Post by Sheryl Yoast on Oct 27, 2009 9:53:31 GMT -5
"I have been tossing and turning in my bed at night trying to figure out the answers."
Brendan "The Pigcon" McEneaney
Answers have been hard to find for the "Pig Icon" these days. It has been several years removed from his blow up in GSW where he attacked personnel, BBS hierarchy and the players themselves. "It was hard I was a mess."
And right he was....
His BBS Franchise had been a mess for years. Lately, Pigpen Magazine sat down with the disgruntled Pig in hope to find answers to the problems he has been through and how the future looks like
Q: Pig, pleasure to see you again.
A: Well its my fucking magazine, and you see me every day. Cut the chivalry fuckface.
Q: Surely, lets get down to things.
A: Blow me.
Q: Golden State. What happened? What did you feel at the time?
A: (Takes the sunglasses off and puts the BBS YEE title down) Felt disgusted. Felt angry. Felt horny. Everything crumbled before my eyes. My credibility as a BBS GM vanished. My credibility as the best fuck on Edgewood Blvd was laughed at by the ladies. Chicks loved having my Duk Youngin in there Bak's. I got angry and took it out on a slew of Online Poker and Cheap Whiskey. 3rd rate whores were slowly turning into 5th and 6th rate whores. Do I look like a man who can deal with that type of debauchery? I roll in minivans, drink fine Aristocrat and fuck girls with only 3 STD's. I was left with nothing. NOTHING!
Q: Speaking about your alcohol problem, heard you had a couple hospital trips?
A: Fuck the hospital. Yeah so what? I banged my head a couple times, had a couple seizures. It hurt my activity. Spencer didn't understand that. He has Andrea. I have LeAndrea, DeTroxtrey and some one legged whore who is simply known as Crutch. He doesn't know to feel my pain. No one does. So I drank it off. Fell down a flight of steps. Saw white lights and shades of BBS glory. However, it cleared my head! I saw my future in front of me. I saw BBS trades flash before my eyes, ones which I was winning! WINNING! GM's praised my deal making! EVEN SKILLZ!
Q: So how is the alcohol going. You in a treatment.
A: Yeah extensive treatment. I have a bungalow above the bar now, full with hammock and 20 inch T.V complete with VHS player. The stacks of porn I have make Andy's computer look like the Church of Latter Day Saints. Boos, Bitches and BBS. It is my motto now. Any time i need a drink the guys just send it up in one of those 18th century elevator things. High life mother fucker.
Q: Spence offered you the chance to take over GSW at the end of "Spencervention" with the team. You declined, why?
A: Didn't want to be there. Needed a fresh start. We all do. Unless you're Martinez where you need like 4. It was the right move. I feel rejuvenated and ready to make the doubters pay. (Dip Spit) Started my own porno line as well. "Skoal, Sluts and Semen." instant Golden Boner right there. Sent Mark an autographed copy since he lives for picturing me having sex while spitting dip. I make dreams come true Kellman, enjoy the visuality hypnotize your mind."
Q: So now were here in San Antonio, can you tell us what we can expect in the future.
A: Pure greatness. When a man feels greatness he knows it. I feel greatness. Just like winning a super bowl, finding pocket aces on the button, or getting free tickets to the Monster Truck rally. Those things symbolize greatness, I symbolize greatness. Pig gains overness from this promo. OR 100 %.
In all serious though this team has a bunch of young guns. Austin Carr, holy shit. Liquid nitrogen from 18 feet. Cock the size the Persian Empire. Kid gets it done. We got a young group of guys, I have trained for destruction. We will take down the BBS one GM at a time. The San Antonio Spurs are in oligarchy of Sex Fiends and Basketball players. Well pump your shit on the floor and the club after. (That didn't sound right.)
Guys like Mike Newlin and Tom Owens. Future studs. Charles Wittenburg said so. He also said Dan has lost the swag again. Am I rambling? I don't care
Q: HAHAHA so you really think you're gonna have a good team? That is the funniest shit ever? Don't you hit up the contract year like celebrities looking to adopt African children.
A: (BBS YEE Title smashed over question fucks head.) I'm coming quicker then Nova seeing his first naked chick. Metaphors FTW. Better watch out BBS. Because my team is making more sense then this entire article.
