Post by Apollo on Nov 2, 2009 11:30:23 GMT -5
BBSW Event Night
12/16/09
Announcers: Novocaine and Frank Sinatra
Jean Jacques Roussant has come down and taken a seat right in the middle of the ring. He says that he isn't moving until he gets some respect. Out comes Exodus Excalibur who hits the ring and kicks off a brawl, eventually sending Jean Jacques Roussant running for cover.
OR: 64%
Exodus Excalibur gained overness from this segment. Jean Jacques Roussant gained overness from this segment.
Art Vandelay vs Steve Traves : Vandelay gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Traves. Back suplex on Vandelay, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Gut buster, Vandelay hits hard. Hard impact russian legsweep by Traves. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Vandelay backdrops Steve Traves out of a piledriver attempt. Spin kick by Art Vandelay to the face. Lightning kick by Vandelay on Traves. Cover for a two count. Vandelay only gets knees on a splash. Doctor Bomb, Vandelay landed hard. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Vandelay. Misawa approves i'm sure. Pin, but Vandelay is out just before the three count. Art Vandelay comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Art Vandelay scores with a back heel kick on Traves. Traves counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Gut buster, Vandelay hits hard. Art Vandelay slugs Steve Traves, sending him down into the corner. While Vandelay fires up the crowd, Traves is removing the turnbuckle pad! Art Vandelay comes over...but Traves grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Art Vandelay face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Steve Traves rolls up the stunned Art Vandelay: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Steve Traves leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Traves has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Art Vandelay to look for revenge. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.
CR: 21% MQ: 75% OR: 48%
Dick Cheese is backstage. This should be good. He talked trash about Mr. Cool Ice, continuing their feud.
OR: 59%
Dick Cheese gained overness from this segment.
We see Lorenzo Santiaguas De La warming up backstage.
OR: 58%
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La gained overness from this segment.
Guillermo Paredes vs Tigertecz : Tecz hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Flying elbow from Tigertecz. Flying reverse elbow by Tigertecz. Vicious kick to the teeth from Tigertecz. Cobra Commander comes running down the aisle with a chair! Tecz whips Guillermo Paredes into the ropes. Cobra jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Cobra, El Grande, and the chair! Guillermo Paredes staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Cobra Commander obviously hasn't finished his attack yet! Guillermo Paredes stands up. Cobra Commander spins El Grande around. Cobra Commander hits the Cobra Crusher! Cobra Commander eventually leaves, having caused enough damage. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.
CR: 28% MQ: 72% OR: 50%
Guillermo Paredes is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Andy is backstage with Ashes, who tells him that there is no way he can compete without medical clearance.
OR: 80%
Andy gained overness from this segment.
Dick Cheese vs The White Mamba : Big Dick bodyslams The White Mamba. Mamba counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Mamba hits a right hand. Big Dick reverses an irish whip...and The White Mamba runs into the referee. Big Dick walks into a face-first flapjack. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Dick Cheese avoids a The White Mamba avalanche. Big backdrop on Mamba, executed well. Spear by Dick Cheese. Cover for a two count. Powerbomb on Mamba. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Big Dick drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Big Dick gets hit with a huge clothesline. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Big Dick pushes out of a The White Mamba hold. The White Mamba is in trouble. Pussy Pounder!!! That shook the ring. Mr. Cool Ice slides into the ring out of nowhere! Big Dick takes a stiff punch to the face and falls to the canvas. The referee calls for the DQ as Mr. Cool Ice continues to attack Big Dick. Mamba and C.I. are putting the boots to Dick Cheese! Andy comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Mamba \ C.I. running for cover. Andy saved Big Dick from a major beating. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 35% MQ: 86% OR: 60%
Dick Cheese is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La vs Pacman : Driven DDT by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Paco crushes The Pac with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Pac ducks a wild right hand. Stiff chop lights up Paco. Running knee lift from Pacman. Cover for a two count. Pacman brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Paco. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big clothesline on Paco. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La ducks a clothesline attempt. Flying reverse elbow by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Cover for a two count. Diamond Dust from Lorenzo Santiaguas De La, The Pac is out. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Paco uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Paco hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. The Pac drops out the back of a Lorenzo Santiaguas De La bodyslam attempt. Back elbow connects, Paco staggers backward. Pacman drills Lorenzo Santiaguas De La with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. The Pac whips Paco into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La floors The Pac, then signals for the Tequila Sunrise. Meanwhile, Pacman has something in his hands. Paco comes over...and has to move quickly to duck a brass knuckles punch! The knuckles get knocked to the ground in the struggle, and Lorenzo Santiaguas De La manages to grab them. Pacman gets hit with his own weapon, and is knocked out. The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Lorenzo Santiaguas De La used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Lorenzo Santiaguas De La has been disqualified! Pacman slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Paco to get some payback. A good *** rating.
