Post by Outlawz on Jul 29, 2008 13:14:35 GMT -5
**Ebener these points go to greg**
Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to the hot seat. Today we are joined by the sultan of swine, Gm of the Warriors, Pig..
WWHHHHHHHHATTTTT UP BBBBBBABBBBBY YEAHHHHHHHHH. MAHHHHHHHHH MAN JOHNNY OUTLAWZ. What's good with you baby YEEEEAHHHHH.
You've been aching for the hot seat. Anything you want to get off your chest?
Well Outlawz the league is the equivalent of your mothers cooking right now. It's uneventful, boring and is like a giant pile of shit. I feel I want to spice it up. As always I feel like I am not respected as I should be. I am the sultan of swine therefore I am above everyone in this league. I feel like a pesant when truly I am loyalty. Let's blow this clam bake and kick this shit off shall we.
Your team is looking good with the addition of Rip Hamilton. Do you think your team will rebound from the slow start? What other moves are you looking to make? Do you think your team can win it all ?
Do I think my team can rebound from this slow start? Of course I think I can. Listen, 4 of those losses Caron Butler was out due to injury. The other 3 were very close losses. If you don't fear me when you play me you are going to be blind sided. Although teams are getting stronger such as L.A and Portland, I am still the defending Western Conference Champion, so respect me and come knock me off my perch.
Doctor Martinez told me my problem is depth. While taking advice from Martinez usually puts you between a rock and a hard place he somewhat is right. I do have depth, however it is all defensive orientated. I don't mind. I need guys FG percentages to go up, especially Parker. I need him to distribute the ball much more efficiently as well. I need DeShawn Stevenson to score baskets off of the bench as well. Most importantly I need Al Jefferson to shoot better then .275 from the fucking field. AL Jeff couldn't throw a ball into a hookers vagina from 2 feet right now. I am not worried though. Coach H told me to run a lap. I ran it.
A lot of teams are adding star power to their teams to make a run at the title. Who do you think has made the best move?
Dosen't fucking matter because I am winning this shit. Basone has been really surprising me of late. Making some good moves and definitely rising in my GM rankings. I had problems with the Blazers last year and now they are getting a lot better, and I really like this mentality that Basone takes. Mark has made a lot of strong moves too. His guys like mine aren't really producing to 100 percent right now, I expect him to be strong. Martinez is making really good moves too. He bought a switch blade and an arsenal of glocks to combat to oncoming onslaught of Johnny Outlawz and all his nigggas. YEAHHHHH GANG FIGHTS MO FUCKAS. STREETS ON FIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAA. Hide your children, hide your women cause shit is gonna be poppin. One Love.
Lets stay a little from BBS. Is habes really a 2 beer queer?
Don't drink with him that much but I saw him drinking Mike Hard Cranberry at this bitches house the other night. And when I meant bitch, I mean high maintenance, prissy ass mother fucker who dosen't put out to her man. I mean come on what is this shit, this is fucking AMERICA. If a man wants a little vagina here and there he god damn deserves that vagina. Yours and my forefathers, (DJ dosen't count because he is canadian) came to this land for freedom, liberty and the desire to get vagina whenever they want. FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Anywhooooo, I mean c'mon Mikes Hard Cranberry. Jesus Christ, I think I would look more manly with Versace sunglasses, lipstick and Sex in the City on my Ipod movie then to drink Mike's Hard Cranberry (DJ that is sarcasm, don't get any ideas). Drink a beer, pound some whiskey, drink rubbing alcohol for all I care. Sure you might die, but you'll die like a man. YEAHHHH.
Any other good stories about the CT boys?
You always ask this. Dan went to Walmart and shot up the place over a stick of gum, a 12 pack of Capri-Sun and a rake. Mark robbed Home Depot of $67.89 of Albertan Oak (Why don't you just get a fucking axe Paul Bunyan). I don't know any stories Outlawz. What do I look like, fucking Aesop. Get a clue. One Love. Run a lap.
Who do you think is the most overrated gm? Can name more than one.
I don't know. When your on the top such as myself you don't really tend to look behind you. Unless your being chased by police. (Yeah martinez me and Outlawz boys are fucking coming for you baby. YEEEEEAHHH) I think people overrate Nova a bit. Possibly James, not really though. Maniac could be overrated but he might not be. I am not trying to dodge the question, I am just still pissed off Aaroneaney was drinking Mikes Hard Cranberry. If Aaron went on a picnic with Outlawz mum (that's for you James) I think Homeland Security might put the United States on Red-Alert. I mean the culinary expertise between the two is just as bad as All-Stars chances getting past 45 wins in the next decade. You get my jist. One Love.
