Post by Sheryl Yoast on Aug 15, 2008 17:41:53 GMT -5
Welcome to the Mother Fucking Mean Ass Pigpen. Sponsored by Outlawz Glocks and Gats. "Outlawz, you drill em, we spill em sppppppppppppppplatttt" I am your host Pig and today we got a fucking Maniac on the loose in the forums. AllHailManiac is repping this shit and we got to be mean for this mother fucker because the Pig senses....
Anger
Lets start this shit up.
What GM's do you hate the most in this league. Top 5 and why.
- 1. Easily Marty. Basically, he’s a fuck up. He reminds me of the drug dealer from the first Harold and Kumar. He thinks he’s cool, but even the battleshit girls wouldn’t fuck him. He’s holding onto my 2012 pick and thinks he’ll lowball me for Gilbert. Fuck that. I’d rather sit on my team now and just barely win 40 games for the next two years than give that fuckin’ cunt muscle and satisfaction.
2. James. He’s god awful annoying. He talks shit about everyone but fails to realize how fucking stupid he sounds every time he types something. And I know I’m not the only person that hates all the fucking stupid little abbreviations (gl, bl, fuck off!!!!). He’s a shitty GM and a shitty person. Pretty simple. Plus, he deletes peoples posts in N3N for no reason. He has no power there.
3. Ducky. He loves god way to much and believes the most outlandish bullshit. Dude, evolution will shit on you. Plus, he’s pretty dumb. I don’t really like dumb people. And he looks like a fucking doofus – what kind of kid actually cuts his own hair and expects people to respect him? Come on now.
4. Krup. Come on now dude. You compared my arguing Pitt as a top five team to you arguing St. John’s as a top 25 team. Dude, St. John’s might lose to a team full of fucking blind children. It’s just not the same. Plus, you’re hateful. You never concede defeat and I really lost respect for you with the whole 2050 pick situation. Fuck off with that dumb shit.
5. Nova. He’s a little prick. Way to smug and he always tries to act more intelligent than he really is. He consistently sends out these homo ass lowball offers that nobody in their right mind would do. I’m not sure what he expects when he does shit like that. Plus, like I said, he’s smug. I don’t like smug people, except myself of course.
What GM do you think other GM's think your on par or around the same level with in this league. Tell me why you are better then that GM.
- I think people put me in the middle of the pack. For comparisons sake I’ll say Nova and A2J. People fail to realize that I always have a plan for my teams. I truly believe I had a championship caliber team built, but I have awful sim league luck. Truly, awful. I had Arenas/Hinrich/QRich/Jamison/Collins, with a couple solid guys off the bench. I was going to trade Hinrich for Joe Johnson, another 20 PPG scorer and a stud who was about 26 at the time. Arenas would’ve dominated at PG, like he still does now, with that core. I truly believe that team would’ve scored 117+ PPG. I think I’d have won two championships with that squad. So what happens? Fucking Hinrich leaves. Plus, I had lost Randolph already in this league. Most people don’t lose two players to FA in the span of an entire fucking league – I did in like five seasons. Fuck you all that say I’ve sat on Arenas. I had no choice but to keep him – I built my core by trading away future picks and then I got fucked. This is really the first year that I’ve had my own pick in a while so I had to keep him until now. Nova sits on players worse than I do. I value my players, sure, but I just want a fair deal. He wants to rape everyone. Fuck that, you’re like 12. A2J makes rash decisions a lot – I’m the opposite. I’ll say fuck you and wait a year on a deal if I have to. I’m better than both of them – no doubt.
Who is an overrated GM that thinks he is all fucking that but really isn't. In other words who thinks that they are better then they really are and tell them why they should shut the fuck up.
- Habes. He’s cocky. However, he does dumb things. How do you get caught in the hard cap like that? Give me a break. Fucking stupid. He’s a good GM, I guess, but he isn’t nearly as good as he thinks. I like him, sometimes, but still – chill with the ego. I’d knock it the fuck out of you if you ever talked stupid like that in real life. I’ll go Outlawz on your ass and drive to New Canaan. Play will bring the hammer.
If you were Spence what would you do differently?
- Quit being so nice. Fire some fucking people. Keelty sucks. These new hires suck – Lums and the Ninja Turtle (the ninja turtle is so much cooler than don though). Fire them. Don’t warn them. Fire them. Get them the hell out of here and replace them with a rock for all I care. They’re useless. Also, quit cheating me all the time. Really. I lose Randolph and Hinrich? Fuck that. I know what you’re up to you fucking cunt muscle.
There is a gang fight in the streets. Team BBS goes to war with Team NBN. Pick 6 members that are the most loyal to BBS and who are strong GM's, then do the same for NBN. Who wins and how. Who are the better GM's. Fuck it, what is the better league and why. Which league has more douchebags, which league is more fun. Your in both so your insight is appreciated.
