Post by Speed Racer on Oct 31, 2008 19:38:05 GMT -5
Atlantic Division
Boston Celtics - Donatello
Fucking suck. You're a boring, extremely bad GM. It was ridiculous that Spence gave you the Celtics after the god awful job you did with the Hornets. You were even given Sidney and still couldn't manage 40 wins. And Spence really thinks you'll have a chance to win with the Celtics? You'll be gone in another three seasons. Bad, boring GM.
Miami Heat - Eboner
I don't mind you. Pretty normal guy that I don't ever really associate with much. Solid GM, solid activity. You also have a hatred for the Cubs which is a good thing. Jaguars definitely suck though and they always will. Other than that, you're fine. Congratulations.
New Jersey Nets - Mark
You're that guy who tries way to hard to be nice. Man up every once in a while. Stand up to your roommates and light their fucking beds on fire. Quit being so nice to everyone in this league. I hate people that are overly nice. It just seems way to fake in my opinion. Still though, you're a good guy and a good GM. Stop saying everything is 'legit' also. Annoying. The New Canaan crew is still far to cliquey and it still annoys me.
New York Knicks - Outlawz
I didn't really used to like you, but now I do. You're one of the better GM's in this league and you have a sense of humor. Wilson is a bit of a gay name, sure, but it's all good. I hate you for getting Durant/Rose on a single team and I always will. Other than that hatred, I like you.
Orlando Magic - Habes
Tries way to hard. He's like a little kid that eats a handful of ritalin with his breakfast every morning. Every time I think of you anymore I can't picture anything but the crater between your teeth. You have a fairly annoying personality but your intentions are good. I get the sense that you feel like you always have the answer, but most of the time you just ramble on and on and on and on and on. You're a good, not great GM. Trade in circles a lot. Yeee? I also get the sense that everyone from New Canaan is pretty spoiled. I don't like spoiled people that much. You, also, are an abuser of 'legit'. Never really enjoyed the way you got on me when I first joined the league.
Washington Wizards - Jah
I like Jah. He's a Wizards fan and doesn't ever cause much trouble. He's a better GM than people give him credit for and he is good at staying out of conflicts. Redskins suck and will be losing Monday Night, but you know that already. Jah is a nice guy to talk to and can be pretty funny at times.
Central Division
Atlanta Hawks - Skillz
You're a pretty nice guy and a pretty mediocre GM. I've never seen anyone trade in as big of a circle as you do - even Dash. I don't really know much about you personally. I think you're from Connecticut also which, in my opinion, sucks as a state. The majority of the people I know from Connecticut really suck. Still, nice guy from what I can tell.
New Orleans Hornets - Captain Fantasy
I'm pretty sure you're as dumb as a rock, but that's ok. You seem to be a nice guy with good intentions that's just missing a little upstairs. Don't really know much about you as a GM but you've yet to show very much. PST is indeed three hours behind EST and you definitely weren't right with that one. Haha, that wasn't good. But still, nice enough guy. Has a weird fixation with Manu.
Chicago Bulls - Play
Probably one of the only GM's that I actually like. I talk to him more than any other GM on AIM and he seems to be the most the guy that acts the most like me. We both share similar interests and whatnot. He's pretty gay, I know, but that's fine. I've learned to deal with it. He's like a big, black, hammer-wielding marshmallow. Good GM. Very suspicious of other people. That's a little annoying sometimes, but I'm used to it.
Cleveland Cavaliers - Derwin
A little weird, but not a bad guy. I don't think you're a very good GM yet but that's to be expected. Don't really know much about you. Don't really care. I think you're part of the 'crew'.
Detroit Pistons - Jay
I've always thought Jay was a little off his rocker, but I've always liked him at the same time. He's a good GM and I don't mind talking to him on AIM. He used to be a little psychotic but I think he grew out of that phase. I'd guess he's probably not that weird in real life. I know he hung out with Repole once - I bet that was awkward. I'd guess Jay is cooler than Repole. I think he'll have a pretty good team here in BBS quickly.
