Very mediocre player", my 23rd is a "very valuable pick", and "Hahn's numbers drop on any other team in the league" due to my record. I got into an argument with Skillz over Hahn and Maximov a couple days ago and even though I disagreed with what Skillz had to say I could understand his points as they made some sense. Derwin on the other hand had some naive bullshit (The Rondo Roy incident with Martinez). You're probably asking "Why is that Pig." I won't tell you because I don't like any of you. No, I'm lying I like you all so I will explain.
1. "Hahn is a very mediocre player." Skillz said this to me and I was Skillz blow me. Derwin said this and I was like you're joking. Reason being. HAHN IS ARGUABLY BETTER THEN EVERYONE ON YOUR ROSTER! The only argument you can make is Cruise but his lack of defense might counter it. 20+ PPG last four years on great numbers from FT, FG% and 3P%. Leads the league in steals this year. How is this "very mediocre." Very mediocre not this. You're whole team is fucking awful if this is how you define mediocre.
2. "An extremely valuable pick" Derwin has been trying to sell my 23 and 24 off like it is God's gift to the world. When the fuck has a pick been valuable for a team going in a CY? Never. Thank You.
3. "Due to my record." If I went 0-82 and scored 140 PPG, sent my 24 PPG scorer to an 82-0 team who scored 100 PPG his numbers would drop? I score 105 PPG (106 when the PM was sent) you score 109. I have a PG with B handles who can't distribute the ball. So if Hahn is on your team he is going to drop to like 17 ppg. Yeah. Great.
I'm done with that. Ego boost. +1
Now back to some other things I noticed.
Andrew has been making some questionable moves to try and get by the contract year. I have to applaud him for taking the initiative and trying to get past the CY by any means possible. However if he can squeak by I just offer him this from someone who has been in his shoes and sacrificed a lot to just get by......BBS gets pretty dull and boring. I was thinking of pretty funny dudes and I thought of Galo. Probably the only GM who has ever sent me a PM telling me not to do a deal with someone else because it would fuck up their pick which he had. That was really funny. I like Galo. He entertains me with cool articles. I hope he gets by the contract year. I actually hate Galo. No, I don't but it would be interesting if I did. Maybe, who knows.
I recently found out that Magic GM Aaron had a girlfriend who (gasps) wrote a blog. I now have no respect for Habes as his hombres call him and have now ended contact with him forever. It was fun while I knew you "Habes" Mafmaf.
My last article was controversial saying that Portland GM Dan has to prove himself which Dan offered a stern "No I don't." I want to revisit this just for the fact that the Blazers aren't too good right now, their picks are all over the continental United States (mainly in Philadelphia) and he doesn't have too much of value to get them back. He also owes a couple picks. Portland is an absolute mess, just like I was for good chunk of years. If Dan can get through this successfully then I have no right to question his GM ability anymore. We will see though. At least the 2066 2nd rounder from Philly has stud written all over it.
Question of the day: If Idle gets Wild South, is he Calm North? Free RC to whoever can answer that correctly.
It is good to see Dave back on the helms on the Spurs. D-Day to our first argument is 3 days 2 hours 24 minutes. Looking forward to new loopholes and old fun with him. Go Johnnies!
Haven't spoken to Blue in a while. I have gotten my daily dosage of Blue however from Blue on G's to Gents. Series is over now so I don't know where get my Blue anymore. Labatt Blue? Coach Blue? Blue Jobs? What the hell is a Blue Job? Ask Aaron's girlfriend who blogs. Fucking sellout.
Maniac should switch his name from AllHailManiac to AllHailManiFRAUD. That is right folks. Maniac is clinically sane. All these years we have been living a lie. Guy has bullshitted us all. Let's kill him. No, that would be illegal.
AAR is probably my favorite guy to trade with in the league. Not once have I had a problem with him. Pretty cool shit. I like AAR. He is from Toronto. The capital of Canada. No it isn't, Ottawa is. Toronto is the American capital of Canada though.
Chris Martinez notified me yesterday that CC is not of Filipino decent. Chris Martinez also notified me that he can't perform basic Algebra and got Derwin to do it for him. Chris Martinez better hope that Derwin isn't as bad in Algebra as he is in Hahn Owens.
Alright, that is all for the rundown. If I didn't mention you this week you won't be mentioned next week I probably won't mention you next week. Mark. I put the last sentence in because Mark might surprise me this week and say something worthy of being in the next run down next week. I don't want to be a hypocrite though so I put him in here. However, I highly doubt Mark does anything newsworthy this week. Alright, Hoss? Fernando. Has no chance of being in next weeks run down. Don't even know why I mentioned him. Might as well cross his name out right now.Fernando. Awesome.
