Post by Play on Oct 27, 2008 18:28:42 GMT -5
Lakers Name A New Coach
Thank you for joining us today here to introduce our new coach, MARCELO HUERTAS. He has been away for the past few years to enlighten his soul and now he is back to take the Lakers to where they have never been before. We will now take questions starting with that guy in the corner, Shiloh.
Umm thanks. This question is for Nanz: Why Marcelo? He hasn't been around for years and god knows where he has been.
Well I think he is the best fit for our team. He played here back in the day and was an AMAZING specimen. He knows how to treat players and he has been best friends with Josh for a very long time. It should be a great fit and just as long as he doesn’t frame him of rape again he should be fine. His knowledge of the game is uncanny and should put us in the best position to win every time. I’ll be down there with him on the bench and it should be a great time.
Alright now we have Cheech over here.
Umm my name is Ralph? This question is for Marcelo. Why do you think you will be a good coach and where have you been?
Well I have been in a place where everyone must go at least once in their lives, the Venezuelan jungle. I got to live with the Manatees and indigenous women who would suck on my dick every second of the day. I would be sleeping and then BAM there is someone sucking on it. It was weird but I got used to it. I met this girl Ashley or something, she had red hair and was a tank drinking everything she saw, she was nice. I slept with the tigers and wolves and they really showed me a lot about coaching. I now have a more deeper understanding of the game and I think its because of them I will be a good coach.
Next question? Sugar tits over there.
Umm hehe thanks. Next this question is for Josh. How do you feel about this? How do the players feel about having Marcelo as a coach?
We love it. We like to have a good time and now instead of water or water in the locker room we have cheap vodka and shitty beer. I love it. He is a nice guy and the othesr like him as well. He brings hookers for all of us, especially the ugly fuckers like Ivan love that. They don’t have to go out and spend their own money. His philosophy about the game is also great a fit us perfectly. I think being such an outstanding player is really gonna help him be a great coach.
Thank you for joining us today but this is now over. Thank you.
Thank you for joining us today here to introduce our new coach, MARCELO HUERTAS. He has been away for the past few years to enlighten his soul and now he is back to take the Lakers to where they have never been before. We will now take questions starting with that guy in the corner, Shiloh.
Umm thanks. This question is for Nanz: Why Marcelo? He hasn't been around for years and god knows where he has been.
Well I think he is the best fit for our team. He played here back in the day and was an AMAZING specimen. He knows how to treat players and he has been best friends with Josh for a very long time. It should be a great fit and just as long as he doesn’t frame him of rape again he should be fine. His knowledge of the game is uncanny and should put us in the best position to win every time. I’ll be down there with him on the bench and it should be a great time.
Alright now we have Cheech over here.
Umm my name is Ralph? This question is for Marcelo. Why do you think you will be a good coach and where have you been?
Well I have been in a place where everyone must go at least once in their lives, the Venezuelan jungle. I got to live with the Manatees and indigenous women who would suck on my dick every second of the day. I would be sleeping and then BAM there is someone sucking on it. It was weird but I got used to it. I met this girl Ashley or something, she had red hair and was a tank drinking everything she saw, she was nice. I slept with the tigers and wolves and they really showed me a lot about coaching. I now have a more deeper understanding of the game and I think its because of them I will be a good coach.
Next question? Sugar tits over there.
Umm hehe thanks. Next this question is for Josh. How do you feel about this? How do the players feel about having Marcelo as a coach?
We love it. We like to have a good time and now instead of water or water in the locker room we have cheap vodka and shitty beer. I love it. He is a nice guy and the othesr like him as well. He brings hookers for all of us, especially the ugly fuckers like Ivan love that. They don’t have to go out and spend their own money. His philosophy about the game is also great a fit us perfectly. I think being such an outstanding player is really gonna help him be a great coach.
Thank you for joining us today but this is now over. Thank you.
