Post by Skillz on May 31, 2009 21:19:44 GMT -5
Marcus Hayes Interview # 2
Dan Patrick with Marcus Hayes
DP: All right thank you for calling Rich. It looks like we have another call. It’s Mark from Newport.
Marcus: Sup Dan
DP: Marcus? I thought I told you never to call again
Marcus: I thought we were friends, Dan
DP: You called me a fat cunt
Marcus: It was in the heat of the moment
DP: So, why are you calling anyway?
Marcus: Didn’t you hear?
DP: Hear what?
Marcus: I was traded!
DP: Sorry, ESPN generally doesn’t update me on the latest Marcus Hayes trade talk
Marcus: Hey, you know what….
DP: My apologies, that was a little harsh. Who were you traded to?
Marcus: Seattle. I heard they have mad good Mexican food there.
DP: Can’t say I’ve heard the same. What did Skillz tell you when you were traded?
Marcus: “Thanks for Oscar Wright.”
DP: Ahh.So, What do you expect to contribute in Seattle?
Marcus: I think it’s a real good situation for me to get to a winning ball club. I think I can bring a lot to their team as a starting center.
DP:I wouldn’t get your hopes up Marcus. They have Desean Foster starting there.
Marcus: Who?
DP: Former rookie of the year, he actually played with you for 30 games last year…
Marcus: Oh, big Fost! We used to play Fifa together. He also walked my dog a couple of times before he got rabies.
DP: Right
Marcus: Anyways, he’s a big softy. Definitely will be a solid backup though.
DP: He’s averaging 22 and 13.
Marcus: I averaged 35 sophomore year in high school
DP: Yea?
Marcus: Yup. I didn’t actually make the team due to academic eligibility but we had a pretty solid pickup team at the beach.
DP: I see
Marcus: That’s where I really patented my game. No one plays like me
DP: Right, I don’t see many players shooting 33% from the line out there.
Marcus: I focus on other parts of my game
DP: Like what?
Marcus: Dominance
DP: In what aspect of the game are you dominant in?
Marcus: It’s all mental. I aint never seen a player who can go one on one with me.
DP: You’re currently the least efficient center in the league
Marcus: And, currently ranked # 1 in dominance
DP: Who makes those ratings?
Marcus: I do, Dan, I do.
DP: Alright Marcus, I really should be taking some other calls
Marcus: Bye friend
Dan Patrick with Marcus Hayes
DP: All right thank you for calling Rich. It looks like we have another call. It’s Mark from Newport.
Marcus: Sup Dan
DP: Marcus? I thought I told you never to call again
Marcus: I thought we were friends, Dan
DP: You called me a fat cunt
Marcus: It was in the heat of the moment
DP: So, why are you calling anyway?
Marcus: Didn’t you hear?
DP: Hear what?
Marcus: I was traded!
DP: Sorry, ESPN generally doesn’t update me on the latest Marcus Hayes trade talk
Marcus: Hey, you know what….
DP: My apologies, that was a little harsh. Who were you traded to?
Marcus: Seattle. I heard they have mad good Mexican food there.
DP: Can’t say I’ve heard the same. What did Skillz tell you when you were traded?
Marcus: “Thanks for Oscar Wright.”
DP: Ahh.So, What do you expect to contribute in Seattle?
Marcus: I think it’s a real good situation for me to get to a winning ball club. I think I can bring a lot to their team as a starting center.
DP:I wouldn’t get your hopes up Marcus. They have Desean Foster starting there.
Marcus: Who?
DP: Former rookie of the year, he actually played with you for 30 games last year…
Marcus: Oh, big Fost! We used to play Fifa together. He also walked my dog a couple of times before he got rabies.
DP: Right
Marcus: Anyways, he’s a big softy. Definitely will be a solid backup though.
DP: He’s averaging 22 and 13.
Marcus: I averaged 35 sophomore year in high school
DP: Yea?
Marcus: Yup. I didn’t actually make the team due to academic eligibility but we had a pretty solid pickup team at the beach.
DP: I see
Marcus: That’s where I really patented my game. No one plays like me
DP: Right, I don’t see many players shooting 33% from the line out there.
Marcus: I focus on other parts of my game
DP: Like what?
Marcus: Dominance
DP: In what aspect of the game are you dominant in?
Marcus: It’s all mental. I aint never seen a player who can go one on one with me.
DP: You’re currently the least efficient center in the league
Marcus: And, currently ranked # 1 in dominance
DP: Who makes those ratings?
Marcus: I do, Dan, I do.
DP: Alright Marcus, I really should be taking some other calls
Marcus: Bye friend