With Habes trying to get people do gm rankings where do you rank yourself and who do you think are the 3 best/worst gm's?
Well it depends how you rate GM's. I definitely think I am top 10 in this league I mean look at the stats. I am 10th in W/L percentage over the course of BBS but the stat that stands out to me is the fact I am 3rd in Playoff Win percentage behind Dallas and NY and have had two trips to the finals. If fucking Donaghy wasn't referring Game 7 all the time I could of easily had two ships by now. What does all this mean? I rarely have 40 win seasons, when I compete it is always for the championships. If you think 4 or 5 straight 45-50 win seasons is better then 2-3 50-60 win seasons with an actual contender results in a better GM then I can't argue with that. If you believe in the latter then I don't see why you can't consider me one of the higher echelon GM's in this league. I am not afraid to trade youth for veterans, I won't hesitate to pull the trigger on trading top prospects for older stars. I really don't like to sit on youth for 4 years and get stuck in a do or die situation. Most importantly I always have everything planned, and in order to do well in this league that is an important aspect. Have everything planned 3 or 4 years down the road. I learned that the hard way when I came into the league and then studied the Reilly's and Krupinski's and how they operate.
Best three GM's are Outlawz, Reilly and Krupinski. The latter two don't seem to have the time anymore. Mark is a close 4th. Always has a plan and that is key.
Worst Three GM's are the ones with really shitty planning. All-Star, Nova and Galo. I am one of the rare GM's in here who might actually like All-Star's personality even though he can be a pre-madonna at times he is a good guy. He seem's all over the place as far as structure of his team. Don't get me wrong I think he can get talent, it's just the way he plans and structures his teams are all over the place.
Nova. Nice guy. Wish he played football because I think he could be an absolutley diesel offensive linemen. As far as BBS is concerned he only impresses me when he gets a stiff kick in the ass (A.K.A Contract Year). Someone should honestly tie a rod to his back with a boot tied to it and he would be an absolute diesel GM. But it would be against my will to leave out the person with the worst winning percentage, and worst playoff apperances(although he dosen't do to bad when he gets there.) out of the list. You will never succeed if you wait on a team for 4 years and tell yourself "Holy Shit I gotta make some moves to stay in the league." It happens too often with Nova and it bothers me because I see the potential. I could easily place Ducky over Nova but I think Ducky is a lost cause.
Galo: Most atrocious planning, FA signing in the league bar none. Nice guy. Guy I would never want to fight in person. He would probably squash me. Like what me and outlawz boys are doing to Martinez next week. (45th and Lexington, be there by the brothel and bring your A game bitch) Whatever I can say about Galo has already been said though.
James recently wrote an article on his opinions on the eastern gm's. Do the same thing about these 5 teams
Dallas-Hasn't had the time and it shows. His bullying style of GM'ing is pretty fucking ridiculous though however I am pretty sure it has benefited him in the long run. I like to see Dave succeed however because he makes great teams and brings in some great controversy. Then I don't like Dave succeeding because we hear about it for the next year (real time). Overall, it's bad for the league that his activity has died. I think he brings several vital components to the social aspect to the league that we missed last season.
Memphis-Improving slowly. Absolutely hilarious. Don't think he can create a championship caliber team yet but he is getting there. Too bad he is gonna be floating in the East River after team PIGLAWZ comes after him. He could of been a really solid GM in a couple seasons.
Pacers-See above
Magic-Run a lap. Seriously run a fucking lap. One of the most premier planners in BBS. Too bad I feel like some of those plans go to shit sometimes. I compare Aaron to a mad scientist. Makes some awesome creation and somehow it malfunctions...sometimes. James compared Aaron to Skillz and I can somewhat see that resemblance. However I believe Aaron plans better then Skillz, and when shit faulters I think he rebounds better then anyone in the league. You have to appreciate his ability to take huge risks as well. Rebuilding without his picks, etc. When the stars align for Aaron and everything is in place you have a very dangerous GM and a very dangerous team.
Raptors-Guy gets lucky. Without his luck I don't know where he would be right now. Really has dropped since the last BBS but we all need to get lucky sometimes. Feel like he is easier to trade with now but not as wild about him as I use to be. (Not in a sexual way DJ don't get excited, I know you want to start "Shakin the Bacon") I really can't give that valid of an analysis on him. Sorry.
