Post by Funky George! on Jun 8, 2008 17:41:34 GMT -5
YO! It's ya boy Monta, shout out to my boy AB...Not you Bogut! Fuck off brotha. This dude's the only reason why we have black rooms in all our houses. Stay out!!!
Seriously, you have no idea, the guy is a fucking nuissance. He always calls me when I'm baggin' a ho or even just killin' it in the shower.
The other day, he's at my house before me when I'm comin' back from practice. Waiting in my driveway, texting me, "I'm at you house, when you gonna b around Monty?" I can't fuckin' stand when he calls me Monty. Jesus. I'm thinking of making my house a black house just to avoid this guy.
So instead of going home, I went to Bynum's and turned off my phone. Worst part is, my agent's wife wanted to blow me and kept texting me but my phone was off. I'm still pissed about that. Bullshit.
Whatever, Bynum and I had a good time. He's my boy!!! We played NBA2K8 ALL DAY BABY. Then Habes came over and I played him in some ping pong. We don't tell Bogut this but when Habes is over, we don't even call it the black room. We let him in. That dude's fucking awesome. I really love that guy. Great, great person. Absolutely terrific personality. Truly a charming guy. I'm really happy to work for him.
In fact, I'm gonna have such a good training camp for this guy! I'm gonna explode! Just to make Coach The Habes happy! I'm gonna skyrocket to life B+/B+/B+/A/C+/A! Habes is gonna love me. We're gonna play soooo much ping pong.
Coach is a really good dude, and he does the best Bogut impressions. Even he says Bogut's a bitch. It was his idea to slash Bogut's car and rape his girlfriend. Bynum fucks her ALL the time anyway. Habes also was the one who drugged him and made Bynum's dog pee on him, but he said if Bynum didn't take the fall, he might get in trouble or something. We don't care though because we [glow=red,2,300]LOVE[/glow] coach.
I'm gonna go take a dump and work on my crossover. Bogut's making me pancakes. Great guy. I love his pancakes.
Coach said my article wasn't long enough. I'm listening to Lil Wayne right now. Love that guy. I'm pretty happy with my numbers this year. I started tearing it up towards the end. Coach says I need to fix my shot selection, lower my turnovers and look for my teammates more. I think I'll work on those things in the offseason. I know it's good to feed Bynum, and even Bogut, but I wanna run the show if I'm gonna pass.
I think the plan is to try out Dunleavy at shooting guard anyway. So maybe I can get some time as a playmaker. I'm shit as a passer though!
Dunleavy's a nice guy. But he keeps to himself too much. He talks to his dad on the phone constantly.
He loves tuna melts!
Seriously, you have no idea, the guy is a fucking nuissance. He always calls me when I'm baggin' a ho or even just killin' it in the shower.
The other day, he's at my house before me when I'm comin' back from practice. Waiting in my driveway, texting me, "I'm at you house, when you gonna b around Monty?" I can't fuckin' stand when he calls me Monty. Jesus. I'm thinking of making my house a black house just to avoid this guy.
So instead of going home, I went to Bynum's and turned off my phone. Worst part is, my agent's wife wanted to blow me and kept texting me but my phone was off. I'm still pissed about that. Bullshit.
Whatever, Bynum and I had a good time. He's my boy!!! We played NBA2K8 ALL DAY BABY. Then Habes came over and I played him in some ping pong. We don't tell Bogut this but when Habes is over, we don't even call it the black room. We let him in. That dude's fucking awesome. I really love that guy. Great, great person. Absolutely terrific personality. Truly a charming guy. I'm really happy to work for him.
In fact, I'm gonna have such a good training camp for this guy! I'm gonna explode! Just to make Coach The Habes happy! I'm gonna skyrocket to life B+/B+/B+/A/C+/A! Habes is gonna love me. We're gonna play soooo much ping pong.
Coach is a really good dude, and he does the best Bogut impressions. Even he says Bogut's a bitch. It was his idea to slash Bogut's car and rape his girlfriend. Bynum fucks her ALL the time anyway. Habes also was the one who drugged him and made Bynum's dog pee on him, but he said if Bynum didn't take the fall, he might get in trouble or something. We don't care though because we [glow=red,2,300]LOVE[/glow] coach.
I'm gonna go take a dump and work on my crossover. Bogut's making me pancakes. Great guy. I love his pancakes.
Coach said my article wasn't long enough. I'm listening to Lil Wayne right now. Love that guy. I'm pretty happy with my numbers this year. I started tearing it up towards the end. Coach says I need to fix my shot selection, lower my turnovers and look for my teammates more. I think I'll work on those things in the offseason. I know it's good to feed Bynum, and even Bogut, but I wanna run the show if I'm gonna pass.
I think the plan is to try out Dunleavy at shooting guard anyway. So maybe I can get some time as a playmaker. I'm shit as a passer though!
Dunleavy's a nice guy. But he keeps to himself too much. He talks to his dad on the phone constantly.
He loves tuna melts!
