The Pigpen w/ Pig

[Sheryl Yoast]

All answer this monstrousty

What are your plans for this team this year. What do you hope to accomplish and how do you plan on accomplishing that. What should we expect from the Warriors this year?

I am here to win. Honestly I don't get any fucking respect around here. People treat me like shit. Honestly, send me another shitty trade Outlawz see what the fuck happens. (Joking I love you) Seriously though no one wants to offer up for talent. What I will accomplish is complete domination of the Western Conference. Lebron James has fucking shit on Glenn Robinson. All my players are ready to go and play higher then there ratings with the exception of a Joe Johnson. Step to me I fucking dare you.


Who is the hardest GM to trade with? Who are the GM's that are most reluctant to move their players.

Ducky is pretty fucking bad. I left that boat a long time ago. Galo is pretty piss poor as well. Elton or JJ for my pick, yeah go fish. I haven't caught on to the "Let's Rip DJ" train that suddenly has pulled into the BBS station. Outlawz I don't see myself ever dealing with. Reilly was a lost cause years ago. My favorite guy to talk trade with is Greg. Definitely the easiest guy in the league and has the charm of a Texas Ranger. (More Chuck Norris then Akinoria Otsuka) Skillz is pretty easy to deal with I am surprised I haven't hit a deal off with him. Probably because his high school was named after a place you buy paper supplies.

GM Pickem

Right now we have 5 matchups of GM's to open off with. You tell me who is better and why.

Krupinski vs Reilly vs Outlawz

Hmm. So we got Guiness vs Stella vs Blue Moon to start off with. Krupinski shows the most devotion to the league. I think he studies this shit too much so I am going to give him the edge. Reilly is still very good even though his activity is the equivalent to the Donner Party's trek over the Rockies. I honestly thought Outlawz was going to struggle with the new league with all the great GM's we have due to he tried to target weaker GM's in the old BBS. I have been presently surprised though. He has maneuvered very well and shot down critics like Haberman. You really can't go wrong here but I think the Dave era is almost over. I think Gold's Gym is going to take him to a Reilly-Courtwright spiral into oblivion.

Haberman vs Mark vs Basone

Sorry Dan, I love you buddy but your a couple down from these two. Haberman and Mark are like comparing The Black Keys to Steely Dan, there both so good. I really don't know with this one. Mark makes splashes with his teams and I like how he builds his talent so I will give him the nod here. Haberman is like my Ford Windstar in the snow, he can be all over the place but somehow does some really cool shit and gets back on the road saving the day.

Nova vs Skillz vs Ducky

I think ducky is better then people give him credit. I think he is better then Nova. Nova is the equivalent of a strict poker player. He only plays cards that he knows he is comfortable with. That will get you buy but you will never win like that. I don't like how he evaluates talent, I think it is pretty piss poor. Skillz is the equivalent to a pitcher with a 100 mph fastball but no control. He is wild, the exact opposite of Nova (kinda funny because people think they are the same people) When Skillz learns to control the dynamic and foundations of his teams he will be superior. He has come a long way since he first arrived here and fucking turned the Nets into the New Canaan Rams.

Scott vs Blue vs Greggor

I actually just put this in to piss people off. Blue has solid expertise on sports in general but he kind of stays to the shadows. Scott was excellent when I first came to BBS but has fell off the page. Greggor has grown tremendously since he first got here. He is a great guy. I am going to give the nod to Greggor. Blue seems to circle a little too much and I don't know what Scott can do right now.

James vs Andy vs Maniac

Andy is a great GM but people see this brilliance in him that I just don't see. Maniac has shown that he is very solid as well. I really think these two are on the same page as far as quality is concerned. James is somewhat lackluster, he is solid but nothing great. He dosen't really make any huge splashes in deals where you say "He came out a winner in this deal" He is hitting base hits but I want to see the home run ball. Can you say Joel Geriak?

Who is the most overrated GM in this league and why?

Galo was for a long time. Right now though DJ has hit a cold spot. I don't know whats up with him. Must be watching too much Kristi Yamaguchi on dancing with the stars. Or is it Jason Taylor. Oh I am just pulling your chain DJ.......but seriously which one is it? I think Nova is vastly overrated as well.