Cavs-BTW YAFH. No just joking James, I actually like you. One of my favorite people in the league. EHAUTSA, that no one can understand. I mean James to you go up to your mates and go B-T-W instead of saying "By the way" Fucking ridiculous. Go play some fucking scrabble. He really hasn't wowed me as a GM though. He was one of those guys who I thought might be very strong coming into this version of BBS but really hasn't given me that "wow" factor, I think it is there though, because I have seen spots of strong managerial Skillz out of him. As far as planning is concerned I feel like he has the basis down but it is structured very weakly. Out of every GM in the league I feel James (with the exception of Nova) would benefit the most out of studying the Knicks, Mavericks, Pistons and how they create their teams. If I was doing a GM ranking I would probably play him in the middle of the pack as I think he can make a championship caliber team.
In my opinion there are 8 GM's in this league that cannot make championship caliber teams. Some of which I believe who could do so in due time. A bunch of other GM's are above that cusp line while the rest I believe are real strong.
Some notes.
-I really wished Jah focused on one league and not 20. I would really be excited to see what he could do if BBS was his only league. I think he could definitely be a top 5 gm in this league if he had the time.
-Nova really isn't in my bottom 3. I just really wanted him to hear what I said because I hope it could be some benefit to him in the future. There is one GM who I think is really awful and no it isn't Ducky or Martinez, and I think people will be shocked to who it is. I will leave that name for another time, as there is always another hot seat.
-I really never considered Basone a great gm. I thought he was middle of the pack. Recently he has really surprised me with these moves. Although not flawless, it was very good and I was very surprised. I really like to see how it turns out for him.
-When is Maniac going to wake up and realize he is a move away from making a diesel team. He has been sitting on the same guys for 3 years and always has been so close to making a sick ass team.
-I expect Mark to surpass Reilly and Krupinski pretty soon as far as GM'ing is concerned, if he hasn't already. Time really killed those two and it sucks for the league.
-Will Jordan ever get a championship? He is by far the best GM who hasn't gotten one yet. It is bound to happen soon.
-Finally, how many people hate me after this hot seat. I don't mean to get personal, I just like to get controverisal. Controversy helps GM's and makes them stronger IMO. So please, feel free to comment on what I have said. If you disagree, I would love to hear why. I will have a friendly debate, no need to get personal that is not my intention. Just what I see and observe and not afraid to say. I tried to be as non bias as possible and as truthful as possible. So please refrain from going "Pig me and my niggas are gonna grab torches and pitchforks and coming to your house tommorow night." If your gonna do it make it a Sunday because any other day I will probably be drunk and want to watch a shitty independant film.
Have a nice day
You are now off the hotseat
Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to the hot seat. Today we are joined by the sultan of swine, Gm of the Warriors, Pig..
WWHHHHHHHHATTTTT UP BBBBBBABBBBBY YEAHHHHHHHHH. MAHHHHHHHHH MAN JOHNNY OUTLAWZ. What's good with you baby YEEEEAHHHHH.
You've been aching for the hot seat. Anything you want to get off your chest?
Well Outlawz the league is the equivalent of your mothers cooking right now. It's uneventful, boring and is like a giant pile of shit. I feel I want to spice it up. As always I feel like I am not respected as I should be. I am the sultan of swine therefore I am above everyone in this league. I feel like a pesant when truly I am loyalty. Let's blow this clam bake and kick this shit off shall we.
Your team is looking good with the addition of Rip Hamilton. Do you think your team will rebound from the slow start? What other moves are you looking to make? Do you think your team can win it all ?
Do I think my team can rebound from this slow start? Of course I think I can. Listen, 4 of those losses Caron Butler was out due to injury. The other 3 were very close losses. If you don't fear me when you play me you are going to be blind sided. Although teams are getting stronger such as L.A and Portland, I am still the defending Western Conference Champion, so respect me and come knock me off my perch.
Doctor Martinez told me my problem is depth. While taking advice from Martinez usually puts you between a rock and a hard place he somewhat is right. I do have depth, however it is all defensive orientated. I don't mind. I need guys FG percentages to go up, especially Parker. I need him to distribute the ball much more efficiently as well. I need DeShawn Stevenson to score baskets off of the bench as well. Most importantly I need Al Jefferson to shoot better then .275 from the fucking field. AL Jeff couldn't throw a ball into a hookers vagina from 2 feet right now. I am not worried though. Coach H told me to run a lap. I ran it.
A lot of teams are adding star power to their teams to make a run at the title. Who do you think has made the best move?
Dosen't fucking matter because I am winning this shit. Basone has been really surprising me of late. Making some good moves and definitely rising in my GM rankings. I had problems with the Blazers last year and now they are getting a lot better, and I really like this mentality that Basone takes. Mark has made a lot of strong moves too. His guys like mine aren't really producing to 100 percent right now, I expect him to be strong. Martinez is making really good moves too. He bought a switch blade and an arsenal of glocks to combat to oncoming onslaught of Johnny Outlawz and all his nigggas. YEAHHHHH GANG FIGHTS MO FUCKAS. STREETS ON FIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAA. Hide your children, hide your women cause shit is gonna be poppin. One Love.