- Oh wow. Team BBS consists Habes, Krup, you, Marty..oh wait..strong GM’s..nevermind. Anyway, the first three, Mark, eboner (especially now), and of course Spence – the team captain. Team N3N consists of Play, Aar, me, Dash, Hype, and Blu. I’m more loyal to N3N, I guess. That was the first ‘big league’ to give me a chance and I have to stick by their side – especially when people talk shit. I love BBS also, but fuck it, I like to fight. I’m clearly going to be biased and say the second set of GM’s is better from top to bottom. The BBS GM’s are probably a little more loyal to their league, but they’d lose in a fight. Dash and Hype are two of my favorite GM’s – I think they’re as good as anyone. Aar is stingy and a bitch to deal with, but he’s a great GM. I’m just great. Play is cool and does a great job of running that league. The old NBN was the best sim league ever – I truly believe that. Not sure if it will ever be touched. The new version is starting to catch fire. BBS has more douchebags. Marty, Krup, Habes, etc. It’s bad. However, when Scott was in N3N he was untouchable. That’s the most hateful fuck ever. He’s a racist hate monger. I wish he’d join BBS – it’d be an endless stream of arguments. I’m in both leagues and I’m definitely a douchebag. I like being mean and I’m probably the most stubborn person you’ll ever encounter. More fun? BBS is probably a little more fun when everyone is in full hate mode. I love arguing. I still stick with N3N as the better league. Main event of all this would be Eboner v. Play. Fun stuff there. Hammer match.
Why do so many people suck Will Clapton's dick time in and time out. Why does he have such a following?
- Who knows? I certainly don’t. I hated his smug attitude and his dark side approach to everything. Chill, dude – who the fuck are you? He’s loyal though and was a really good GM, I can’t deny that. I’m just the type of person that clashes with other big ego’s and he certainly had that. We never really got along well and it just boiled over. I won though – he quit like a bitch. People are far to loyal to him though. Aar even said that the league may as well fold – he’s the heart and soul of the league. WHAT??? One GM? Really? He hasn’t even done a thing for the fucking league in like a year. Plus, he’s whiny. Fuck him.
Who is embodies the most qualities of a homosexual in this league.
- Marty by far. We’ve seen the homo pictures and he just acts like a little fuckball. Plus, Spaniards are dirty. Homo’s are also dirty. Yet another match. He thinks he’s funny when he definitely really isn’t – another homo quality. He humps men – I think that’s a homo quality. He’s an idiot – homo’s are idiot. What kind of intelligent person likes a dick? Come on now. I could go on all day – the comparisons are endless.
Did Katie give Aaron mono?
- Yeah. I told Habes how to handle it. Get that bitch pregnant and walkkkk away. You’ll really get the last laugh there. She gives you mono, you bust in her. Seems like a fair trade-off to me. I mean, you’re breaking up anyway. She’s at the beach spreading that mono around even more right now. You know she’s fucking someone down there. Give her a baby, don’t pay child support, and just laugh it up.
Is Nanz full of himself. Does he strike you as an egotistical bitch that stares at himself in the mirror all day. Or is he humble?
- I love people that think they’re good enough at Madden to pick a shitty team. Dude, I’ll run a train on you. Kinda’ like Katie is getting a train run on her right now. I don’t mind Nanz – he’s done a real good job with his team and should be a little cocky in that right. But still, fuck that. You suck at Madden kid. I don’t care if you have a Will Clapton nut swinging following. Be the Raiders. Cool. I’ll be the Steelers, a normal rated team because I’m not a dipshit, and I’ll win. I’m a winner.
Pick and Choose and explain why.
Whiskey or Beer?
- Beer. I’m a beer person. I like some good liquor, especially some solid Crown, but I get stupid with it. I tend to drink liquor straight and in large quantities. Usually results in me doing dumb things. I like the taste of beer, I can sit and enjoy it.
Haberman or Mark?
- Mark. He’s real chill and a smart guy. I think I’d be better friends in real life with him than I would with Habes. Habes kinda’ reminds me of my old roommate – real corny. I don’t like corny people – they annoy the hell out of me. Act normal sometimes kid.
Big Tits or Big Ass?
- I love tits. First thing I go for. Fun to play with, fun to look at, what else do you need? They can serve as a pillow also. I love resting my head on them. Mmmmm.
Pig's Pig Pens or Outlawz whack ass grimey ass Hot Seat's
- This Pig Pen was legit. These answers have been legit. That hot seat really sucked and eboners answers were lame. No controversy. No hate. Where’s the hate??
Krupinskis Sister or Martinez's Mom
- Marty’s mom. I’d get that bitch pregnant to and then abort the shit with some bleach and a coat hanger.
