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Post by duceisinmyheart on Mar 23, 2008 12:27:33 GMT -5
In this edition of BBS Rapid fire we bring you the myth, the legend, the champion, EBONER!!!!!!! Who? If you had to change one thing about BBS what would it be and why? Eboner:Man, it's tough because right now I really am not seeing a weakness. Good drafts, simming, competition, activity, discussions, articles, what the fuck else is there?If you could replace one GM who would it be? Eboner:Vernon, everyone else has been really active as of late in my opinion, especially with this offseason. I think everyone else is doing their job.What GM seems like he would be cool to party with? Eboner:James, Maniac, Andy. and Mark all seem like really cool guys. I enjoy the first three's smartass personalities!What GM seems like he would be a total party pooper? Eboner:Well Play because he's gay, Nova cuz he's straight boss, and Ducky because he would be too busy watching Oregon suck dick at all their sports. Love ya Duck.What GM is least likely to ever win a championship? Eboner:Vernon, he's probably not ever going to have as much talent as he does with the Spurs and he's wasting that in my opinion. He could easily translate that team and turn them into a serious contender but hasn't in 3 seasons.What GM is the least funny? Eboner:I would say Jah (just seems pretty straight-forward and laid back) but he definitely has unleashed his comedic side a few times on the boards, which is nice to see. And Nova, he just takes Maniac giving him shit, you gotta fire back! Talk about them Steelers, hah.Which GM you just know in real life is a complete nerd? Eboner:AllStar, but he's not exactly a GM i guess, and it's because I just don't like the guy.What GM probably has a hot sister? Eboner:Andy's wife is hot as fuck, ask him for pics. Milf > Sister.What GM will probably become famous? Eboner:Hmm, I'd say Tiger looks like he has the most successful career right now, with a lot of young guys. Too bad the BBS didn't get to laugh at this guy, but we had a guy in NBN for a short period of time cuz he fucking sucked, but he sent us video after video of him dunking on like 7 foot rims and going nuts about it. He sounds pretty successful to me. , That guy was the biggest douche bag I've ever seen in a sim league.
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Post by Dave on Mar 23, 2008 12:59:35 GMT -5
these are stale everyone is saying vernon because these were all done last season and you just haven't posted them
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Post by GMGreggor on Mar 23, 2008 13:44:59 GMT -5
these are stale everyone is saying vernon because these were all done last season and you just haven't posted them Yea. Minus 50 given to whichever team starts with the letter ....ball stops on H. Damn, hope lotto works that well.
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Post by duceisinmyheart on Mar 23, 2008 13:49:27 GMT -5
these are stale everyone is saying vernon because these were all done last season and you just haven't posted them WAAAAH WITTLE CRY BABY!
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Post by Funky George! on Mar 23, 2008 13:49:41 GMT -5
Greg, what you mean?
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Post by GMGreggor on Mar 23, 2008 13:56:21 GMT -5
Minus 50 points from Martinez given to a team at random which just happened to stop on the letter H which would be Houston. Capice?
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Post by A2J on Mar 23, 2008 14:04:26 GMT -5
these are stale everyone is saying vernon because these were all done last season and you just haven't posted them WAAAAH WITTLE CRY BABY! I love the exclamation mark at the end. That showed me that you mean it Marty.
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Post by duceisinmyheart on Mar 23, 2008 14:15:26 GMT -5
I love the exclamation mark at the end. That showed me that you mean it Marty. ok, let's be serious, as much as you think you are, you are FAR from funny. You're better off at being a "rapper" and even that you suck at.
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Post by DB on Mar 23, 2008 14:21:31 GMT -5
not bad, not great.
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Post by A2J on Mar 23, 2008 14:23:37 GMT -5
I love the exclamation mark at the end. That showed me that you mean it Marty. ok, let's be serious, as much as you think you are, you are FAR from funny. You're better off at being a "rapper" and even that you suck at. But I don't want to be serious. Besides, your opinion on my humor is biased cause you don't like me. You're sour Marty. You post sour things. I like to post light things. It's a different mindset really. I only think I'm funny because people have paid me to write shit so they can laugh at it before. I know I suck at rapping dumbass, that's why it's a hobby. You suck at running a sim league team, and yet here you are, sucking away. It's fun. And as much as I suck at rap, I'm better than a shitload of guys who are trying to do it as well, just like as much as you suck at this, you're better than a shitload of guys too. Interesting parallels.
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Post by Funky George! on Mar 23, 2008 14:25:17 GMT -5
ok, let's be serious, as much as you think you are, you are FAR from funny. You're better off at being a "rapper" and even that you suck at. But I don't want to be serious. Besides, your opinion on my humor is biased cause you don't like me. You're sour Marty. You post sour things. I like to post light things. It's a different mindset really. I only think I'm funny because people have paid me to write shit so they can laugh at it before. I know I suck at rapping dumbass, that's why it's a hobby. You suck at running a sim league team, and yet here you are, sucking away. It's fun. And as much as I suck at rap, I'm better than a shitload of guys who are trying to do it as well, just like as much as you suck at this, you're better than a shitload of guys too. Interesting parallels. No, no, no. He sucks at GMing? He's better than you. You are the worst GM here. You're better than a shitload of guys at rapping? Seriously? Who? Nobody who I've ever heard try to rap has been worse than you. You're funny? That's funny.
