Post by GMGreggor on Jun 29, 2008 22:25:04 GMT -5
I sat down recently with Rockets up-and-coming guard Thabo Sefolosha for a 1-on-1 interview. It was really fun for me because he has such a stupid accent and is famous! I got his autograph! Here's the transcript!
Q: Hello, Thabo.
A: What does this mean?
Q: You know, like, hi, how are you. Hello? Greeting?
A: I...uh...I sorry. I don't know what to speak Engish. How. I no speak it, the language. No speak, sorry good luck. Moon, sun, tree. Yellow.
Q: You have a funny accent!
A: Thank you, no thank you. No English I. I no speak.
Q: Can we get a translator?
A: Ah, yes. Translate!
We then got a translator! His name was weird. He spoke English and whatever Thabo speaks. So here's the translated interview.
Q: Hey, Thabs. How are you?
A: I'm good. I'm so good. I've been lifting weights. I'm so strong now. I'm the best.
Q: How did you feel about this season?
A: This season was the best thing I've ever been apart of in my life. I mean, we won 40. That's rare. Only 20 teams did that this year. And I carried the whole team on my shoulders the whole time. Then they got me the black point guard. I mean, I'm black too, but I don't like black people. I dunno why. My grandma told me not to or something.
Q: Thabo, that's not something you want to share with others.
A: Who are you to tell me what to share? I'll fucking kill you, brah.
Q: Woah, ok. I'm a big fan, sorry to bother you like that.
A: Whatever. Next question.
Q: What are you looking forward to for next season?
A: Hopefully I win the MVP. I deserved it this year but the American cocksuckers don't like me because I'm black. Fucking assholes. What more do I have to do? We won 40. That's rare. That's special.
Q: How do you get along with your teammates?
A: Eh. They're not like me. They look up to me. Did you know that I have the biggest dick on the team? I checked one time in the locker room. I mean, would you have guessed that?
Q: Probably not. Adonal Foyle is kinda a huge dude.
A: OH MY GOD. That guy is sooo annoying. He smells bad and he always bangs hookers. Total alcoholic. He calls me drunk and asks me to pick him up to see a movie and make him eggs. And I'm like, bitch, I'm MVP. Dude, I'm outta here. Thabs 4 MVP!
Q: Hello, Thabo.
A: What does this mean?
Q: You know, like, hi, how are you. Hello? Greeting?
A: I...uh...I sorry. I don't know what to speak Engish. How. I no speak it, the language. No speak, sorry good luck. Moon, sun, tree. Yellow.
Q: You have a funny accent!
A: Thank you, no thank you. No English I. I no speak.
Q: Can we get a translator?
A: Ah, yes. Translate!
We then got a translator! His name was weird. He spoke English and whatever Thabo speaks. So here's the translated interview.
Q: Hey, Thabs. How are you?
A: I'm good. I'm so good. I've been lifting weights. I'm so strong now. I'm the best.
Q: How did you feel about this season?
A: This season was the best thing I've ever been apart of in my life. I mean, we won 40. That's rare. Only 20 teams did that this year. And I carried the whole team on my shoulders the whole time. Then they got me the black point guard. I mean, I'm black too, but I don't like black people. I dunno why. My grandma told me not to or something.
Q: Thabo, that's not something you want to share with others.
A: Who are you to tell me what to share? I'll fucking kill you, brah.
Q: Woah, ok. I'm a big fan, sorry to bother you like that.
A: Whatever. Next question.
Q: What are you looking forward to for next season?
A: Hopefully I win the MVP. I deserved it this year but the American cocksuckers don't like me because I'm black. Fucking assholes. What more do I have to do? We won 40. That's rare. That's special.
Q: How do you get along with your teammates?
A: Eh. They're not like me. They look up to me. Did you know that I have the biggest dick on the team? I checked one time in the locker room. I mean, would you have guessed that?
Q: Probably not. Adonal Foyle is kinda a huge dude.
A: OH MY GOD. That guy is sooo annoying. He smells bad and he always bangs hookers. Total alcoholic. He calls me drunk and asks me to pick him up to see a movie and make him eggs. And I'm like, bitch, I'm MVP. Dude, I'm outta here. Thabs 4 MVP!