Krupinski or Martinez
- Krup, I guess. It’s like picking whether I’d want syphilis or gonorrhea, but Marty is the root of all evil. Definitely the anti-christ.
Thanks Pig. I needed this.
Anger
Lets start this shit up.
What GM's do you hate the most in this league. Top 5 and why.
- 1. Easily Marty. Basically, he’s a fuck up. He reminds me of the drug dealer from the first Harold and Kumar. He thinks he’s cool, but even the battleshit girls wouldn’t fuck him. He’s holding onto my 2012 pick and thinks he’ll lowball me for Gilbert. Fuck that. I’d rather sit on my team now and just barely win 40 games for the next two years than give that fuckin’ cunt muscle and satisfaction.
2. James. He’s god awful annoying. He talks shit about everyone but fails to realize how fucking stupid he sounds every time he types something. And I know I’m not the only person that hates all the fucking stupid little abbreviations (gl, bl, fuck off!!!!). He’s a shitty GM and a shitty person. Pretty simple. Plus, he deletes peoples posts in N3N for no reason. He has no power there.
3. Ducky. He loves god way to much and believes the most outlandish bullshit. Dude, evolution will shit on you. Plus, he’s pretty dumb. I don’t really like dumb people. And he looks like a fucking doofus – what kind of kid actually cuts his own hair and expects people to respect him? Come on now.
4. Krup. Come on now dude. You compared my arguing Pitt as a top five team to you arguing St. John’s as a top 25 team. Dude, St. John’s might lose to a team full of fucking blind children. It’s just not the same. Plus, you’re hateful. You never concede defeat and I really lost respect for you with the whole 2050 pick situation. Fuck off with that dumb shit.
5. Nova. He’s a little prick. Way to smug and he always tries to act more intelligent than he really is. He consistently sends out these homo ass lowball offers that nobody in their right mind would do. I’m not sure what he expects when he does shit like that. Plus, like I said, he’s smug. I don’t like smug people, except myself of course.
What GM do you think other GM's think your on par or around the same level with in this league. Tell me why you are better then that GM.
- I think people put me in the middle of the pack. For comparisons sake I’ll say Nova and A2J. People fail to realize that I always have a plan for my teams. I truly believe I had a championship caliber team built, but I have awful sim league luck. Truly, awful. I had Arenas/Hinrich/QRich/Jamison/Collins, with a couple solid guys off the bench. I was going to trade Hinrich for Joe Johnson, another 20 PPG scorer and a stud who was about 26 at the time. Arenas would’ve dominated at PG, like he still does now, with that core. I truly believe that team would’ve scored 117+ PPG. I think I’d have won two championships with that squad. So what happens? Fucking Hinrich leaves. Plus, I had lost Randolph already in this league. Most people don’t lose two players to FA in the span of an entire fucking league – I did in like five seasons. Fuck you all that say I’ve sat on Arenas. I had no choice but to keep him – I built my core by trading away future picks and then I got fucked. This is really the first year that I’ve had my own pick in a while so I had to keep him until now. Nova sits on players worse than I do. I value my players, sure, but I just want a fair deal. He wants to rape everyone. Fuck that, you’re like 12. A2J makes rash decisions a lot – I’m the opposite. I’ll say fuck you and wait a year on a deal if I have to. I’m better than both of them – no doubt.
Who is an overrated GM that thinks he is all fucking that but really isn't. In other words who thinks that they are better then they really are and tell them why they should shut the fuck up.
- Habes. He’s cocky. However, he does dumb things. How do you get caught in the hard cap like that? Give me a break. Fucking stupid. He’s a good GM, I guess, but he isn’t nearly as good as he thinks. I like him, sometimes, but still – chill with the ego. I’d knock it the fuck out of you if you ever talked stupid like that in real life. I’ll go Outlawz on your ass and drive to New Canaan. Play will bring the hammer.
If you were Spence what would you do differently?
- Quit being so nice. Fire some fucking people. Keelty sucks. These new hires suck – Lums and the Ninja Turtle (the ninja turtle is so much cooler than don though). Fire them. Don’t warn them. Fire them. Get them the hell out of here and replace them with a rock for all I care. They’re useless. Also, quit cheating me all the time. Really. I lose Randolph and Hinrich? Fuck that. I know what you’re up to you fucking cunt muscle.
There is a gang fight in the streets. Team BBS goes to war with Team NBN. Pick 6 members that are the most loyal to BBS and who are strong GM's, then do the same for NBN. Who wins and how. Who are the better GM's. Fuck it, what is the better league and why. Which league has more douchebags, which league is more fun. Your in both so your insight is appreciated.