Peace
So our beloved commissioner Spencer Martin sent me a PM at the beginning of the week considering firing me. I was like
. I sent Spencer a PM back being like woah that's not cool I was on hiatus. I talked him out of it me being the most important member of BBS. (BBS Magazine March, 2008) I don't make up shit I site my sources! So Spencer was pretty much like Pig if I were a chick I would blow you because you are what makes BBS run so efficiently. I was like thanks Spence I know 
. So onto some other shit. The Goofball of the Week has to be Derwin. When you reject a trade from me I might get a little defensive but I can honestly respect it and go on my way. When you make up fabricate bullshit to help your case I get angry. I rant about it for longer then it should be. Now, to Derwin's benefit the offer I sent him was probably not in his best interest, neither was the PM with the attitude afterward. Yes I sent him the offer Hahn for QAJ and my 23rd trying to swindle something based on the fact QAJ hasn't improved in 2 years in the league. According to Mr. Kitchen Hahn is a "Very mediocre player", my 23rd is a "very valuable pick", and "Hahn's numbers drop on any other team in the league" due to my record. I got into an argument with Skillz over Hahn and Maximov a couple days ago and even though I disagreed with what Skillz had to say I could understand his points as they made some sense. Derwin on the other hand had some naive bullshit (The Rondo Roy incident with Martinez). You're probably asking "Why is that Pig." I won't tell you because I don't like any of you. No, I'm lying I like you all so I will explain.
1. "Hahn is a very mediocre player." Skillz said this to me and I was Skillz blow me. Derwin said this and I was like you're joking. Reason being. HAHN IS ARGUABLY BETTER THEN EVERYONE ON YOUR ROSTER! The only argument you can make is Cruise but his lack of defense might counter it. 20+ PPG last four years on great numbers from FT, FG% and 3P%. Leads the league in steals this year. How is this "very mediocre." Very mediocre not this. You're whole team is fucking awful if this is how you define mediocre.
2. "An extremely valuable pick" Derwin has been trying to sell my 23 and 24 off like it is God's gift to the world. When the fuck has a pick been valuable for a team going in a CY? Never. Thank You.
3. "Due to my record." If I went 0-82 and scored 140 PPG, sent my 24 PPG scorer to an 82-0 team who scored 100 PPG his numbers would drop? I score 105 PPG (106 when the PM was sent) you score 109. I have a PG with B handles who can't distribute the ball. So if Hahn is on your team he is going to drop to like 17 ppg. Yeah. Great.
I'm done with that. Ego boost. +1
Now back to some other things I noticed.
Andrew has been making some questionable moves to try and get by the contract year. I have to applaud him for taking the initiative and trying to get past the CY by any means possible. However if he can squeak by I just offer him this from someone who has been in his shoes and sacrificed a lot to just get by......BBS gets pretty dull and boring. I was thinking of pretty funny dudes and I thought of Galo. Probably the only GM who has ever sent me a PM telling me not to do a deal with someone else because it would fuck up their pick which he had. That was really funny. I like Galo. He entertains me with cool articles. I hope he gets by the contract year. I actually hate Galo. No, I don't but it would be interesting if I did. Maybe, who knows.
I recently found out that Magic GM Aaron had a girlfriend who (gasps) wrote a blog. I now have no respect for Habes as his hombres call him and have now ended contact with him forever. It was fun while I knew you "Habes" Mafmaf.
My last article was controversial saying that Portland GM Dan has to prove himself which Dan offered a stern "No I don't." I want to revisit this just for the fact that the Blazers aren't too good right now, their picks are all over the continental United States (mainly in Philadelphia) and he doesn't have too much of value to get them back. He also owes a couple picks. Portland is an absolute mess, just like I was for good chunk of years. If Dan can get through this successfully then I have no right to question his GM ability anymore. We will see though. At least the 2066 2nd rounder from Philly has stud written all over it.
Question of the day: If Idle gets Wild South, is he Calm North? Free RC to whoever can answer that correctly.
It is good to see Dave back on the helms on the Spurs. D-Day to our first argument is 3 days 2 hours 24 minutes. Looking forward to new loopholes and old fun with him. Go Johnnies!
Haven't spoken to Blue in a while. I have gotten my daily dosage of Blue however from Blue on G's to Gents. Series is over now so I don't know where get my Blue anymore. Labatt Blue? Coach Blue? Blue Jobs? What the hell is a Blue Job? Ask Aaron's girlfriend who blogs. Fucking sellout.
Maniac should switch his name from AllHailManiac to AllHailManiFRAUD. That is right folks. Maniac is clinically sane. All these years we have been living a lie. Guy has bullshitted us all. Let's kill him. No, that would be illegal.
AAR is probably my favorite guy to trade with in the league. Not once have I had a problem with him. Pretty cool shit. I like AAR. He is from Toronto. The capital of Canada. No it isn't, Ottawa is. Toronto is the American capital of Canada though.
Chris Martinez notified me yesterday that CC is not of Filipino decent. Chris Martinez also notified me that he can't perform basic Algebra and got Derwin to do it for him. Chris Martinez better hope that Derwin isn't as bad in Algebra as he is in Hahn Owens.
Alright, that is all for the rundown. If I didn't mention you this week you won't be mentioned next week I probably won't mention you next week. Mark. I put the last sentence in because Mark might surprise me this week and say something worthy of being in the next run down next week. I don't want to be a hypocrite though so I put him in here. However, I highly doubt Mark does anything newsworthy this week. Alright, Hoss? Fernando. Has no chance of being in next weeks run down. Don't even know why I mentioned him. Might as well cross his name out right now.
Peace
