Post by Funky George! on Feb 18, 2008 20:53:37 GMT -5
Spencer Martin's take on the Orlando Magic:
The Orlando Magic have a solid offensive club but it seems as though they like to take out after their GM/Coach Aaron "Matador" Haberman on defense. The Magic are a bunch of shoot first, play defense later type of guys. If they could somehow acquire a big time shot blocker or 2, the offense could carry the defense to victory on most nights. Unfortunately for the Magic brass, shot blockers dont grow on trees, while apples do. Apples are good, you can make apple sauce, apple juice and my personal favorite hot apple cider. Hot apple cider is best served with lemon and a cinnamon stick. Boy are those cinnamon sticks expensive though, perhaps as much as a dollar each at your local Safeway.
The Orlando Magic have a solid offensive club but it seems as though they like to take out after their GM/Coach Aaron "Matador" Haberman on defense. The Magic are a bunch of shoot first, play defense later type of guys. If they could somehow acquire a big time shot blocker or 2, the offense could carry the defense to victory on most nights. Unfortunately for the Magic brass, shot blockers dont grow on trees, while apples do. Apples are good, you can make apple sauce, apple juice and my personal favorite hot apple cider. Hot apple cider is best served with lemon and a cinnamon stick. Boy are those cinnamon sticks expensive though, perhaps as much as a dollar each at your local Safeway.