CR: 46% MQ: 87% OR: 66%
Pacman is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Tigertecz is backstage. He put himself over, talking about how great he is.
OR: 66%
Tigertecz gained overness from this segment.
Exodus Excalibur vs Jean Jacques Roussant : Exodus Excalibur snap suplexes JJR...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) JJR takes a quick lariat. Cover for a two count. JJR counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big forearm by Jean Jacques Roussant, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Gut buster, Exodus hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Exodus. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Gut buster, Exodus hits hard. Exodus blocks the suplex attempt. Massive back suplex! Jean Jacques Roussant got snapped in half. Hooks the leg for a two count. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of JJR. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Exodus drives a thrust kick into the chest of JJR. Double arm suplex by Exodus Excalibur, JJR hits hard. Jean Jacques Roussant ducks a clothesline attempt. JJR drives a thrust kick into the chest of Exodus. Front legsweep slam by Jean Jacques Roussant, hit with precision. Jean Jacques Roussant ducks a Exodus clothesline and does a quick roll up. JJR has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Jean Jacques Roussant leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. JJR has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Exodus Excalibur to look for revenge. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.
CR: 50% MQ: 92% OR: 71%
Exodus Excalibur lost overness from this match.
We got a 0.78 rating for 'BBSW Event Night'!
The attendance level was 187 people.
We made $2805 from ticket sales.
OR: 63%
12/16/09
Announcers: Novocaine and Frank Sinatra
Jean Jacques Roussant has come down and taken a seat right in the middle of the ring. He says that he isn't moving until he gets some respect. Out comes Exodus Excalibur who hits the ring and kicks off a brawl, eventually sending Jean Jacques Roussant running for cover.
OR: 64%
Exodus Excalibur gained overness from this segment. Jean Jacques Roussant gained overness from this segment.
Art Vandelay vs Steve Traves : Vandelay gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Traves. Back suplex on Vandelay, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Gut buster, Vandelay hits hard. Hard impact russian legsweep by Traves. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Vandelay backdrops Steve Traves out of a piledriver attempt. Spin kick by Art Vandelay to the face. Lightning kick by Vandelay on Traves. Cover for a two count. Vandelay only gets knees on a splash. Doctor Bomb, Vandelay landed hard. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger Driver nearly crushes the spine of Vandelay. Misawa approves i'm sure. Pin, but Vandelay is out just before the three count. Art Vandelay comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Art Vandelay scores with a back heel kick on Traves. Traves counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Gut buster, Vandelay hits hard. Art Vandelay slugs Steve Traves, sending him down into the corner. While Vandelay fires up the crowd, Traves is removing the turnbuckle pad! Art Vandelay comes over...but Traves grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Art Vandelay face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Steve Traves rolls up the stunned Art Vandelay: 1....2...3! How did the referee not see that? Steve Traves leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. Traves has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Art Vandelay to look for revenge. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.
CR: 21% MQ: 75% OR: 48%
Dick Cheese is backstage. This should be good. He talked trash about Mr. Cool Ice, continuing their feud.
OR: 59%
Dick Cheese gained overness from this segment.
We see Lorenzo Santiaguas De La warming up backstage.
OR: 58%
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La gained overness from this segment.
Guillermo Paredes vs Tigertecz : Tecz hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Flying elbow from Tigertecz. Flying reverse elbow by Tigertecz. Vicious kick to the teeth from Tigertecz. Cobra Commander comes running down the aisle with a chair! Tecz whips Guillermo Paredes into the ropes. Cobra jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Cobra, El Grande, and the chair! Guillermo Paredes staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Cobra Commander obviously hasn't finished his attack yet! Guillermo Paredes stands up. Cobra Commander spins El Grande around. Cobra Commander hits the Cobra Crusher! Cobra Commander eventually leaves, having caused enough damage. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood.