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Post by Dave on Mar 23, 2008 14:30:40 GMT -5
But I don't want to be serious. Besides, your opinion on my humor is biased cause you don't like me. You're sour Marty. You post sour things. I like to post light things. It's a different mindset really. I only think I'm funny because people have paid me to write shit so they can laugh at it before. I know I suck at rapping dumbass, that's why it's a hobby. You suck at running a sim league team, and yet here you are, sucking away. It's fun. And as much as I suck at rap, I'm better than a shitload of guys who are trying to do it as well, just like as much as you suck at this, you're better than a shitload of guys too. Interesting parallels. No, no, no. He sucks at GMing? He's better than you. You are the worst GM here. You're better than a shitload of guys at rapping? Seriously? Who? Nobody who I've ever heard try to rap has been worse than you. You're funny? That's funny. How can you critique him being a GM when he has only been in the league for a season?
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Post by A2J on Mar 23, 2008 14:32:02 GMT -5
I have no idea who the worst GM here is, but I'm cool with taking the label based on my current performance. I haven't done a good job. We'll see how my team turns out.
You haven't spent a lot of time on the local rap circuit. I would say I'm better than all the guys I've torn apart in battles, which i've been fairly successful at. And I think you're exaggerating there Habes, I know you've heard some shitty 13 year old gangsta's trying to rap before, you know what they sound like.
I am funny dammit! Why can't you two see that? What can I say that will earn a chuckle around here? Gosh. Anyways, I know people who think my writing is very funny. I apologize you two aren't among them. But this is the only way I know how to write, so ... I'm gunna keep doing it, if that's alright with y'all.
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Post by Funky George! on Mar 23, 2008 14:35:22 GMT -5
Sounds like a party
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Post by A2J on Mar 23, 2008 14:39:58 GMT -5
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=100244892Meet Hektik. He's #10 in all of Canada for unsigned hip hop plays today on myspacemusic. I battled Hektik once, and after my first round he got booed off stage before he could start his second round. Now, Hektik has a much larger following than me, has more profile views and a shitload more plays than I do. So just think about how many guys there are even WORSE than him AND me trying to rap.
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Post by A2J on Mar 23, 2008 14:40:46 GMT -5
With chips and punch. Mafucka.
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Post by duceisinmyheart on Mar 23, 2008 15:20:07 GMT -5
You're one of a million white fags who think they can rap.
I don't hate you. In fact I could care less about you.
You and Dave are a bunch of losers.
One posts his life in this forum like anyone could give two shits about his non-existent rapping talent or how he acquired sexually transmitted diseases from some of the ugliest fucking girls anyone has ever seen.
Or the other one who needs to cheat in a sim league and has an opinion on every single thing possible.
You two are cute together, really you are.
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Post by A2J on Mar 23, 2008 15:32:56 GMT -5
In order:
1) Yes. Accurate assessment.
2) Well I care about you.
3) Hey now, isn't a comment like that an implication of feeling (in this case, resentment) signifying that you must have at least a small attachment to myself and Dave? Don't contradict yourself.
4) Yeah, I do post my life. I find it hard to talk about other things. And I need posts here. It's a hassle, I know. And I haven't posted anything about the girls since Habes ruined my fun, but I hooked up with this real moose over St. Patty's day that would put the ugliness of those girls to shame, if you guys want a repeat.
4a) They call them STI's now (sexually transmitted infections) because it's a more accurate description.
5) Everyone has an opinion on every single thing possible, if you don't then you don't deserve to be a sentient being. Dave voices his. So do you, for that matter. So I don't know why it's a problem.
6) This is also an accurate assessment.
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Post by Funky George! on Mar 23, 2008 15:35:07 GMT -5
I have no opinion on a lot of things because they don't concern me and I could never imagine being so distanced from a situation and assuming I could make a fair assessment. I still think I deserve to be a sentient being. Eh.
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Post by A2J on Mar 23, 2008 15:39:28 GMT -5
That would make your opinion on such situations: "I'm too far removed to give an accurate assessment."
And besides that, whether an opinion is accurate or not doesn't change the fact that it will exist. Even on situations where you have no bearing, no frame of reference, you should still have some sort of guttaral instinct that you can suppress with common sense. That's what being a human being is all about.
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Post by Funky George! on Mar 23, 2008 15:41:48 GMT -5
That would make your opinion on such situations: "I'm too far removed to give an accurate assessment." And besides that, whether an opinion is accurate or not doesn't change the fact that it will exist. Even on situations where you have no bearing, no frame of reference, you should still have some sort of guttaral instinct that you can suppress with common sense. That's what being a human being is all about. No, that's not my opinion on the situation. That's my lack of an opinion. If that were the case, then all sentient beings would have an opinion on every topic.
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Post by A2J on Mar 23, 2008 15:47:37 GMT -5
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
We have an issue in semiotics here. The sign of "opinion" is signifying a different meaning to you than it is to me. To me, "opinion" signifies a thought process applied to a subject. To you, "opinion" signifies an informed leaning to one side of a subject. In my definition, being unable to choose one side of an issue is an opinion; in yours, it isn't.
So I guess that solves our problem.
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Post by Tigertecz on Mar 23, 2008 16:14:29 GMT -5
Erm... woo I got a shout out for most famous lol. And erm... continure with the argument... fucking post padders.
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Post by A2J on Mar 23, 2008 16:17:04 GMT -5
I need something to argue about to post pad Tecky, I just can't do it with the quoting shit like you and Andy. I don't feel like I've earned it.
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Post by Ducky on Mar 23, 2008 16:21:47 GMT -5
I think eboners 3 party poopers is spot on.
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