Indiana Pacers - Nova
I've never really liked you, but I don't hate you as much as I've always made it seem. I just have always hated the fact that you come off as a pompous dick goblin when you're only like six years old. You're a decent GM but have pretty much sucked lately. The Phillies suck and that was certainly a fluke championship. I'd imagine you're smart, but quite stuck up. You're like a young N3N Scott without the racism.
Milwaukee Bucks - Jordan
Other than having a sister/girlfriend and a girlfriend/mother (don't ask me how any of that works - it just does in WV) I don't mind you. You're a hoopie, sure, but a nice guy. I enjoy talking about the BEast with you from time to time and recognizing how bad both of our coaching staffs currently are. You're obviously a good GM and got really screwed with the Ross situation.
Toronto Raptors - DJ
Bad GM. Boring guy. You have three guards that look exactly the same on your team. Wouldn't it make sense to pull the trigger on a deal at some point? Well, yes, it would. It really would, DJ. I forget you're in this league most of the time and I'd guess I'm not alone with that. You and Don would make a great tag-team though.
Midwest Division
Dallas Mavericks - Krup (RIP)
I like you as a person. You're a slimeball as a GM. Those St. John's t-shirts were pretty cool and I'd buy one if I were a student. I hope Lance Stephenson goes to SJ for ya'. You can be a bit corny from time to time, but that's ok. I like talking about basketball with you. You're a bit pompous. Remind me of a politician.
Denver Nuggets - Quackers
Dumb as fuck. I see you as one of those kids that walks around with a blank look on his face - 'duh dum da dum, duh dum da dum'. Oregon sucks. You're a decent GM. 3/4ths of the shit you say makes absolutely no sense. You're way to religious - it freaks me the hell out. Really religious people scare me. Still though, I don't absolutely hate you.
Houston Rockets - Greg
I have absolutely no feelings toward you at all as a person. Seem pretty normal. As a GM, you're mediocre.
Minnesota Timberwolve - YB and Ashes
YB is a fucking weird ass dude. He's sticking around until Ashes makes a major move? What the fuck. I'd also venture a guess that you're dumb as shit. Pretty sure of it, actually. Might be book smart, but you lack common sense. I enjoyed fucking with you. Ashes, I don't know a thing about you. Good luck.
San Antonio Spurs - Allstar
Another GM that I don't mind despite him being a Bungles fan. He talks to much about things that I couldn't give a shit about, but still, a nice guy. Average GM. He's one of those 'I have all the connections' type of guys, but that's ok. We all know that guy. I still like talking to you and certainly like you a lot more than most people in this league.
Utah Jazz - Andrew
Another one of the few GM's that I actually like. You're a less annoying version of Habes. You're pretty mellow, pretty intelligent. I don't mind talking to you. Trading Rose to Outlawz was dumb, but your team is looking pretty solid. I actually think you'll be a better GM than Habes. Still, you cling to him far to much. You generally stay out of the middle of trouble. You aren't as annoying as Habes, aren't as big of a pussy as Mark. You're like those two combined.
Memphis Grizzlies - Marty
Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I don't mind you. Probably the most annoying GM in this league. You're a little bit of a pussy. You talk far to much shit. Still, you make me laugh from time to time. I don't think you're a very good GM but you aren't god awful. You're a hypocrite. I actually believe that you, as you've said, aren't anything in real life like you act on the boards.
Pacific Division
Golden State Warriors - Pig
You're gonna' spin off the planet one day buddy. I like you though. Degenerate gambler. You enjoy alcohol. I wouldn't guess that you were from Connecticut. Just don't have that jackass personality. I could see you being one of those guys that doesn't shower for like four days straight and yet everyone still likes you. Does that make sense? Not really, but whatever. Interesting guy to say the least. Decent GM.
Los Angeles Clippers - Galo
I feel the same way about you as I do about Greg. No real feelings at all. You seem to be a nice enough guy. Mediocre GM.
Los Angeles Lakers - Nanz
Good guy. I think you're probably the most normal of the New Canaan crew. If I had to pick one GM from that group to keep around it'd be you most likely. You've done a great job in this league with the Lakers. I don't really know what to say about you in a negative aspect.
