Post by Apollo on Nov 8, 2009 21:49:15 GMT -5
BBSW Seasons Beatings
12/25/09
Announcers: Novocaine and Frank Sinatra
Ashes is backstage, holding the BBSW Television belt. He announces that he is reinstating the title.
OR: 84%
Guillermo Paredes vs Cobra Commander : Big forearm by Cobra Commander, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Cobra walks into a trip. Belly to belly suplex by El Grande. Guillermo Paredes misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. El Grande hits a great swinging DDT on Cobra Commander. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Guillermo Paredes gets taken down out of nowhere. Guillermo Paredes takes a butterfly suplex from Cobra. Gutwrench into a stomach breaker, El Grande may be winded. Cover for a two count. Blind lariat by Cobra, El Grande never saw it coming until it was too late. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. El Grande powers out of a headlock. Tiger bomb by Guillermo Paredes, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Cobra Commander reverses a hip toss. Guillermo Paredes is in trouble. Cobra Crusher!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Cobra Commander remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. **1\2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.
CR: 25% MQ: 82% OR: 53%
Guillermo Paredes lost overness from this feud ending. Cobra Commander gained overness from this feud ending. Guillermo Paredes is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Dick Cheese is backstage. This should be good. He talked trash about Mr. Cool Ice, continuing their feud.
OR: 75%
Dick Cheese debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Dick Cheese gained overness from this segment.
Art Vandelay vs Steve Traves : Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Spinning bulldog in the corner, Traves is down. There's a two count on the pin. Art Vandelay misses a clothesline. Big forearm by Steve Traves, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Stun Gun from Steve Traves! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Cover for a two count. Suplex onto two upright chairs by Steve Traves. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Hard impact russian legsweep by Traves. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Vandelay blocks a kick from Steve Traves. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Traves is down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tornado DDT from Art Vandelay, Traves got planted. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Hard back suplex on Traves. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Springboard kick drives a table into Traves. Steve Traves avoids a Art Vandelay avalanche. Hard impact russian legsweep by Traves. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Traves held that one for ages. Steve Traves gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Steve Traves slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Vandelay to get some payback. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.
CR: 27% MQ: 75% OR: 51%
Andy is backstage. He talked trash about The White Mamba, continuing their feud.
OR: 70%
Andy gained overness from this segment.
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La vs Pacman : Pacman drives Paco into the cage side. Paco walks into a jaw breaker. Paco counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. The Pac walks into a high dropkick from Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Paco uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La throws The Pac into the cage. The Pac takes a flying neckbreaker from Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La and The Pac climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! The Pac kicks Lorenzo Santiaguas De La in the gut to reverse the momentum. Paco gets hit with a huge clothesline. Pacman drills Lorenzo Santiaguas De La with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. Fallaway slam by Pacman. Pacman throws Paco into the cage. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Driven DDT by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. DDT from the top rope by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. That looked brutal. Pacman gets knocked to the ground by Paco, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Tequila Sunrise hit hard. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La climbs the cage, The Pac can only look on in despair. Paco escapes for the win! Pacman goes nuts, screaming and yelling at everyone within earshot. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout.
CR: 55% MQ: 87% OR: 71%
Pacman is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Andy vs The White Mamba : Big backdrop on Andy, executed well. Mamba pulls a picture perfect fallaway slam out of the bag, driving Andy down to the mat. Cover for a two count. The White Mamba gets taken down out of nowhere. Andy hits some punches. Andy with a spinning neckbreaker on Mamba. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Mamba. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Big clothesline on Mamba. The White Mamba takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Massive backbreaker, Andy got nailed. There's a two count on the pin. Mamba pulls a jumping piledriver out! Pin, but Andy is out just before the three count. Running knee lift from The White Mamba. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, The White Mamba uses a forearm to the face. Andy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Flying shoulder tackle by Andy sends Mamba to the mat. Massive lariat, apparently Andy has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. The White Mamba is in trouble. Here it comes - Break It Down. 1....2...3, it's finished. Andy is still in the ring celebrating. The White Mamba pushes the referee away. The White Mamba spins Andy around. The White Mamba hits the Choke Slam! Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead.
CR: 37% MQ: 84% OR: 60%
The White Mamba lost overness from this match. Andy gained overness from this match.
Exodus Excalibur vs Jean Jacques Roussant (For The BBSW Yeee Title) : Double arm suplex by Jean Jacques Roussant, Exodus hits hard. Exodus counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Back suplex on JJR, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of JJR. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. JJR pushes out of a Exodus Excalibur hold. Hard impact russian legsweep by JJR. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Jean Jacques Roussant hits a delayed suplex on Exodus. Hooks the leg for a two count. Front legsweep slam by Jean Jacques Roussant, hit with precision. Pin, but Exodus is out just before the three count. Exodus counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Exodus Excalibur hits a delayed suplex on JJR. Pin, but JJR is out just before the three count. Jean Jacques Roussant pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tigertecz comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Exodus Excalibur turns around. Tigertecz spins Exodus around. Tigertecz hits the Teczbook! Tecz leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. JJR defeats Exodus. JJR and Tecz put the boots to Exodus Excalibur, stomping away on him. That was good. **** rating.
CR: 58% MQ: 94% OR: 76%
The BBSW Yeee title has gained in image.
BBSW Seasons Beatings was attended by 959 people!
We made $19180 from ticket sales.
OR: 68%
12/25/09
Announcers: Novocaine and Frank Sinatra
Ashes is backstage, holding the BBSW Television belt. He announces that he is reinstating the title.
