Post by Dave on Apr 29, 2009 11:11:27 GMT -5
Steve Finklestein
PG
6'0
190
25
Hebrew Union College
Current Ratings: C A- A- B+ C- C
Strengths
-He is a lights out shooter
-Deceivingly quick
-Handles the rock flawlessly
-He is a very pesky defender who causes turnovers
Weaknesses
-He isn't very strong
-He doesn't have much upside
-Doesn't like to get in for rebounds
-His game is mostly below the rim
Outlook
Steve is a brilliant scientist who made a promise to his mother, Gertrude, that he would finish school and quit the game of basketball in order to do so. Steve was a playground legend in Brooklyn from a young age but his mother hated him playing with those "other" boys at the park. So Steve would have to work extra hard to get all his work done for school at the wee hours so he could sneak out to play after school. He had offers from all Big East schools and even had offers to play for Maccabi but he chose to continue his dream to help frogs masturbate so he can save dying species.
Steve's mother was found dead in her bedroom chocking while eating a large piece of sausage.
Soon after Steve got a call from his country saying they were in need of amateur athletes to participate in the world games and Steve complied after he jerked off 1,000 frogs that day. He led the US to a gold medal and caught the eye of many scouts. It seems Steve hasn't missed a beat and many think he can take his game to the next level. Since his mom died he can now follow his true dreams of being an elite basketball player.