Lets stay a little from BBS. Is habes really a 2 beer queer?
Don't drink with him that much but I saw him drinking Mike Hard Cranberry at this bitches house the other night. And when I meant bitch, I mean high maintenance, prissy ass mother fucker who dosen't put out to her man. I mean come on what is this shit, this is fucking AMERICA. If a man wants a little vagina here and there he god damn deserves that vagina. Yours and my forefathers, (DJ dosen't count because he is canadian) came to this land for freedom, liberty and the desire to get vagina whenever they want. FUCKING BULLSHIT.
Anywhooooo, I mean c'mon Mikes Hard Cranberry. Jesus Christ, I think I would look more manly with Versace sunglasses, lipstick and Sex in the City on my Ipod movie then to drink Mike's Hard Cranberry (DJ that is sarcasm, don't get any ideas). Drink a beer, pound some whiskey, drink rubbing alcohol for all I care. Sure you might die, but you'll die like a man. YEAHHHH.
Any other good stories about the CT boys?
You always ask this. Dan went to Walmart and shot up the place over a stick of gum, a 12 pack of Capri-Sun and a rake. Mark robbed Home Depot of $67.89 of Albertan Oak (Why don't you just get a fucking axe Paul Bunyan). I don't know any stories Outlawz. What do I look like, fucking Aesop. Get a clue. One Love. Run a lap.
Who do you think is the most overrated gm? Can name more than one.
I don't know. When your on the top such as myself you don't really tend to look behind you. Unless your being chased by police. (Yeah martinez me and Outlawz boys are fucking coming for you baby. YEEEEEAHHH) I think people overrate Nova a bit. Possibly James, not really though. Maniac could be overrated but he might not be. I am not trying to dodge the question, I am just still pissed off Aaroneaney was drinking Mikes Hard Cranberry. If Aaron went on a picnic with Outlawz mum (that's for you James) I think Homeland Security might put the United States on Red-Alert. I mean the culinary expertise between the two is just as bad as All-Stars chances getting past 45 wins in the next decade. You get my jist. One Love.
With Habes trying to get people do gm rankings where do you rank yourself and who do you think are the 3 best/worst gm's?
Well it depends how you rate GM's. I definitely think I am top 10 in this league I mean look at the stats. I am 10th in W/L percentage over the course of BBS but the stat that stands out to me is the fact I am 3rd in Playoff Win percentage behind Dallas and NY and have had two trips to the finals. If fucking Donaghy wasn't referring Game 7 all the time I could of easily had two ships by now. What does all this mean? I rarely have 40 win seasons, when I compete it is always for the championships. If you think 4 or 5 straight 45-50 win seasons is better then 2-3 50-60 win seasons with an actual contender results in a better GM then I can't argue with that. If you believe in the latter then I don't see why you can't consider me one of the higher echelon GM's in this league. I am not afraid to trade youth for veterans, I won't hesitate to pull the trigger on trading top prospects for older stars. I really don't like to sit on youth for 4 years and get stuck in a do or die situation. Most importantly I always have everything planned, and in order to do well in this league that is an important aspect. Have everything planned 3 or 4 years down the road. I learned that the hard way when I came into the league and then studied the Reilly's and Krupinski's and how they operate.
Best three GM's are Outlawz, Reilly and Krupinski. The latter two don't seem to have the time anymore. Mark is a close 4th. Always has a plan and that is key.
Worst Three GM's are the ones with really shitty planning. All-Star, Nova and Galo. I am one of the rare GM's in here who might actually like All-Star's personality even though he can be a pre-madonna at times he is a good guy. He seem's all over the place as far as structure of his team. Don't get me wrong I think he can get talent, it's just the way he plans and structures his teams are all over the place.
Nova. Nice guy. Wish he played football because I think he could be an absolutley diesel offensive linemen. As far as BBS is concerned he only impresses me when he gets a stiff kick in the ass (A.K.A Contract Year). Someone should honestly tie a rod to his back with a boot tied to it and he would be an absolute diesel GM. But it would be against my will to leave out the person with the worst winning percentage, and worst playoff apperances(although he dosen't do to bad when he gets there.) out of the list. You will never succeed if you wait on a team for 4 years and tell yourself "Holy Shit I gotta make some moves to stay in the league." It happens too often with Nova and it bothers me because I see the potential. I could easily place Ducky over Nova but I think Ducky is a lost cause.
