Post by Funky George! on Nov 1, 2009 22:39:28 GMT -5
By Magic GM Big Josh McFrankenshtein
"At certain points, there are certain things. All men must concede this. We hold these truths to be self-evident that, given that at certain points there are certain things, certain certainties must be revealed, whereupon hereafter, THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME"-Katie Boland
Have YOU ever had one of those DAYS? You know the kind. You wake up, pop a viagra and jerk off to those Howie Long Chevy commercials. Next thing you know, your jizz blanket has run out of clean spots and your fifth grade teacher is calling you to find out if you ever wiped your ass with paper and got paper cuts on your asshole? Mr. Wilson!
Check out this motherfucker
There's a map for that.
Man I. Ac is sort of like Will I Am except he is just little old Patrick
He shits purple just like the rest of us.
Just because you were born on a Wednesday doesn't mean you can homer in the World Series. Anyway, this is an article about Halloween.
Rich Jones dressed up as Franz Kafka for Halloween and everyone was like, why? Rich was like, "I really enjoyed his writing. He had the rare ability to reveal our misconceptions about what defines humanity," and everyone was like, "party's over."
Rich Jones cried so much. "I just want to make dreams come true," he said. And then he lost his shades and wandered around all night, and all his friends were like, "Rich is kind of gay. What's up with that shit about Kafka?"
This guy rolled in the pussy.
Luc Xavier dressed up as Jim Tebow, Tim Tebow's made up dad, and he just rolled in the pussy. Jim Tebow! Priceless. You can't pay for this stuff. For some things there is not Mastercard.
Jim Tebow
Andrew Scott dressed up as a bottle of ketchup and got jizzed on. This part is true.* He was having a good time, living the dream, just jerking some guy off, and boom! He got jizzed on.
The truth is, nobody knows why we're here. To have a good time, this is all we can strive to do. Fart like a faggot and fuck like Joe Buck. That's what I always say.
Huntin' bucks and drivin' trucks!
Spencer Martin stayed in with Andrea. He dressed up as James Bond and just kept making Andrea dress up as different Bond girls. "C'mon over here, miss lady, I like to make dreams come true!" And Andrea was like, "Spencer, this is childish," and he just said, "Shh-shh-shh, let's make this quick." That's not true
Andrea and Spence like to have a good time.
Just because the wind is blowing doesn't mean it's time to jerk off to the old lady in the Excellus commercial. "Value? Let me tell you about value."
"At certain points, there are certain things. All men must concede this. We hold these truths to be self-evident that, given that at certain points there are certain things, certain certainties must be revealed, whereupon hereafter, THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME"-Katie Boland
Have YOU ever had one of those DAYS? You know the kind. You wake up, pop a viagra and jerk off to those Howie Long Chevy commercials. Next thing you know, your jizz blanket has run out of clean spots and your fifth grade teacher is calling you to find out if you ever wiped your ass with paper and got paper cuts on your asshole? Mr. Wilson!
Check out this motherfucker
There's a map for that.
Man I. Ac is sort of like Will I Am except he is just little old Patrick
He shits purple just like the rest of us.Just because you were born on a Wednesday doesn't mean you can homer in the World Series. Anyway, this is an article about Halloween.
Rich Jones dressed up as Franz Kafka for Halloween and everyone was like, why? Rich was like, "I really enjoyed his writing. He had the rare ability to reveal our misconceptions about what defines humanity," and everyone was like, "party's over."
Rich Jones cried so much. "I just want to make dreams come true," he said. And then he lost his shades and wandered around all night, and all his friends were like, "Rich is kind of gay. What's up with that shit about Kafka?"
This guy rolled in the pussy.
Luc Xavier dressed up as Jim Tebow, Tim Tebow's made up dad, and he just rolled in the pussy. Jim Tebow! Priceless. You can't pay for this stuff. For some things there is not Mastercard.
Jim Tebow
Andrew Scott dressed up as a bottle of ketchup and got jizzed on. This part is true.* He was having a good time, living the dream, just jerking some guy off, and boom! He got jizzed on.
The truth is, nobody knows why we're here. To have a good time, this is all we can strive to do. Fart like a faggot and fuck like Joe Buck. That's what I always say.
Huntin' bucks and drivin' trucks!
Spencer Martin stayed in with Andrea. He dressed up as James Bond and just kept making Andrea dress up as different Bond girls. "C'mon over here, miss lady, I like to make dreams come true!" And Andrea was like, "Spencer, this is childish," and he just said, "Shh-shh-shh, let's make this quick." That's not true
Andrea and Spence like to have a good time. Just because the wind is blowing doesn't mean it's time to jerk off to the old lady in the Excellus commercial. "Value? Let me tell you about value."