- Oh wow. Team BBS consists Habes, Krup, you, Marty..oh wait..strong GM’s..nevermind. Anyway, the first three, Mark, eboner (especially now), and of course Spence – the team captain. Team N3N consists of Play, Aar, me, Dash, Hype, and Blu. I’m more loyal to N3N, I guess. That was the first ‘big league’ to give me a chance and I have to stick by their side – especially when people talk shit. I love BBS also, but fuck it, I like to fight. I’m clearly going to be biased and say the second set of GM’s is better from top to bottom. The BBS GM’s are probably a little more loyal to their league, but they’d lose in a fight. Dash and Hype are two of my favorite GM’s – I think they’re as good as anyone. Aar is stingy and a bitch to deal with, but he’s a great GM. I’m just great. Play is cool and does a great job of running that league. The old NBN was the best sim league ever – I truly believe that. Not sure if it will ever be touched. The new version is starting to catch fire. BBS has more douchebags. Marty, Krup, Habes, etc. It’s bad. However, when Scott was in N3N he was untouchable. That’s the most hateful fuck ever. He’s a racist hate monger. I wish he’d join BBS – it’d be an endless stream of arguments. I’m in both leagues and I’m definitely a douchebag. I like being mean and I’m probably the most stubborn person you’ll ever encounter. More fun? BBS is probably a little more fun when everyone is in full hate mode. I love arguing. I still stick with N3N as the better league. Main event of all this would be Eboner v. Play. Fun stuff there. Hammer match.
Why do so many people suck Will Clapton's dick time in and time out. Why does he have such a following?
- Who knows? I certainly don’t. I hated his smug attitude and his dark side approach to everything. Chill, dude – who the fuck are you? He’s loyal though and was a really good GM, I can’t deny that. I’m just the type of person that clashes with other big ego’s and he certainly had that. We never really got along well and it just boiled over. I won though – he quit like a bitch. People are far to loyal to him though. Aar even said that the league may as well fold – he’s the heart and soul of the league. WHAT??? One GM? Really? He hasn’t even done a thing for the fucking league in like a year. Plus, he’s whiny. Fuck him.
Who is embodies the most qualities of a homosexual in this league.
- Marty by far. We’ve seen the homo pictures and he just acts like a little fuckball. Plus, Spaniards are dirty. Homo’s are also dirty. Yet another match. He thinks he’s funny when he definitely really isn’t – another homo quality. He humps men – I think that’s a homo quality. He’s an idiot – homo’s are idiot. What kind of intelligent person likes a dick? Come on now. I could go on all day – the comparisons are endless.
Did Katie give Aaron mono?
- Yeah. I told Habes how to handle it. Get that bitch pregnant and walkkkk away. You’ll really get the last laugh there. She gives you mono, you bust in her. Seems like a fair trade-off to me. I mean, you’re breaking up anyway. She’s at the beach spreading that mono around even more right now. You know she’s fucking someone down there. Give her a baby, don’t pay child support, and just laugh it up.
Is Nanz full of himself. Does he strike you as an egotistical bitch that stares at himself in the mirror all day. Or is he humble?
- I love people that think they’re good enough at Madden to pick a shitty team. Dude, I’ll run a train on you. Kinda’ like Katie is getting a train run on her right now. I don’t mind Nanz – he’s done a real good job with his team and should be a little cocky in that right. But still, fuck that. You suck at Madden kid. I don’t care if you have a Will Clapton nut swinging following. Be the Raiders. Cool. I’ll be the Steelers, a normal rated team because I’m not a dipshit, and I’ll win. I’m a winner.
Pick and Choose and explain why.
Whiskey or Beer?
- Beer. I’m a beer person. I like some good liquor, especially some solid Crown, but I get stupid with it. I tend to drink liquor straight and in large quantities. Usually results in me doing dumb things. I like the taste of beer, I can sit and enjoy it.
Haberman or Mark?
- Mark. He’s real chill and a smart guy. I think I’d be better friends in real life with him than I would with Habes. Habes kinda’ reminds me of my old roommate – real corny. I don’t like corny people – they annoy the hell out of me. Act normal sometimes kid.
Big Tits or Big Ass?
- I love tits. First thing I go for. Fun to play with, fun to look at, what else do you need? They can serve as a pillow also. I love resting my head on them. Mmmmm.
Pig's Pig Pens or Outlawz whack ass grimey ass Hot Seat's
- This Pig Pen was legit. These answers have been legit. That hot seat really sucked and eboners answers were lame. No controversy. No hate. Where’s the hate??
Krupinskis Sister or Martinez's Mom
- Marty’s mom. I’d get that bitch pregnant to and then abort the shit with some bleach and a coat hanger.
Krupinski or Martinez
- Krup, I guess. It’s like picking whether I’d want syphilis or gonorrhea, but Marty is the root of all evil. Definitely the anti-christ.
Thanks Pig. I needed this.