GHOST OF MONTE CRISTO......WOOOOOOOOOHAAAA
Brendan "The Pigcon" McEneaney
Answers have been hard to find for the "Pig Icon" these days. It has been several years removed from his blow up in GSW where he attacked personnel, BBS hierarchy and the players themselves. "It was hard I was a mess."
And right he was....
His BBS Franchise had been a mess for years. Lately, Pigpen Magazine sat down with the disgruntled Pig in hope to find answers to the problems he has been through and how the future looks like
Q: Pig, pleasure to see you again.
A: Well its my fucking magazine, and you see me every day. Cut the chivalry fuckface.
Q: Surely, lets get down to things.
A: Blow me.
Q: Golden State. What happened? What did you feel at the time?
A: (Takes the sunglasses off and puts the BBS YEE title down) Felt disgusted. Felt angry. Felt horny. Everything crumbled before my eyes. My credibility as a BBS GM vanished. My credibility as the best fuck on Edgewood Blvd was laughed at by the ladies. Chicks loved having my Duk Youngin in there Bak's. I got angry and took it out on a slew of Online Poker and Cheap Whiskey. 3rd rate whores were slowly turning into 5th and 6th rate whores. Do I look like a man who can deal with that type of debauchery? I roll in minivans, drink fine Aristocrat and fuck girls with only 3 STD's. I was left with nothing. NOTHING!
Q: Speaking about your alcohol problem, heard you had a couple hospital trips?
A: Fuck the hospital. Yeah so what? I banged my head a couple times, had a couple seizures. It hurt my activity. Spencer didn't understand that. He has Andrea. I have LeAndrea, DeTroxtrey and some one legged whore who is simply known as Crutch. He doesn't know to feel my pain. No one does. So I drank it off. Fell down a flight of steps. Saw white lights and shades of BBS glory. However, it cleared my head! I saw my future in front of me. I saw BBS trades flash before my eyes, ones which I was winning! WINNING! GM's praised my deal making! EVEN SKILLZ!
Q: So how is the alcohol going. You in a treatment.
A: Yeah extensive treatment. I have a bungalow above the bar now, full with hammock and 20 inch T.V complete with VHS player. The stacks of porn I have make Andy's computer look like the Church of Latter Day Saints. Boos, Bitches and BBS. It is my motto now. Any time i need a drink the guys just send it up in one of those 18th century elevator things. High life mother fucker.
Q: Spence offered you the chance to take over GSW at the end of "Spencervention" with the team. You declined, why?
A: Didn't want to be there. Needed a fresh start. We all do. Unless you're Martinez where you need like 4. It was the right move. I feel rejuvenated and ready to make the doubters pay. (Dip Spit) Started my own porno line as well. "Skoal, Sluts and Semen." instant Golden Boner right there. Sent Mark an autographed copy since he lives for picturing me having sex while spitting dip. I make dreams come true Kellman, enjoy the visuality hypnotize your mind."
Q: So now were here in San Antonio, can you tell us what we can expect in the future.
A: Pure greatness. When a man feels greatness he knows it. I feel greatness. Just like winning a super bowl, finding pocket aces on the button, or getting free tickets to the Monster Truck rally. Those things symbolize greatness, I symbolize greatness. Pig gains overness from this promo. OR 100 %.
In all serious though this team has a bunch of young guns. Austin Carr, holy shit. Liquid nitrogen from 18 feet. Cock the size the Persian Empire. Kid gets it done. We got a young group of guys, I have trained for destruction. We will take down the BBS one GM at a time. The San Antonio Spurs are in oligarchy of Sex Fiends and Basketball players. Well pump your shit on the floor and the club after. (That didn't sound right.)
Guys like Mike Newlin and Tom Owens. Future studs. Charles Wittenburg said so. He also said Dan has lost the swag again. Am I rambling? I don't care
Q: HAHAHA so you really think you're gonna have a good team? That is the funniest shit ever? Don't you hit up the contract year like celebrities looking to adopt African children.
A: (BBS YEE Title smashed over question fucks head.) I'm coming quicker then Nova seeing his first naked chick. Metaphors FTW. Better watch out BBS. Because my team is making more sense then this entire article.
GHOST OF MONTE CRISTO......WOOOOOOOOOHAAAA