Phoenix Suns - Blue
You're another guy that I don't mind at all. I'd say you're a decent GM, decent guy. You make really nice sigs and I'd say the Blair one is still my favorite of any you've done.
Portland Trailblazers - Dan
I used to fucking hate you more than any GM imaginable, but I don't mind you now. Nice guy, really good GM. You and Nanz are a good bit alike in my opinion. Not sure what else to really say about you.
Sacramento Kings - Scott
Don, Scott, and DJ should have a party on a cliff.
Seattle Supersonics - Aar
I like you as a person but could never really stand you as a GM. You overvalue your players more than anyone I've ever seen. Of all GM's, you've always been one of my least favorite to deal with. Still, nice person. You're a good GM with tremendously annoying tactics. It's all good though. Seem to run a good radio show.
Other
Commish - Spence
Great commish. Wayyyyyyy to emotional and stubborn. You often make rash decisions that may not necessarily be in the best interest of the league, but you still do an amazing job. I think you play favorites from time to time. You're a very friendly person. Smart guy. Devoted. All good things. While I often disagree with you I can't hate on ya'.
My Roommate - Dipshit McDie
If he was lit on fire tonight I'd piss on his ashes. He slept until three in the afternoon, I'm pretty sure he hasn't showered in 4 days, and he always tries to blast god awful fucking Asian music. Seriously, I investigated it the other day. I'm 100% certain he doesn't have shampoo or soap in our room. I think he just gets himself wet in the shower. He smells, obviously. I'm staying in this room with him for the rest of the semester and then moving to a different room. What a waste of a person.
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Feel free to express how you really feel about me. I couldn't give two shits less, probably about how most of you don't care what I think. I was just bored while waiting for the evening to begin.
Boston Celtics - Donatello
Fucking suck. You're a boring, extremely bad GM. It was ridiculous that Spence gave you the Celtics after the god awful job you did with the Hornets. You were even given Sidney and still couldn't manage 40 wins. And Spence really thinks you'll have a chance to win with the Celtics? You'll be gone in another three seasons. Bad, boring GM.
Miami Heat - Eboner
I don't mind you. Pretty normal guy that I don't ever really associate with much. Solid GM, solid activity. You also have a hatred for the Cubs which is a good thing. Jaguars definitely suck though and they always will. Other than that, you're fine. Congratulations.
New Jersey Nets - Mark
You're that guy who tries way to hard to be nice. Man up every once in a while. Stand up to your roommates and light their fucking beds on fire. Quit being so nice to everyone in this league. I hate people that are overly nice. It just seems way to fake in my opinion. Still though, you're a good guy and a good GM. Stop saying everything is 'legit' also. Annoying. The New Canaan crew is still far to cliquey and it still annoys me.
New York Knicks - Outlawz
I didn't really used to like you, but now I do. You're one of the better GM's in this league and you have a sense of humor. Wilson is a bit of a gay name, sure, but it's all good. I hate you for getting Durant/Rose on a single team and I always will. Other than that hatred, I like you.
Orlando Magic - Habes
Tries way to hard. He's like a little kid that eats a handful of ritalin with his breakfast every morning. Every time I think of you anymore I can't picture anything but the crater between your teeth. You have a fairly annoying personality but your intentions are good. I get the sense that you feel like you always have the answer, but most of the time you just ramble on and on and on and on and on. You're a good, not great GM. Trade in circles a lot. Yeee? I also get the sense that everyone from New Canaan is pretty spoiled. I don't like spoiled people that much. You, also, are an abuser of 'legit'. Never really enjoyed the way you got on me when I first joined the league.
Washington Wizards - Jah
I like Jah. He's a Wizards fan and doesn't ever cause much trouble. He's a better GM than people give him credit for and he is good at staying out of conflicts. Redskins suck and will be losing Monday Night, but you know that already. Jah is a nice guy to talk to and can be pretty funny at times.
