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Post by Sheryl Yoast on Apr 13, 2008 1:03:04 GMT -5
Bitch was like lets get a pizza. I am like ok we splitting the money and she replied well I can pay you back in other ways. I called the pizza place in 5 seconds and ordered like 3 pies.
I payed for the Pizzas, she took them and ran off without paying me financially or sexually. I am probably going to go watch some meatspin now.
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Post by duceisinmyheart on Apr 13, 2008 1:08:33 GMT -5
hahahahahha you got played what a sucker.
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Post by Sheryl Yoast on Apr 13, 2008 1:17:02 GMT -5
I want 50 for this because this is a signature of my night.
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Post by nybombers3 on Apr 13, 2008 1:19:26 GMT -5
Owned?
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Post by James on Apr 13, 2008 4:20:41 GMT -5
wow owned
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Tigertecz
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Post by Tigertecz on Apr 13, 2008 5:30:57 GMT -5
Properly pwned.
Nice article.
+50 for writing the article -200 for getting owned so badly though
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Post by James on Apr 13, 2008 7:19:51 GMT -5
I got owned way more than this today by my gf so don't worry wow I got fucking screwed (or not).
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Post by A2J on Apr 13, 2008 8:22:24 GMT -5
Here's a series of texts between me and my roommate upstairs last night. We went to separate bars. We have a bit of a "history" ... it's way too complicated to explain.
Her (2:10 AM): Where u at? Me (2:14 AM): Just got home whats your deal? Her (2:20 AM): Home. Finally trying to get laid. Fuck its been forever. You home
(At this point I am eating a shawarma and smoking a joint)
Her (2:24 AM): A get a hold of mw tom ho going home til the Her (2:26 AM): 19 Me (2:34 AM): Yeah im about to pass out
Now ... was she trying to get me to go upstairs? It is a pretty intimidating staircase, to be honest.
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Post by Outlawz on Apr 13, 2008 9:07:17 GMT -5
lol.. Fucked up
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Post by GMGreggor on Apr 13, 2008 9:42:02 GMT -5
You mean when you ordered the Pizza'a she took them and left? Did'nt even have the decency to eat them with you? That's worth a jackslap. I dont hit women though but man I'd connive to make it up some other way.
Find out what her favorite bad is or something tell her you got tickets to get her all pumped then not show up.
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Post by GMGreggor on Apr 13, 2008 9:47:21 GMT -5
That reminds me of the old Dice Clay bit.
To cut to the chase, he's talking about spending good money on chicks and them not showing gratitude with sexual favors or whatever. He's going yea, if I spend money on a broad I'm gonna drop a load in her presence even if I got to follow her up her driveway after dropping her off and jacking off.
That one Madison Garden concert is a riot.
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Post by DB on Apr 13, 2008 10:57:46 GMT -5
poor pig
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Post by Vernon on Apr 13, 2008 11:05:11 GMT -5
Ouch.
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Post by Gossip Girl on Apr 16, 2008 21:22:33 GMT -5
sneaky
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Post by GP on Apr 16, 2008 23:00:53 GMT -5
she took all 3? must have been a big bitch...
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Post by Sheryl Yoast on Apr 16, 2008 23:02:42 GMT -5
she took all 3? must have been a big bitch... In her castle she eats like a king, not a pesantes HO HO HO HUM
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Post by GP on Apr 16, 2008 23:04:24 GMT -5
she took all 3? must have been a big bitch... In her castle she eats like a king, not a pesantes HO HO HO HUM nice.
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Post by Sheryl Yoast on Apr 16, 2008 23:06:35 GMT -5
In her castle she eats like a king, not a pesantes HO HO HO HUM nice. Didn't like the enthusiasm.
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Post by GP on Apr 16, 2008 23:14:08 GMT -5
Didn't like the enthusiasm. AYYOOO!!!
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Post by Sheryl Yoast on Apr 16, 2008 23:20:05 GMT -5
Didn't like the enthusiasm. AYYOOO!!! Galo I heard through the grapevine that you wrote an article for your school called. Pig:The Man, The Myth, The Bacon Any validity to this.
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Post by Johnny "B. Good" Stamos on Apr 16, 2008 23:24:44 GMT -5
hahahaha
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Post by lock on Apr 17, 2008 2:42:54 GMT -5
This sucks.
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Post by GP on Apr 17, 2008 3:28:47 GMT -5
Galo I heard through the grapevine that you wrote an article for your school called. Pig:The Man, The Myth, The Bacon Any validity to this. ya u werent supposed to know about that...wtf...i wonder who spilled...
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Post by GP on Apr 17, 2008 3:31:54 GMT -5
dont be jealous lums. your day will come very soon.
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Post by jahallstar on Apr 19, 2008 11:06:02 GMT -5
You ordered three pizzas for the two of you? I'm scared of any chick that can slam down that much food.
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