Post by Apollo on Nov 21, 2009 5:07:22 GMT -5
BBSW Friday Frenzy
1/8/10
Announcers: Frank Sinatra and Jack Creamer
Chrome Thunder vs Heatflash vs Oski Bear.
Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.
The Match: Heatflash drives a HARD forearm into the chest of C.T.. Oski Bear hits some punches. How generic. Bear charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Spear by Chrome Thunder. Full nelson slam on Heatflash. There's a two count on the pin. Oski Bear scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Oski Bear misses a clothesline. Spear by Chrome Thunder. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of C.T.! Chrome Thunder is in trouble. Heat Stroke! 1....2....3.
My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you.
CR: 16% MQ: 76% OR: 46%
A limo pulls up outside, and out steps Rogue Diaz. He looks around, then heads for the locker rooms.
OR: 67%
Rogue Diaz gained overness from this segment.
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Pacman. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.
OR: 66%
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La gained overness from this segment.
Rock Balboa vs Guillermo Paredes.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Rock hits a right hand. Fallaway slam by Rock Balboa puts down Guillermo Paredes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Guillermo Paredes reverses a hip toss. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by El Grande. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Double arm suplex by Guillermo Paredes connects as Rock hits hard. Vertical suplex by Guillermo Paredes. Rock Balboa powers out of a Guillermo Paredes headlock. Rock Balboa hits a bulldog off the ropes. Guillermo Paredes is in trouble. The Blender!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Rock Balboa goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man.
CR: 18% MQ: 86% OR: 52%
Guillermo Paredes is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Ashes is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Rogue Diaz and Jean Jacques Roussant fight one on one.
OR: 96%
Ashes gained overness from this segment.
Andy vs Mr. Cool Ice.
Match Background: Andy and C.I. are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud.
The Match: Mr. Cool Ice connects with rights and lefts and Andy is down! C.I. slams Andy. Andy charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Flying shoulder tackle by C.I. sends Andy CRASHING to the mat. Andy counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee lift from Andy. Full nelson slam on C.I.. Covers for a quick two count. Andy walks into a drop toe hold. Big piledriver on Andy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerbomb on Andy. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! C.I. walks into a drop toe hold. C.I. takes a headbutt from Andy. Mr. Cool Ice powers out of a Andy headlock. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Andy by C.I.. Remember when that was a legit finish? Andy slugs Mr. Cool Ice, sending him down into the corner. While Andy fires up the crowd, C.I. is removing the turnbuckle pad! Andy comes over...but C.I. grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Andy face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Mr. Cool Ice rolls up the stunned Andy, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Mr. Cool Ice. The fight has started up again! Andy attacks C.I., and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.
My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating.
CR: 45% MQ: 85% OR: 65%
Exodus Excalibur is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Tigertecz. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.
OR: 74%
Exodus Excalibur gained overness from this segment.
Dick Cheese vs The White Mamba.
Match Background: Big Dick and Mamba are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud.
The Match: The White Mamba with a spinning neckbreaker on Big Dick. The White Mamba hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Big Dick backdrops The White Mamba out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Dick Cheese. STIFF~! chop lights up Mamba who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! BIG clothesline on Mamba. Covers for a quick two count. Dick Cheese scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Running knee lift from Dick Cheese. Big Dick walks into a drop toe hold. Big Dick gets hit with a HUGE clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by The White Mamba just KILLS Dick Cheese! Pin, but Big Dick is out just before the three count. Running knee lift from The White Mamba. Mamba slams Dick Cheese. Big Dick counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Dick Cheese with a spinning neckbreaker on Mamba. Death valley driver by Dick Cheese! No one executes that move properly anymore. Big Dick scores with a forearm, sending Mamba down into the corner. The referee pulls Dick Cheese away to get the break. Wait! Mamba has pulled something out of his tights. Dick Cheese walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! The White Mamba has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles.
My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. **
CR: 40% MQ: 82% OR: 61%
The White Mamba lost overness from this match.
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La vs Tigertecz.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Spinning back kick from Tigertecz. Paco walks into a high dropkick from Tigertecz, almost losing several teeth in the process. Hard back suplex on Paco. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Spin kick by Tigertecz to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tigertecz misses a clothesline. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La hits a rolling kick on Tecz. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Lightning kick by Paco on Tecz. There's a two count on the pin. Tecz counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! SUPER frankensteiner on Paco, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Paco. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Paco reverses a Tigertecz hammerlock. Standing leg lariat by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La on Tecz. Tigertecz is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Tecz uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Pacman comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Paco turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by The Pac! Pacman has left Paco in big trouble. Tigertecz moves in for the kill. Teczbook!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Pacman isn't finished with his attack yet! Lorenzo Santiaguas De La stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Pacman. Pac Driver!!! Lorenzo Santiaguas De La has been put down on the canvas! Pacman shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Paco gets picked up...and hit with another Pac Driver! Lorenzo Santiaguas De La is spread-eagled on the canvas. The Pac again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Pac Driver, the third one in a row! Pacman eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Paco, who isn't moving.