Who is the most underrated GM in this league and why?

Jordan is a silent killer. By far the most underrated GM in the league, partially due to the fact he hasn't one a championship yet. He gets talent though but things just seem to fall through the seems.

This week on the Hot Seat we have the call-out seat. You are viewed as a premier GM among the sims of the internet. This is your chance to call-out GM's as you please. Whether you think your better then them, whether they think they are better then they really are, whether there annoying. This is your chance to take out your fury on the league. Please for the sake of integrity get out all the thoughts and don't be nice. What you shall say is completely up to you.


James I am always around.

Skoal Edge is overrated.

Mark, how is Colleen?

Aaron, how is Katie?

Basone, how is Pina?

Nanz, how is your bathroom mirror?

Outlawz you and me are going to make a rap album.

Really don't hate anyone right now to be honest. Aar kind of pisses me off but thats about it. a2j is the shit and were getting fucked up at Niagara Falls sometime soon. Im gonna drunk call Maniac friday and get him so pissed off, it will be fun though. Play is gay. Ummm, might drunk call Spencer on Friday too jury is still out on that though. Greggor is the Marlboro Man. Yeah thats about it.

And finally the climax of this hot seat. BBS decides to join up with NBN to make a superleague. You are placed as the commish of this league. Out of 28 GM's in this league excluding yourself (and lets make pretend that there are no GM's in both leagues) you have to create 4 different groups. You need 8 GM's who are locks for the league. You also need 8 GM's who are omitted from the league. Out of the 12 remaining GM's there are 6 spots left. Please name these 12 GM's who would be grouped in this category and choose the 6 that you would be best suited for the league and why they are there over the other 6. Keep in mind every aspect that makes a quality BBS GM. Experience, Ability and Activity should all be kept in mind.


Locks

1. Dave
2. Reilly
3. Inlawz
4. Andy
5. Jordan
6. Maniac
7. Mark
8. Ebener




Last 8 out



1. Nanz (haven't really done anything yet)
2. Keelty
3. Marts
4. Galo
5. Jah
6. Scott
7. Play
8. Tiger (due to his shit)






Last 6 in


1. Haberman
2. Skillz
3. Aar
4. a2j
5. Quackinator
6. James



Last 6 out

1. Nova
2.DJ
3. Basone
4. Greg
5. Blue
6. Star

[James]

Nice, but I now change my most overrated GM to Ebener.

[James]

And also, I think your assesment of me is pretty accurate. In the old BBS and even in the NBN I love making bigger deals but I've just foud it difficult to do so in BBS2000.

[Funky George!]

This was awesome.

I did the Ford Windstar analogy. I kinda just throw shit on the wall and see if something eventually sticks. Too many guys get stingy, call guys unavailable, etc. I spent a whole season digging Calderon and waiting on my pick and didn't even think twice in sending Jefferson+Calderon for TMac. Maybe it was a good deal, but that's just how I am. I've never been loyal to my roster, and if something else interests me--if it makes me younger, faster, better defensively, better on the perimeter--whatever it is, I give it consideration, even if it makes me worse. So I kinda fuck up sometimes, but yeah, it makes the league a lot more fun, and I'd recommend it. I know why guys like JAH, DJ, etc. are less active/post less: because they are bored with their teams, and that would suck.

[Rocky]

And I am 3 for 3 against Aaron and Dan. Yee.

[James]

Well Haberman stfu and do my deal then.

[Sheryl Yoast]

Apr 29, 2008 0:45:53 GMT -5 Funky George! said:

This was awesome.

I did the Ford Windstar analogy. I kinda just throw shit on the wall and see if something eventually sticks. Too many guys get stingy, call guys unavailable, etc. I spent a whole season digging Calderon and waiting on my pick and didn't even think twice in sending Jefferson+Calderon for TMac. Maybe it was a good deal, but that's just how I am. I've never been loyal to my roster, and if something else interests me--if it makes me younger, faster, better defensively, better on the perimeter--whatever it is, I give it consideration, even if it makes me worse. So I kinda fuck up sometimes, but yeah, it makes the league a lot more fun, and I'd recommend it. I know why guys like JAH, DJ, etc. are less active/post less: because they are bored with their teams, and that would suck.