OR: 84%
Guillermo Paredes vs Cobra Commander : Big forearm by Cobra Commander, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Cobra walks into a trip. Belly to belly suplex by El Grande. Guillermo Paredes misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. El Grande hits a great swinging DDT on Cobra Commander. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Guillermo Paredes gets taken down out of nowhere. Guillermo Paredes takes a butterfly suplex from Cobra. Gutwrench into a stomach breaker, El Grande may be winded. Cover for a two count. Blind lariat by Cobra, El Grande never saw it coming until it was too late. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. El Grande powers out of a headlock. Tiger bomb by Guillermo Paredes, although no mention is made of whether it originated in Pearl River. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Cobra Commander reverses a hip toss. Guillermo Paredes is in trouble. Cobra Crusher!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Cobra Commander remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. **1\2 rating. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.
CR: 25% MQ: 82% OR: 53%
Guillermo Paredes lost overness from this feud ending. Cobra Commander gained overness from this feud ending. Guillermo Paredes is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Dick Cheese is backstage. This should be good. He talked trash about Mr. Cool Ice, continuing their feud.
OR: 75%
Dick Cheese debuted his new gimmick, it got a positive response. Dick Cheese gained overness from this segment.
Art Vandelay vs Steve Traves : Flying trash can shot from the top rope! Spinning bulldog in the corner, Traves is down. There's a two count on the pin. Art Vandelay misses a clothesline. Big forearm by Steve Traves, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Stun Gun from Steve Traves! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Cover for a two count. Suplex onto two upright chairs by Steve Traves. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Hard impact russian legsweep by Traves. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Vandelay blocks a kick from Steve Traves. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Traves is down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tornado DDT from Art Vandelay, Traves got planted. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Hard back suplex on Traves. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Springboard kick drives a table into Traves. Steve Traves avoids a Art Vandelay avalanche. Hard impact russian legsweep by Traves. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Traves held that one for ages. Steve Traves gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Steve Traves slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Vandelay to get some payback. ** rating for this one. Perfectly Acceptable Wrestling.
CR: 27% MQ: 75% OR: 51%
Andy is backstage. He talked trash about The White Mamba, continuing their feud.
OR: 70%
Andy gained overness from this segment.
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La vs Pacman : Pacman drives Paco into the cage side. Paco walks into a jaw breaker. Paco counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. The Pac walks into a high dropkick from Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Paco uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La throws The Pac into the cage. The Pac takes a flying neckbreaker from Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La and The Pac climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! The Pac kicks Lorenzo Santiaguas De La in the gut to reverse the momentum. Paco gets hit with a huge clothesline. Pacman drills Lorenzo Santiaguas De La with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver. Fallaway slam by Pacman. Pacman throws Paco into the cage. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Driven DDT by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. DDT from the top rope by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La. That looked brutal. Pacman gets knocked to the ground by Paco, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Tequila Sunrise hit hard. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La climbs the cage, The Pac can only look on in despair. Paco escapes for the win! Pacman goes nuts, screaming and yelling at everyone within earshot. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout.
CR: 55% MQ: 87% OR: 71%
Pacman is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Andy vs The White Mamba : Big backdrop on Andy, executed well. Mamba pulls a picture perfect fallaway slam out of the bag, driving Andy down to the mat. Cover for a two count. The White Mamba gets taken down out of nowhere. Andy hits some punches. Andy with a spinning neckbreaker on Mamba. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Mamba. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Big clothesline on Mamba. The White Mamba takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Massive backbreaker, Andy got nailed. There's a two count on the pin. Mamba pulls a jumping piledriver out! Pin, but Andy is out just before the three count. Running knee lift from The White Mamba. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, The White Mamba uses a forearm to the face. Andy counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Flying shoulder tackle by Andy sends Mamba to the mat. Massive lariat, apparently Andy has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. The White Mamba is in trouble. Here it comes - Break It Down. 1....2...3, it's finished. Andy is still in the ring celebrating. The White Mamba pushes the referee away. The White Mamba spins Andy around. The White Mamba hits the Choke Slam! Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead.
CR: 37% MQ: 84% OR: 60%
The White Mamba lost overness from this match. Andy gained overness from this match.
Exodus Excalibur vs Jean Jacques Roussant (For The BBSW Yeee Title) : Double arm suplex by Jean Jacques Roussant, Exodus hits hard. Exodus counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Back suplex on JJR, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of JJR. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. JJR pushes out of a Exodus Excalibur hold. Hard impact russian legsweep by JJR. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Jean Jacques Roussant hits a delayed suplex on Exodus. Hooks the leg for a two count. Front legsweep slam by Jean Jacques Roussant, hit with precision. Pin, but Exodus is out just before the three count. Exodus counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Exodus Excalibur hits a delayed suplex on JJR. Pin, but JJR is out just before the three count. Jean Jacques Roussant pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tigertecz comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Exodus Excalibur turns around. Tigertecz spins Exodus around. Tigertecz hits the Teczbook! Tecz leaves the ring, the damage done! Pin : 1 - 2- 3. JJR defeats Exodus. JJR and Tecz put the boots to Exodus Excalibur, stomping away on him. That was good. **** rating.
CR: 58% MQ: 94% OR: 76%
The BBSW Yeee title has gained in image.
BBSW Seasons Beatings was attended by 959 people!
We made $19180 from ticket sales.
OR: 68%