My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man.
CR: 51% MQ: 76% OR: 63%
Jean Jacques Roussant vs Rogue Diaz.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Jean Jacques Roussant connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Rogue flips out of a Jean Jacques Roussant bodyslam attempt. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and JJR goes down. Rogue Diaz misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Diamond Dust from Rogue Diaz and JJR is out! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Rogue Diaz gets taken down out of nowhere! JJR drives a thrust kick into the chest of Rogue. Doctor Bomb connects and Rogue landed hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rogue gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Rogue Diaz pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. JJR takes a NICE hurrancarana from Rogue Diaz. Pin, but JJR is out just before the three count. JJR blocks a kick from Rogue Diaz. Rogue scores with a forearm, sending JJR down into the corner, squashing the referee. JJR has pulled something out of his tights! Rogue Diaz walks over...and ducks the brass knuckles punch! The knux come off. Rogue floors Jean Jacques Roussant, and picks up the knuckles himself. JJR rises...and gets a taste of his own medicine as Rogue Diaz uses the knuckles to knock JJR out. The referee gets up to see Rogue Diaz making the cover: 1....2....3! Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Rogue Diaz used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Rogue Diaz has been disqualified! Jean Jacques Roussant slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Rogue to get some payback.
My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started.
CR: 57% MQ: 73% OR: 65%
Exodus Excalibur is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Tigertecz, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Exodus turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Exodus Excalibur can barely stand. Here it comes - Teczbook. Tigertecz raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Exodus, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Exodus Excalibur, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Exodus Excalibur as Tigertecz exits via the crowd.
OR: 81%
Exodus Excalibur gained overness from this segment. Tigertecz gained overness from this segment.
We got a 0.60 rating for 'BBSW Friday Frenzy'!
The attendance level was 141 people.
We made $2115 from ticket sales.
OR: 68%
1/8/10
Announcers: Frank Sinatra and Jack Creamer
Chrome Thunder vs Heatflash vs Oski Bear.
Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.
The Match: Heatflash drives a HARD forearm into the chest of C.T.. Oski Bear hits some punches. How generic. Bear charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Spear by Chrome Thunder. Full nelson slam on Heatflash. There's a two count on the pin. Oski Bear scores with a standing spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Oski Bear misses a clothesline. Spear by Chrome Thunder. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of C.T.! Chrome Thunder is in trouble. Heat Stroke! 1....2....3.
My Opinion: Not good enough to earn an entire star. 3/4* for you.
CR: 16% MQ: 76% OR: 46%
A limo pulls up outside, and out steps Rogue Diaz. He looks around, then heads for the locker rooms.
OR: 67%
Rogue Diaz gained overness from this segment.
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Pacman. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.
OR: 66%
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La gained overness from this segment.
Rock Balboa vs Guillermo Paredes.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Rock hits a right hand. Fallaway slam by Rock Balboa puts down Guillermo Paredes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Guillermo Paredes reverses a hip toss. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by El Grande. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Double arm suplex by Guillermo Paredes connects as Rock hits hard. Vertical suplex by Guillermo Paredes. Rock Balboa powers out of a Guillermo Paredes headlock. Rock Balboa hits a bulldog off the ropes. Guillermo Paredes is in trouble. The Blender!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Rock Balboa goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man.
CR: 18% MQ: 86% OR: 52%
Guillermo Paredes is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Ashes is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Rogue Diaz and Jean Jacques Roussant fight one on one.
OR: 96%
Ashes gained overness from this segment.
Andy vs Mr. Cool Ice.
Match Background: Andy and C.I. are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud.
The Match: Mr. Cool Ice connects with rights and lefts and Andy is down! C.I. slams Andy. Andy charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Flying shoulder tackle by C.I. sends Andy CRASHING to the mat. Andy counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee lift from Andy. Full nelson slam on C.I.. Covers for a quick two count. Andy walks into a drop toe hold. Big piledriver on Andy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerbomb on Andy. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! C.I. walks into a drop toe hold. C.I. takes a headbutt from Andy. Mr. Cool Ice powers out of a Andy headlock. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Andy by C.I.. Remember when that was a legit finish? Andy slugs Mr. Cool Ice, sending him down into the corner. While Andy fires up the crowd, C.I. is removing the turnbuckle pad! Andy comes over...but C.I. grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Andy face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Mr. Cool Ice rolls up the stunned Andy, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Mr. Cool Ice. The fight has started up again! Andy attacks C.I., and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting.
