Post by Johnny "B. Good" Stamos on Oct 22, 2008 16:23:37 GMT -5
As the middle of the season approaches the Lakers have made two moves that have changed the dynamic of this team. After only 50 game into this new season, LA Lakers’ GM Nanz, has pulled the trigger on two deals that has sent Manu and Tony out of town. Ivan Chiriaev and Andre Iguodala are now the newest members of the LA Lakers. We got to meet with Nanz to ask him what the reasons where why he decided to do this deal.
“ Well I think it was a move I had to make” Nanz said “ We were getting too close to the hardcap and we had to move some players out of town. Manu and Tony were dealt because they were getting old and their contracts were just too big for us to swallow… that’s something Manu likes to do after he kept on giving JJ some Bjs in the playoffs last year. We felt that Iggy and Ivan are really going to help us out and allow us to still be a top team out west. We also got 2 picks that I feel can be very good down the line. Also this fucker (Ivan) man he is a fucking tank. Pardon my Russian but this shithole likes to drink like my grandma did back in 97. She would drink and drink and run around naked singing “Wanna Be” By the Spice girls. Her skin was sooo looooose it was gross but what can you do, she is so damn old she aint gonna change now! Just live the dream and have a good time. Its like I always say, Cesar Millan trains people and rehabilitates dogs. He is the Dog Whisperer.”
We got to go around the locker room to see the reactions of the players and how they were getting along with the new guys. Big Al was first to offer his opinion.
“Haha they are crazy man!” Big Al said while laughing “ They came in holding hands naked the first day and it was all good from there. If your gonna come in naked holding hands in your first day, that says a lot about you. What does that say you ask? It says you are a responsible human being who cares about the environment and the well being of the people around you. Am I worried about our chemistry on the court? Nigga please The only thing I’m worried about is the tape that holds my dick around my leg snapping and having it go wild poking people out on the court. That would not be safe.”
Captain of the Lakers, Josh Smith said he was having the best time he’s had with his team in a very long time.
“This is fun again!” Smith said” It reminds me of the times we had rondo on Aldridge’s back runing around naked and being framed of rape by our best friend Marcelo Huertas. Those were good times. Manu and Tony were just weird. I mean fine walk around naked that’s fine we are all men and the casual spank is welcomed but manu and tony were just too much. Walking around in pink thongs tickling each others assholes with feathers? Nah too much in my opinion.”
It seems that the LA Lakers have their swagger back. The chemistry in the locker is better than ever and everyone is excited to get to the playoffs once again.
