Post by Skillz on May 29, 2009 15:18:55 GMT -5
An interview with Marcus Hayes
Dan Patrick interviews Grizzlies center Marcus Hayes!
DP: Good to see you again, Marcus
Marcus: Thanks Dan, that’s what I say to myself when I look at this beautiful body every morning in the mirror.
DP: (laughs). So, Marcus, onto basketball. What are you expecting out of the Grizzlies this year?
Marcus: Anything short of a championship is unacceptable.
DP: But you won 24 games last year…
Marcus: Did we? Anyway, me and my boy Shawn Carter were working hard this off-season. I’ve developed a corner three, and I think he’s training to be a PG.
DP: Well, good luck with that. What can we expect from you this season?
Marcus: Dominance.
DP: Want to expand?
Marcus: No need. Big Marcus is taking over the league this season
DP: You shot 37% from the free throw line last season, the worst percentage in BBS history. How can you explain that?
Marcus: People do compare me to Shaq don’t they?
DP: I think that’s where the comparisons end. You also turned the ball over 3.1 times per game last year, the most out of any big man in the entire league.
Marcus: Just doing what I can to help the team
DP: Who do you think will make the biggest improvement from last year to this year?
Marcus: You're looking right at him
DP: Anyone else? You did put on 30 pounds over the summer, while Cameron Dodge dominated summer league.
Marcus: They call me the big fish
DP: How does that relate to anything?
Marcus: You tell me Dan
DP: What do you think of your GM, ‘Skillz? Do you still feel like you’re in rebuilding mode?
Marcus: Who says we’re rebuilding? He brought me in here for a reason.
DP: And what reason is that?
Marcus: To dominate
DP: Is that what he told you?
Marcus: Yup. Told me to shoot whenever I got the ball
DP: Are you sure he’s not doing that so you lose?
Marcus: Look at me you cunt. Have you seen anyone like me? 7’2, 285 pounds of pure muscle. A player who can pound with the big boys inside, block shots, step out and hit a 3….
DP: Did you just say hit a 3? You’re shooting under 35% from the free throw line…
Marcus: I would shut the fuck up if you ever want me on your show again!
DP: I don’t think that will be necessary
Dan Patrick interviews Grizzlies center Marcus Hayes!
DP: Good to see you again, Marcus
Marcus: Thanks Dan, that’s what I say to myself when I look at this beautiful body every morning in the mirror.
DP: (laughs). So, Marcus, onto basketball. What are you expecting out of the Grizzlies this year?
Marcus: Anything short of a championship is unacceptable.
DP: But you won 24 games last year…
Marcus: Did we? Anyway, me and my boy Shawn Carter were working hard this off-season. I’ve developed a corner three, and I think he’s training to be a PG.
DP: Well, good luck with that. What can we expect from you this season?
Marcus: Dominance.
DP: Want to expand?
Marcus: No need. Big Marcus is taking over the league this season
DP: You shot 37% from the free throw line last season, the worst percentage in BBS history. How can you explain that?
Marcus: People do compare me to Shaq don’t they?
DP: I think that’s where the comparisons end. You also turned the ball over 3.1 times per game last year, the most out of any big man in the entire league.
Marcus: Just doing what I can to help the team
DP: Who do you think will make the biggest improvement from last year to this year?
Marcus: You're looking right at him
DP: Anyone else? You did put on 30 pounds over the summer, while Cameron Dodge dominated summer league.
Marcus: They call me the big fish
DP: How does that relate to anything?
Marcus: You tell me Dan
DP: What do you think of your GM, ‘Skillz? Do you still feel like you’re in rebuilding mode?
Marcus: Who says we’re rebuilding? He brought me in here for a reason.
DP: And what reason is that?
Marcus: To dominate
DP: Is that what he told you?
Marcus: Yup. Told me to shoot whenever I got the ball
DP: Are you sure he’s not doing that so you lose?
Marcus: Look at me you cunt. Have you seen anyone like me? 7’2, 285 pounds of pure muscle. A player who can pound with the big boys inside, block shots, step out and hit a 3….
DP: Did you just say hit a 3? You’re shooting under 35% from the free throw line…
Marcus: I would shut the fuck up if you ever want me on your show again!
DP: I don’t think that will be necessary