My Opinion: Nothing offensive, but nothing too special either. **1\2 rating.
CR: 45% MQ: 85% OR: 65%
Exodus Excalibur is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Tigertecz. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.
OR: 74%
Exodus Excalibur gained overness from this segment.
Dick Cheese vs The White Mamba.
Match Background: Big Dick and Mamba are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud.
The Match: The White Mamba with a spinning neckbreaker on Big Dick. The White Mamba hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Big Dick backdrops The White Mamba out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Dick Cheese. STIFF~! chop lights up Mamba who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! BIG clothesline on Mamba. Covers for a quick two count. Dick Cheese scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Running knee lift from Dick Cheese. Big Dick walks into a drop toe hold. Big Dick gets hit with a HUGE clothesline. Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by The White Mamba just KILLS Dick Cheese! Pin, but Big Dick is out just before the three count. Running knee lift from The White Mamba. Mamba slams Dick Cheese. Big Dick counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Dick Cheese with a spinning neckbreaker on Mamba. Death valley driver by Dick Cheese! No one executes that move properly anymore. Big Dick scores with a forearm, sending Mamba down into the corner. The referee pulls Dick Cheese away to get the break. Wait! Mamba has pulled something out of his tights. Dick Cheese walks over...and gets floored by a punch! No, the referee saw the brass knuckles! We have DQ decision! The White Mamba has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles.
My Opinion: A wise man once said 'Can I get a side of bland with that bland'. He's dead now, though. That's what this match was...bland. **
CR: 40% MQ: 82% OR: 61%
The White Mamba lost overness from this match.
Lorenzo Santiaguas De La vs Tigertecz.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Spinning back kick from Tigertecz. Paco walks into a high dropkick from Tigertecz, almost losing several teeth in the process. Hard back suplex on Paco. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Spin kick by Tigertecz to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Tigertecz misses a clothesline. Lorenzo Santiaguas De La hits a rolling kick on Tecz. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Lightning kick by Paco on Tecz. There's a two count on the pin. Tecz counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! SUPER frankensteiner on Paco, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Paco. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Paco reverses a Tigertecz hammerlock. Standing leg lariat by Lorenzo Santiaguas De La on Tecz. Tigertecz is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Tecz uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Pacman comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Paco turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by The Pac! Pacman has left Paco in big trouble. Tigertecz moves in for the kill. Teczbook!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Pacman isn't finished with his attack yet! Lorenzo Santiaguas De La stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Pacman. Pac Driver!!! Lorenzo Santiaguas De La has been put down on the canvas! Pacman shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Paco gets picked up...and hit with another Pac Driver! Lorenzo Santiaguas De La is spread-eagled on the canvas. The Pac again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Pac Driver, the third one in a row! Pacman eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Paco, who isn't moving.
My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man.
CR: 51% MQ: 76% OR: 63%
Jean Jacques Roussant vs Rogue Diaz.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Jean Jacques Roussant connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Rogue flips out of a Jean Jacques Roussant bodyslam attempt. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and JJR goes down. Rogue Diaz misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Diamond Dust from Rogue Diaz and JJR is out! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Rogue Diaz gets taken down out of nowhere! JJR drives a thrust kick into the chest of Rogue. Doctor Bomb connects and Rogue landed hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rogue gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Rogue Diaz pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. JJR takes a NICE hurrancarana from Rogue Diaz. Pin, but JJR is out just before the three count. JJR blocks a kick from Rogue Diaz. Rogue scores with a forearm, sending JJR down into the corner, squashing the referee. JJR has pulled something out of his tights! Rogue Diaz walks over...and ducks the brass knuckles punch! The knux come off. Rogue floors Jean Jacques Roussant, and picks up the knuckles himself. JJR rises...and gets a taste of his own medicine as Rogue Diaz uses the knuckles to knock JJR out. The referee gets up to see Rogue Diaz making the cover: 1....2....3! Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Rogue Diaz used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Rogue Diaz has been disqualified! Jean Jacques Roussant slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Rogue to get some payback.
My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started.
CR: 57% MQ: 73% OR: 65%
Exodus Excalibur is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Tigertecz, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Exodus turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Exodus Excalibur can barely stand. Here it comes - Teczbook. Tigertecz raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Exodus, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Exodus Excalibur, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Exodus Excalibur as Tigertecz exits via the crowd.
OR: 81%
Exodus Excalibur gained overness from this segment. Tigertecz gained overness from this segment.
We got a 0.60 rating for 'BBSW Friday Frenzy'!
The attendance level was 141 people.
We made $2115 from ticket sales.
OR: 68%
