Post by Dave on Mar 27, 2008 18:09:49 GMT -5
Around the Horn was a live recording. Each contestant had 1 min to respond to each question as he was addressed by the host. You could interject if you felt strongly on the person's statement but ran the risk of being muted if talking out of turn if the host didn't like what you had to say. After each round point totals were updated and cuts were made after every 4 questions.
Point Totals
Andy: 17
Blue: 15
Nova: 16
Sorry Blue a valiant comeback but just fell short.....any last words?
Blue: talentless fuck... reali's better
And now we'll free your picture into stone......thats gotta hurt. Also Reali is a good guy he and I went to the same high school(true story). When we get back show down! Nova vs Andy the minorities face off......
Welcome back....Nova.....Andy......Showdown......We are all used to Spence coming on at the same time daily however sometimes he has delayed sims coming on hours later. What do you do to pass the time before you get your BBS fix? Since I like tits too Andy what say you......?
Andy: If i'm working then...work. If i'm not then either I play xbox or find the best porn I can find and have a very nice session. 2 if need be.
Nova: It varies. If I'm at school, it doesn't affect me, but if I'm at home, I might watch ESPN, I might surf the net, or who knows, if I'm really bored, I might jack off.
Andy works with little children and talks about having back to back jack sessions....point nova........Who is the worst team in the league next season? Nova up first....
Nova: Clippers. Sure they might add some talent via the draft, but they are just awful right now and dont have anyone who contributes much.
Andy: Jazz. I'm going to tank next year. I'm saying it now.
haha point andy
Nova: damn lol
There has been plenty of debate of who Spence really is. He has bee compared to fidel castro, a simpsons character, and even a robot. Give us your imaginative description of our commish as what you see him as?
Andy: As is, he's a human. I used to think he was a robot before his current simming. He has disapointed me and I hope he transforms back to his robotic self he used to be that made us all happy. Before hand, I saw him as Bender from futurerama, except with 4 more arms.
Nova: I imagine Spence as being Napoleon-like. He's probably about Basone's height, just about 13 years older. He probably also has a really scruffy Osama Bin Laden like beard. I think he might also have multiple personalities. Sometimes he hates Dave, sometimes he loves him. Wouldn't shock me either if we found out he had 4 wives.
Andy: Yes. I like the 4 wives thought but I really doubt that. Before hand, Spencer was always on and willing to sim something. I would think he has 5 times more porn then I do which is like, a lot.
Nova: Why do you doubt it? He's out the entire day, he could be stopping off and banging each wife for an hour and then going to work for all we know. This might be why the sims are delayed more often now. As for the porn theory, it's possible, but who needs porn with 4 slutty wives?
Andy: Valid but there are some times where you really need to relax, go back and let yourself know that things are working right. Like a tuneup. With Spencer being a robot, it works out.
Nova: That might be possible, but if he needs to relax, he can just have one of his wives give him a handjob or something, that's gotta be just as relaxing as jerking it. The robot theory is a bit out there.
Andy, you went the jerk off route twice in as many arguments you also compared Spence to Bender and when I think of Bender I think of former hawks and current absentee mavs assistant Bill Bendernagel. Nova used a much more descriptive narrative using familiar things like Dan Basone's shortness, Bin Laden's beard, and also mentioned 4 women as opposed to online porn......Point Nova.....
Andy: I got screwed again. Nova's a tanker. Play is gay. Mortal Kombat Annihilation is a rather bad movie. Fuck this shit.
MUTE Andy
Facetime Nova......floor is all yours.....
Nova: Thanks Dave, It feels great to defeat my fellow minority Andy, it just goes to show that Mexicans will always finish 2nd. I'd like to send a shout out to Andy's wife, she's got some great tits. I'd like to use this opportunity to thank all my fans, all zero of them for their support in this long and arduous struggle to survive the contract year. I'd also like to say I forgive all those who doubted me. I don't have to say Fuck you, because when my team rolls over yours in the playoffs, that'll be my fuck you.
