Post by Skillz on Jul 30, 2009 9:13:19 GMT -5
Roast
Let's release some tension!
CC--You're an idiot for actually believing Martinez's fake conversation with Dan. Also, no one has noted this, but the Cummings, Price for KD trade was a bigger rape than the Pearson trade.
Chipper--You're equally dumb for rejecting all of my terrible trade offers. Bobo for Clyde Lee+? . It should be done already!
Mark--Noticed that you generally just rehearse what Aaron says, just in a calmer way. We don't do calm in BBS!
Outlawz--You have to realize that everyone is not out to get you. You're probably right in that there would have been a much bigger mess made if someone like DJ did this, but always grouping the NC guys together is kinda ridiculous. I also laughed at this:
"Nanz, mark, habes, and whoeva. Ya can all suck my dick. Don't fucking like ya. Don't give a fuck. Never have never will. Ya bitches run in a group but alone ya aint shit that's why none of ya are never in any other sim league. Ya aint shit.".....YA FTW!
Aaron--Pretty dumb response to the thread. We all would have done it? Definitely don't think so. And if you did, that sucks. Also, great job with the team there! Davidson, Bigelow, Gress, Yates for Leroy, BING, Percy. YEEE!
Maniac--With Ducky gone, please don't make Pitt the new Oregon.
JAH--I just checked: everyone but one player in your starting lineup has been a Wizard for life. The one that hasn't, I traded to you. Trade with someone else for once!
Dash--You're a disgrace to the Skash name. Where have all your trades been?
Dru--You've done absolutely nothing for 2 years! Make a trade, do something! Totally mediocre team. Morrison for sick youth? Do it! Wasn't Sawyer gone like last year?
Andy--Well, um, your team sucks
Scott--He gave me Jim Caldwell for free so I can't rip on Scott!
Brunk--Speaking of suck. Giving a guy who shoots 37% from the line a 94 million dollar contract, bad idea. Trying to get Ryan Jackson for Carlton Reed, bad idea number two. Trading Cazzie Russel for a PG averaging 5 topg, bad idea number three. I can keep going....
Noves--LOL @ you thinking you had a better team than me in the offseason.
CJ--Where have you been lately?
DJ--BL with Beep. Just a GM with consistent bad luck in this league. Sorry dude.
Matt--Haven't been in the league long enough, done anything bad/good yet. Boring.
Ducky--HE is gone! NO! This would have been a great one. Keith Washington FTW
Greg--Delljaun Pearson.
Ashes--You don't like me for some reason but I'm struggling to come up with anything
. You have Jerry West and my pick.
Insane--Whitehorse is expiring, has 98 greed, 11 loyalty, 1 play for winner. Don't give him what he wants!
Andrew--Completely absent in the simming thread. Team completely sucks. Disgrace to the NC guys!
Me--This article pretty much sucks so far. 50 pts FTW
Pig--Dan simmed 15 years in the future. 5 more CY's. BL.
Galo--Your Clippers have become the new Blazers. Sorry.
Nanz--Remember when you wouldn't give me Darius Hamilton for Bigelow? 38.6 18.4 5.1 9.1 2.1 0.2 3.3.
Blue--Really sucks to lose a guy like Masterson, just a terrible trade.
Dan--You suck. What a cheater! Also, a pretty bad reaction to everything. Going after people who went after you is not such a good thing (CJ, Outlawz, etc.) especially when they have a right to. Still, I think you should sim! 5 days without a sim would be bad.
Play--What a debbie downer. Absolutely sucks when people threaten to quit ("I might be following you, Ducky"). If you hate the league, then quit. It's weird though because i normally agree with you on everything.
Aar--You hate every trade for me, it's so sad! Definitely have a weird way of valuing players.
Let's release some tension!
CC--You're an idiot for actually believing Martinez's fake conversation with Dan. Also, no one has noted this, but the Cummings, Price for KD trade was a bigger rape than the Pearson trade.
Chipper--You're equally dumb for rejecting all of my terrible trade offers. Bobo for Clyde Lee+? . It should be done already!
Mark--Noticed that you generally just rehearse what Aaron says, just in a calmer way. We don't do calm in BBS!
Outlawz--You have to realize that everyone is not out to get you. You're probably right in that there would have been a much bigger mess made if someone like DJ did this, but always grouping the NC guys together is kinda ridiculous. I also laughed at this:
"Nanz, mark, habes, and whoeva. Ya can all suck my dick. Don't fucking like ya. Don't give a fuck. Never have never will. Ya bitches run in a group but alone ya aint shit that's why none of ya are never in any other sim league. Ya aint shit.".....YA FTW!
Aaron--Pretty dumb response to the thread. We all would have done it? Definitely don't think so. And if you did, that sucks. Also, great job with the team there! Davidson, Bigelow, Gress, Yates for Leroy, BING, Percy. YEEE!
Maniac--With Ducky gone, please don't make Pitt the new Oregon.
JAH--I just checked: everyone but one player in your starting lineup has been a Wizard for life. The one that hasn't, I traded to you. Trade with someone else for once!
Dash--You're a disgrace to the Skash name. Where have all your trades been?
Dru--You've done absolutely nothing for 2 years! Make a trade, do something! Totally mediocre team. Morrison for sick youth? Do it! Wasn't Sawyer gone like last year?
Andy--Well, um, your team sucks
Scott--He gave me Jim Caldwell for free so I can't rip on Scott!
Brunk--Speaking of suck. Giving a guy who shoots 37% from the line a 94 million dollar contract, bad idea. Trying to get Ryan Jackson for Carlton Reed, bad idea number two. Trading Cazzie Russel for a PG averaging 5 topg, bad idea number three. I can keep going....
Noves--LOL @ you thinking you had a better team than me in the offseason.
CJ--Where have you been lately?
DJ--BL with Beep. Just a GM with consistent bad luck in this league. Sorry dude.
Matt--Haven't been in the league long enough, done anything bad/good yet. Boring.
Ducky--HE is gone! NO! This would have been a great one. Keith Washington FTW
Greg--Delljaun Pearson.
Ashes--You don't like me for some reason but I'm struggling to come up with anything
. You have Jerry West and my pick.Insane--Whitehorse is expiring, has 98 greed, 11 loyalty, 1 play for winner. Don't give him what he wants!
Andrew--Completely absent in the simming thread. Team completely sucks. Disgrace to the NC guys!
Me--This article pretty much sucks so far. 50 pts FTW
Pig--Dan simmed 15 years in the future. 5 more CY's. BL.
Galo--Your Clippers have become the new Blazers. Sorry.
Nanz--Remember when you wouldn't give me Darius Hamilton for Bigelow? 38.6 18.4 5.1 9.1 2.1 0.2 3.3.
Blue--Really sucks to lose a guy like Masterson, just a terrible trade.
Dan--You suck. What a cheater! Also, a pretty bad reaction to everything. Going after people who went after you is not such a good thing (CJ, Outlawz, etc.) especially when they have a right to. Still, I think you should sim! 5 days without a sim would be bad.
Play--What a debbie downer. Absolutely sucks when people threaten to quit ("I might be following you, Ducky"). If you hate the league, then quit. It's weird though because i normally agree with you on everything.
Aar--You hate every trade for me, it's so sad! Definitely have a weird way of valuing players.