There is no need to bring my car into the sarcasm.

[Funky George!]

Apr 29, 2008 0:49:46 GMT -5 Sheryl Yoast said:

Apr 29, 2008 0:45:53 GMT -5 Funky George! said:

This was awesome.

I did the Ford Windstar analogy. I kinda just throw shit on the wall and see if something eventually sticks. Too many guys get stingy, call guys unavailable, etc. I spent a whole season digging Calderon and waiting on my pick and didn't even think twice in sending Jefferson+Calderon for TMac. Maybe it was a good deal, but that's just how I am. I've never been loyal to my roster, and if something else interests me--if it makes me younger, faster, better defensively, better on the perimeter--whatever it is, I give it consideration, even if it makes me worse. So I kinda fuck up sometimes, but yeah, it makes the league a lot more fun, and I'd recommend it. I know why guys like JAH, DJ, etc. are less active/post less: because they are bored with their teams, and that would suck.

There is no need to bring my car into the sarcasm.

I wasn't being sarcastic. I said I dig it. Just a typo.

[Funky George!]

Apr 29, 2008 0:49:00 GMT -5 James said:

Well Haberman stfu and do my deal then.

Contract year+Boozer+BG

for

AI

[Funky George!]

James, I would only have dealt you AI if I thought I wasn't a real contender. I think I am, so I'm gonna keep him.

[Outlawz]

Loved all these. Very funny shit. LOL @ making a rap album

[Johnny "B. Good" Stamos]

hahahah pig always comes up with this shit. House in fantasy baseball? haha. Im the first one out? i understand i will prove myslef.!

[Skillz]

Good stuff, these have been the best hot seats yet

[Sheryl Yoast]

Apr 29, 2008 5:39:39 GMT -5 Skillz said:

Good stuff, these have been the best hot seats yet

There is one more I will post it now

[Ebener 12]

Apr 29, 2008 0:37:47 GMT -5 James said:

Nice, but I now change my most overrated GM to Ebener.

You've really got it against me don't you? I don't know how you call my team luck when I drafted Redd, traded the rest of my creation picks and had a championship team by after the 2nd season. But whatever I guess?

[Rocky]

Honestly, for whatever reason, your teams just don't come across as good as they have been. I don't know why, but you've won a ton of games and don't get a lot of credit. I think it also has to do with the fact that you were always overshadowed by someone or something, be it Shaq getting hurt in the finals, or my trade for Kobe, Outlawz' moves (04), etc.

But yeah, you've had a ton of success and won a title. That's big to me. You can't be considered overrated, that's a pretty unfair statement.

[jahallstar]

Apr 29, 2008 7:19:29 GMT -5 Ebener 12 said:

Apr 29, 2008 0:37:47 GMT -5 James said:

Nice, but I now change my most overrated GM to Ebener.

You've really got it against me don't you? I don't know how you call my team luck when I drafted Redd, traded the rest of my creation picks and had a championship team by after the 2nd season. But whatever I guess?

It is coming from James man.... He has done nothing to say anything to you.

[A2J]

Pig, I gotta head up to my beach house in Niagra like next week to paint and shit.

Lets tear down that casino. Rolled up kings over aces, all night baby.

[Sheryl Yoast]

Apr 29, 2008 10:59:21 GMT -5 A2J said:

Pig, I gotta head up to my beach house in Niagra like next week to paint and shit.

Lets tear down that casino. Rolled up kings over aces, all night baby.

Finals week

[DB]

you cant keep me out, i kick myself out. you need me, you all need me. I am loved in this place! YUO WILL NEVER KICK ME OUT!

[nybombers3]

pig hurt my feelings

[Ducky]

btw props pig for these articles. they are the shit.

And yeaaa, I'm one of the last six in. hella.

[Rocky]

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