Alright thats all we have for today thanks for watching Around the Horn we're going on a 23 and half hour break....We'll see you next time.
Point Totals
Andy: 17
Blue: 15
Nova: 16
Sorry Blue a valiant comeback but just fell short.....any last words?
Blue: talentless fuck... reali's better
And now we'll free your picture into stone......thats gotta hurt. Also Reali is a good guy he and I went to the same high school(true story). When we get back show down! Nova vs Andy the minorities face off......
Welcome back....Nova.....Andy......Showdown......We are all used to Spence coming on at the same time daily however sometimes he has delayed sims coming on hours later. What do you do to pass the time before you get your BBS fix? Since I like tits too Andy what say you......?
Andy: If i'm working then...work. If i'm not then either I play xbox or find the best porn I can find and have a very nice session. 2 if need be.
Nova: It varies. If I'm at school, it doesn't affect me, but if I'm at home, I might watch ESPN, I might surf the net, or who knows, if I'm really bored, I might jack off.
Andy works with little children and talks about having back to back jack sessions....point nova........Who is the worst team in the league next season? Nova up first....
Nova: Clippers. Sure they might add some talent via the draft, but they are just awful right now and dont have anyone who contributes much.
Andy: Jazz. I'm going to tank next year. I'm saying it now.
haha point andy
Nova: damn lol
There has been plenty of debate of who Spence really is. He has bee compared to fidel castro, a simpsons character, and even a robot. Give us your imaginative description of our commish as what you see him as?
Andy: As is, he's a human. I used to think he was a robot before his current simming. He has disapointed me and I hope he transforms back to his robotic self he used to be that made us all happy. Before hand, I saw him as Bender from futurerama, except with 4 more arms.
Nova: I imagine Spence as being Napoleon-like. He's probably about Basone's height, just about 13 years older. He probably also has a really scruffy Osama Bin Laden like beard. I think he might also have multiple personalities. Sometimes he hates Dave, sometimes he loves him. Wouldn't shock me either if we found out he had 4 wives.
Andy: Yes. I like the 4 wives thought but I really doubt that. Before hand, Spencer was always on and willing to sim something. I would think he has 5 times more porn then I do which is like, a lot.
Nova: Why do you doubt it? He's out the entire day, he could be stopping off and banging each wife for an hour and then going to work for all we know. This might be why the sims are delayed more often now. As for the porn theory, it's possible, but who needs porn with 4 slutty wives?
Andy: Valid but there are some times where you really need to relax, go back and let yourself know that things are working right. Like a tuneup. With Spencer being a robot, it works out.
Nova: That might be possible, but if he needs to relax, he can just have one of his wives give him a handjob or something, that's gotta be just as relaxing as jerking it. The robot theory is a bit out there.
Andy, you went the jerk off route twice in as many arguments you also compared Spence to Bender and when I think of Bender I think of former hawks and current absentee mavs assistant Bill Bendernagel. Nova used a much more descriptive narrative using familiar things like Dan Basone's shortness, Bin Laden's beard, and also mentioned 4 women as opposed to online porn......Point Nova.....
Andy: I got screwed again. Nova's a tanker. Play is gay. Mortal Kombat Annihilation is a rather bad movie. Fuck this shit.
MUTE Andy
Facetime Nova......floor is all yours.....
Nova: Thanks Dave, It feels great to defeat my fellow minority Andy, it just goes to show that Mexicans will always finish 2nd. I'd like to send a shout out to Andy's wife, she's got some great tits. I'd like to use this opportunity to thank all my fans, all zero of them for their support in this long and arduous struggle to survive the contract year. I'd also like to say I forgive all those who doubted me. I don't have to say Fuck you, because when my team rolls over yours in the playoffs, that'll be my fuck you.
Alright thats all we have for today thanks for watching Around the Horn we're going on a 23 and half hour break....We'll see you next time.
