Post by Johnny "B. Good" Stamos on May 24, 2008 0:16:24 GMT -5
Lakers big three, in big trouble.
Every night is the same story for the LA Lakers’ 3 top players, Josh Smith, LaMarcus Aldridge and Rajon Rondo; a nice late night movie and off to the clubs. It is no ones surprise that these three young studs have become the best of friends and are simply inseparable.
“We like to hang out together. We do everything together from eating to sleeping, you name it. I love it” Said one of the three, Rajon Rondo.
Last Tuesday after a tough loss to the Miami Heat, the Lakers big three went out to the clubs to test their luck and to forget about their problems on basketball court. Everything started as usual, slow and getting no action whatsoever but this would soon take a turn for the worst.
“ We saw a nice girl approach us” said Smith. “ She said she was a huge fan of the team and that she was here to have a good time. The rest of the night is something that my lawyers have asked me not to comment on as of now” Later on that day when we tried to ask LaMarcus for his side of the story he replied with “No comment bitches yeeeeee!” as he ran around naked with Rondo on top of his back.
A different Laker was there that night, Marcelo Huertas. He is considered the fourth wheel of the group that never goes away but unfortunately for him he was there one too many nights.
“ I don’t know who it all got started. I was out dancing with my friends when all the sudden Josh ran up to me and said ‘Meet us at that motel down the street and bring a camera!!!’” Huertas commented on the situation “I just want to fit in so of course I did it. When I got there, well, there they were the big three and some random girl. I was screaming ‘Yeeee DO IT SON!!!’ because I mean it was hot. I tired to join but I got kicked in the face so I back off because I did not want to get them mad.”
The big three are now being charged with rape. The 56 year old woman claims she at no point made any comments to make these players think that she had given her consent. In their defense the three players said “ Hahaha, are you shitting me right now? Its cause we're black right?”
When these news arrived to the Lakers GM, he had this to say “ Ah man, boys will be boys I guess. Yeee”
Every night is the same story for the LA Lakers’ 3 top players, Josh Smith, LaMarcus Aldridge and Rajon Rondo; a nice late night movie and off to the clubs. It is no ones surprise that these three young studs have become the best of friends and are simply inseparable.
“We like to hang out together. We do everything together from eating to sleeping, you name it. I love it” Said one of the three, Rajon Rondo.
Last Tuesday after a tough loss to the Miami Heat, the Lakers big three went out to the clubs to test their luck and to forget about their problems on basketball court. Everything started as usual, slow and getting no action whatsoever but this would soon take a turn for the worst.
“ We saw a nice girl approach us” said Smith. “ She said she was a huge fan of the team and that she was here to have a good time. The rest of the night is something that my lawyers have asked me not to comment on as of now” Later on that day when we tried to ask LaMarcus for his side of the story he replied with “No comment bitches yeeeeee!” as he ran around naked with Rondo on top of his back.
A different Laker was there that night, Marcelo Huertas. He is considered the fourth wheel of the group that never goes away but unfortunately for him he was there one too many nights.
“ I don’t know who it all got started. I was out dancing with my friends when all the sudden Josh ran up to me and said ‘Meet us at that motel down the street and bring a camera!!!’” Huertas commented on the situation “I just want to fit in so of course I did it. When I got there, well, there they were the big three and some random girl. I was screaming ‘Yeeee DO IT SON!!!’ because I mean it was hot. I tired to join but I got kicked in the face so I back off because I did not want to get them mad.”
The big three are now being charged with rape. The 56 year old woman claims she at no point made any comments to make these players think that she had given her consent. In their defense the three players said “ Hahaha, are you shitting me right now? Its cause we're black right?”
When these news arrived to the Lakers GM, he had this to say “ Ah man, boys will be boys I guess. Yeee”
