Post by Funky George! on Jun 8, 2008 14:27:08 GMT -5
Cripes! It's a stinker out there today. I dunno how to setup my AC, so I'm heading over to Andrew's today. Hmmm. What to say? Last night? Oh. Ok. Last night I hung out with Monta and Andrew for a bit until they said they were going to the black room. Then I just hung out on Andrew's couch all night.
I finally got to see Austin Powers! Very funny stuff. I mean, truly funny stuff. I really like Mike Myers. He has a new movie coming out soon, which I think I'll go see. Andrew and Monta won't want to, but Andrew definitely owes me a date after drugging me last weekend and letting his dog take a piss on me. I dunno, I kinda forgave him because I saw how much he enjoyed it and I can't get mad if he and Monta are so happy.
Coach wants me to shoot 350 jump shots today, but Bynum told me to stop being a sissy and learn to bang around in the post. I dunno.
Hmm, what else? For breakfast I made myself one of those omelettes! I put sausage, peppers, onions and mozzerlla cheese in it. It was really a good one. Topped it off with hot sauce, and drank some orange juice.
Monta I think slept with one of the cheerleaders last night. They were texting quite a bit, and he had all this cologne on, and I read his messages when he and Andrew went to the black room. He said he wanted to chill with her, that she was fly, that he could ride with her. I dunno. Black girls don't do it for me.
Coach is making me write journal entries to earn Rewards Camps because he bought out Earl Boykins. I liked Earl. He was a really small guy, and he waddled. That kinda reminded me of the Blazers head coach, Dan Basone. Earl had such a high voice, and when we watched tape, the ball always looked bigger than him. I loved that. I think I'll take some tapes home with me just for kicks. Maybe he'll come back.
We never really hung out with Earl. He didn't seem to like Andrew. Andrew is very arrogant, sure, but Earl could've helped us win last season but he always seemed to be down on somebody. I think it's because he was so small!
He used to eat a lot of cheesesteaks!
I finally got to see Austin Powers! Very funny stuff. I mean, truly funny stuff. I really like Mike Myers. He has a new movie coming out soon, which I think I'll go see. Andrew and Monta won't want to, but Andrew definitely owes me a date after drugging me last weekend and letting his dog take a piss on me. I dunno, I kinda forgave him because I saw how much he enjoyed it and I can't get mad if he and Monta are so happy.
Coach wants me to shoot 350 jump shots today, but Bynum told me to stop being a sissy and learn to bang around in the post. I dunno.
Hmm, what else? For breakfast I made myself one of those omelettes! I put sausage, peppers, onions and mozzerlla cheese in it. It was really a good one. Topped it off with hot sauce, and drank some orange juice.
Monta I think slept with one of the cheerleaders last night. They were texting quite a bit, and he had all this cologne on, and I read his messages when he and Andrew went to the black room. He said he wanted to chill with her, that she was fly, that he could ride with her. I dunno. Black girls don't do it for me.
Coach is making me write journal entries to earn Rewards Camps because he bought out Earl Boykins. I liked Earl. He was a really small guy, and he waddled. That kinda reminded me of the Blazers head coach, Dan Basone. Earl had such a high voice, and when we watched tape, the ball always looked bigger than him. I loved that. I think I'll take some tapes home with me just for kicks. Maybe he'll come back.
We never really hung out with Earl. He didn't seem to like Andrew. Andrew is very arrogant, sure, but Earl could've helped us win last season but he always seemed to be down on somebody. I think it's because he was so small!
He used to eat a lot of cheesesteaks!