Galo: Most atrocious planning, FA signing in the league bar none. Nice guy. Guy I would never want to fight in person. He would probably squash me. Like what me and outlawz boys are doing to Martinez next week. (45th and Lexington, be there by the brothel and bring your A game bitch) Whatever I can say about Galo has already been said though.
James recently wrote an article on his opinions on the eastern gm's. Do the same thing about these 5 teams
Dallas-Hasn't had the time and it shows. His bullying style of GM'ing is pretty fucking ridiculous though however I am pretty sure it has benefited him in the long run. I like to see Dave succeed however because he makes great teams and brings in some great controversy. Then I don't like Dave succeeding because we hear about it for the next year (real time). Overall, it's bad for the league that his activity has died. I think he brings several vital components to the social aspect to the league that we missed last season.
Memphis-Improving slowly. Absolutely hilarious. Don't think he can create a championship caliber team yet but he is getting there. Too bad he is gonna be floating in the East River after team PIGLAWZ comes after him. He could of been a really solid GM in a couple seasons.
Pacers-See above
Magic-Run a lap. Seriously run a fucking lap. One of the most premier planners in BBS. Too bad I feel like some of those plans go to shit sometimes. I compare Aaron to a mad scientist. Makes some awesome creation and somehow it malfunctions...sometimes. James compared Aaron to Skillz and I can somewhat see that resemblance. However I believe Aaron plans better then Skillz, and when shit faulters I think he rebounds better then anyone in the league. You have to appreciate his ability to take huge risks as well. Rebuilding without his picks, etc. When the stars align for Aaron and everything is in place you have a very dangerous GM and a very dangerous team.
Raptors-Guy gets lucky. Without his luck I don't know where he would be right now. Really has dropped since the last BBS but we all need to get lucky sometimes. Feel like he is easier to trade with now but not as wild about him as I use to be. (Not in a sexual way DJ don't get excited, I know you want to start "Shakin the Bacon") I really can't give that valid of an analysis on him. Sorry.
Cavs-BTW YAFH. No just joking James, I actually like you. One of my favorite people in the league. EHAUTSA, that no one can understand. I mean James to you go up to your mates and go B-T-W instead of saying "By the way" Fucking ridiculous. Go play some fucking scrabble. He really hasn't wowed me as a GM though. He was one of those guys who I thought might be very strong coming into this version of BBS but really hasn't given me that "wow" factor, I think it is there though, because I have seen spots of strong managerial Skillz out of him. As far as planning is concerned I feel like he has the basis down but it is structured very weakly. Out of every GM in the league I feel James (with the exception of Nova) would benefit the most out of studying the Knicks, Mavericks, Pistons and how they create their teams. If I was doing a GM ranking I would probably play him in the middle of the pack as I think he can make a championship caliber team.
In my opinion there are 8 GM's in this league that cannot make championship caliber teams. Some of which I believe who could do so in due time. A bunch of other GM's are above that cusp line while the rest I believe are real strong.
Some notes.
-I really wished Jah focused on one league and not 20. I would really be excited to see what he could do if BBS was his only league. I think he could definitely be a top 5 gm in this league if he had the time.
-Nova really isn't in my bottom 3. I just really wanted him to hear what I said because I hope it could be some benefit to him in the future. There is one GM who I think is really awful and no it isn't Ducky or Martinez, and I think people will be shocked to who it is. I will leave that name for another time, as there is always another hot seat.
-I really never considered Basone a great gm. I thought he was middle of the pack. Recently he has really surprised me with these moves. Although not flawless, it was very good and I was very surprised. I really like to see how it turns out for him.
-When is Maniac going to wake up and realize he is a move away from making a diesel team. He has been sitting on the same guys for 3 years and always has been so close to making a sick ass team.
-I expect Mark to surpass Reilly and Krupinski pretty soon as far as GM'ing is concerned, if he hasn't already. Time really killed those two and it sucks for the league.
-Will Jordan ever get a championship? He is by far the best GM who hasn't gotten one yet. It is bound to happen soon.
-Finally, how many people hate me after this hot seat. I don't mean to get personal, I just like to get controverisal. Controversy helps GM's and makes them stronger IMO. So please, feel free to comment on what I have said. If you disagree, I would love to hear why. I will have a friendly debate, no need to get personal that is not my intention. Just what I see and observe and not afraid to say. I tried to be as non bias as possible and as truthful as possible. So please refrain from going "Pig me and my niggas are gonna grab torches and pitchforks and coming to your house tommorow night." If your gonna do it make it a Sunday because any other day I will probably be drunk and want to watch a shitty independant film.
Have a nice day
You are now off the hotseat
