Post by Sheryl Yoast on May 9, 2008 5:34:56 GMT -5
Golden State was involved in a slew of deals of the past couple days that really shook up their team. GM Pig believed that the team couldn't have a legit shot at the championship in the state it was in. Moves were made and Pig thought he got a real steal by grabbing Q Rich, Kaman, Troy Murphy and a pick for Joe Johnson. However the rest of the league didn't agree. In fact, most of the league liked it for Portland. The common theme however is that no one really liked any of the deals for Golden State this week. The team has been slipping under the radar the last couple of years as no one has really cared to pay attention or give the respect that the team deserves.
"We won 53 games last year and were on pace to win over 60 this year yet no one even mentions our name when you talk about a championship calibur team" Pig said
"All we hear is the Knicks, Knicks, Knicks"
Well the godly Knicks got quite the surprise when they came into Oakland the other day as they suffered a 26 point defeat to the new Warriors. The Warriors held one of the BBS's best offense's to 41 percent shooting while shooting for 54 percent.
"To shoot 54 percent for 126 points against the Knicks should really make a statement, we are here to fucking ball" Pig said "That was their biggest margin of defeat all season, and I guarantee you they don't want to go back to Oakland any time soon."
If you look at history you see that the Warriors GM Pig really has the Knicks GM Outlawz's number.
"Nothing would be sweeter to put that fucking swine in his place in the finals" Outlawz said via phone interview "He got me once in Seattle with a lineup of fucking 6 and 7th men, then again badly the next season He knocked my perfect team off the floor last night and I am sick of him and his bullshit, who the fuck wants a Pig Roast because I do."
Outlawz has been considered one of the best GM's in the history of BBS. However he can never be the best knowing that a GM lower then him dominated him throughout his tenure in the league.
"I have championships, written rap albums, beaten the best that has come along but in order for me to seal the deal I have to once and for all make that piece of shit drown in his own slop."
Outlawz slammed the phone and hung up on us after that irate statement.
When we told GM Pig about Outlawz statements he had this to say.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.......
.......wait outlawz said that?
....oh ok sorry......ahahahahahahahahahahah
Honestly that is the funniest thing I have ever heard because he knows it well I am an unmovable thorn in his ass. Once again he is gonna get really cocky and I am going to study his teams weaknesses and exploit them. I have done it once before, and I can damn well do it again. There we bring up another point, where is my fucking respect on my abilities to coach and create a DC. How many other teams look better then me on paper? How many teams are actually better then me? Yeah thats what I thought. "
The overzealous Pig had this to sign off with this comment.
"As the retarted Black Kid in my science class said to the students after his presentation on auto emissions last friday..........Recognize That Motha Fuckas"
So will Outlawz get his revenge.? Will Pig show Outlawz what the fuck is up in the Pen? Will Pig even make it to the finals? Most of you will probably say no way in hell. However Pig likes it that way.
So stay tuned to see how this drama unfoils. And check out Elton Brand dropping a mother fucking 37 and 18 in arena near you.
"We won 53 games last year and were on pace to win over 60 this year yet no one even mentions our name when you talk about a championship calibur team" Pig said
"All we hear is the Knicks, Knicks, Knicks"
Well the godly Knicks got quite the surprise when they came into Oakland the other day as they suffered a 26 point defeat to the new Warriors. The Warriors held one of the BBS's best offense's to 41 percent shooting while shooting for 54 percent.
"To shoot 54 percent for 126 points against the Knicks should really make a statement, we are here to fucking ball" Pig said "That was their biggest margin of defeat all season, and I guarantee you they don't want to go back to Oakland any time soon."
If you look at history you see that the Warriors GM Pig really has the Knicks GM Outlawz's number.
"Nothing would be sweeter to put that fucking swine in his place in the finals" Outlawz said via phone interview "He got me once in Seattle with a lineup of fucking 6 and 7th men, then again badly the next season He knocked my perfect team off the floor last night and I am sick of him and his bullshit, who the fuck wants a Pig Roast because I do."
Outlawz has been considered one of the best GM's in the history of BBS. However he can never be the best knowing that a GM lower then him dominated him throughout his tenure in the league.
"I have championships, written rap albums, beaten the best that has come along but in order for me to seal the deal I have to once and for all make that piece of shit drown in his own slop."
Outlawz slammed the phone and hung up on us after that irate statement.
When we told GM Pig about Outlawz statements he had this to say.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha.......
.......wait outlawz said that?
....oh ok sorry......ahahahahahahahahahahah
Honestly that is the funniest thing I have ever heard because he knows it well I am an unmovable thorn in his ass. Once again he is gonna get really cocky and I am going to study his teams weaknesses and exploit them. I have done it once before, and I can damn well do it again. There we bring up another point, where is my fucking respect on my abilities to coach and create a DC. How many other teams look better then me on paper? How many teams are actually better then me? Yeah thats what I thought. "
The overzealous Pig had this to sign off with this comment.
"As the retarted Black Kid in my science class said to the students after his presentation on auto emissions last friday..........Recognize That Motha Fuckas"
So will Outlawz get his revenge.? Will Pig show Outlawz what the fuck is up in the Pen? Will Pig even make it to the finals? Most of you will probably say no way in hell. However Pig likes it that way.
So stay tuned to see how this drama unfoils. And check out Elton Brand dropping a mother fucking 37 and 18 in arena near you.