CR: 28% MQ: 72% OR: 50%
Guillermo Paredes is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Andy is backstage with Ashes, who tells him that there is no way he can compete without medical clearance.
OR: 80%
Andy gained overness from this segment.
Dick Cheese vs The White Mamba : Big Dick bodyslams The White Mamba. Mamba counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Mamba hits a right hand. Big Dick reverses an irish whip...and The White Mamba runs into the referee. Big Dick walks into a face-first flapjack. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Dick Cheese avoids a The White Mamba avalanche. Big backdrop on Mamba, executed well. Spear by Dick Cheese. Cover for a two count. Powerbomb on Mamba. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Big Dick drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Big Dick gets hit with a huge clothesline. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Big Dick pushes out of a The White Mamba hold. The White Mamba is in trouble. Pussy Pounder!!! That shook the ring. Mr. Cool Ice slides into the ring out of nowhere! Big Dick takes a stiff punch to the face and falls to the canvas. The referee calls for the DQ as Mr. Cool Ice continues to attack Big Dick. Mamba and C.I. are putting the boots to Dick Cheese! Andy comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Mamba \ C.I. running for cover. Andy saved Big Dick from a major beating. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special.
CR: 35% MQ: 86% OR: 60%
Dick Cheese is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La vs Pacman : Driven DDT by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Paco crushes The Pac with a big legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Pac ducks a wild right hand. Stiff chop lights up Paco. Running knee lift from Pacman. Cover for a two count. Pacman brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Paco. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big clothesline on Paco. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La ducks a clothesline attempt. Flying reverse elbow by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Cover for a two count. Diamond Dust from Lorenzo Santiaguas De La, The Pac is out. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Paco uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Paco hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. The Pac drops out the back of a Lorenzo Santiaguas De La bodyslam attempt. Back elbow connects, Paco staggers backward. Pacman drills Lorenzo Santiaguas De La with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. The Pac whips Paco into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La floors The Pac, then signals for the Tequila Sunrise. Meanwhile, Pacman has something in his hands. Paco comes over...and has to move quickly to duck a brass knuckles punch! The knuckles get knocked to the ground in the struggle, and Lorenzo Santiaguas De La manages to grab them. Pacman gets hit with his own weapon, and is knocked out. The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Lorenzo Santiaguas De La used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Lorenzo Santiaguas De La has been disqualified! Pacman slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Paco to get some payback. A good *** rating.
CR: 46% MQ: 87% OR: 66%
Pacman is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Tigertecz is backstage. He put himself over, talking about how great he is.
OR: 66%
Tigertecz gained overness from this segment.
Exodus Excalibur vs Jean Jacques Roussant : Exodus Excalibur snap suplexes JJR...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) JJR takes a quick lariat. Cover for a two count. JJR counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big forearm by Jean Jacques Roussant, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Gut buster, Exodus hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Exodus. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Gut buster, Exodus hits hard. Exodus blocks the suplex attempt. Massive back suplex! Jean Jacques Roussant got snapped in half. Hooks the leg for a two count. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of JJR. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Exodus drives a thrust kick into the chest of JJR. Double arm suplex by Exodus Excalibur, JJR hits hard. Jean Jacques Roussant ducks a clothesline attempt. JJR drives a thrust kick into the chest of Exodus. Front legsweep slam by Jean Jacques Roussant, hit with precision. Jean Jacques Roussant ducks a Exodus clothesline and does a quick roll up. JJR has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Jean Jacques Roussant leaves the ring and heads off down the aisle at speed. JJR has the victory, and isn't hanging around for Exodus Excalibur to look for revenge. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair.
CR: 50% MQ: 92% OR: 71%
Exodus Excalibur lost overness from this match.
We got a 0.78 rating for 'BBSW Event Night'!
The attendance level was 187 people.
We made $2805 from ticket sales.
OR: 63%
I am so great... as was noted in the event. GIMME A TITLE SHOT DAMMIT!!