Central Division
Atlanta Hawks - Skillz
You're a pretty nice guy and a pretty mediocre GM. I've never seen anyone trade in as big of a circle as you do - even Dash. I don't really know much about you personally. I think you're from Connecticut also which, in my opinion, sucks as a state. The majority of the people I know from Connecticut really suck. Still, nice guy from what I can tell.
New Orleans Hornets - Captain Fantasy
I'm pretty sure you're as dumb as a rock, but that's ok. You seem to be a nice guy with good intentions that's just missing a little upstairs. Don't really know much about you as a GM but you've yet to show very much. PST is indeed three hours behind EST and you definitely weren't right with that one. Haha, that wasn't good. But still, nice enough guy. Has a weird fixation with Manu.
Chicago Bulls - Play
Probably one of the only GM's that I actually like. I talk to him more than any other GM on AIM and he seems to be the most the guy that acts the most like me. We both share similar interests and whatnot. He's pretty gay, I know, but that's fine. I've learned to deal with it. He's like a big, black, hammer-wielding marshmallow. Good GM. Very suspicious of other people. That's a little annoying sometimes, but I'm used to it.
Cleveland Cavaliers - Derwin
A little weird, but not a bad guy. I don't think you're a very good GM yet but that's to be expected. Don't really know much about you. Don't really care. I think you're part of the 'crew'.
Detroit Pistons - Jay
I've always thought Jay was a little off his rocker, but I've always liked him at the same time. He's a good GM and I don't mind talking to him on AIM. He used to be a little psychotic but I think he grew out of that phase. I'd guess he's probably not that weird in real life. I know he hung out with Repole once - I bet that was awkward. I'd guess Jay is cooler than Repole. I think he'll have a pretty good team here in BBS quickly.
Indiana Pacers - Nova
I've never really liked you, but I don't hate you as much as I've always made it seem. I just have always hated the fact that you come off as a pompous dick goblin when you're only like six years old. You're a decent GM but have pretty much sucked lately. The Phillies suck and that was certainly a fluke championship. I'd imagine you're smart, but quite stuck up. You're like a young N3N Scott without the racism.
Milwaukee Bucks - Jordan
Other than having a sister/girlfriend and a girlfriend/mother (don't ask me how any of that works - it just does in WV) I don't mind you. You're a hoopie, sure, but a nice guy. I enjoy talking about the BEast with you from time to time and recognizing how bad both of our coaching staffs currently are. You're obviously a good GM and got really screwed with the Ross situation.
Toronto Raptors - DJ
Bad GM. Boring guy. You have three guards that look exactly the same on your team. Wouldn't it make sense to pull the trigger on a deal at some point? Well, yes, it would. It really would, DJ. I forget you're in this league most of the time and I'd guess I'm not alone with that. You and Don would make a great tag-team though.
Midwest Division
Dallas Mavericks - Krup (RIP)
I like you as a person. You're a slimeball as a GM. Those St. John's t-shirts were pretty cool and I'd buy one if I were a student. I hope Lance Stephenson goes to SJ for ya'. You can be a bit corny from time to time, but that's ok. I like talking about basketball with you. You're a bit pompous. Remind me of a politician.
Denver Nuggets - Quackers
Dumb as fuck. I see you as one of those kids that walks around with a blank look on his face - 'duh dum da dum, duh dum da dum'. Oregon sucks. You're a decent GM. 3/4ths of the shit you say makes absolutely no sense. You're way to religious - it freaks me the hell out. Really religious people scare me. Still though, I don't absolutely hate you.
Houston Rockets - Greg
I have absolutely no feelings toward you at all as a person. Seem pretty normal. As a GM, you're mediocre.
Minnesota Timberwolve - YB and Ashes
YB is a fucking weird ass dude. He's sticking around until Ashes makes a major move? What the fuck. I'd also venture a guess that you're dumb as shit. Pretty sure of it, actually. Might be book smart, but you lack common sense. I enjoyed fucking with you. Ashes, I don't know a thing about you. Good luck.
San Antonio Spurs - Allstar
Another GM that I don't mind despite him being a Bungles fan. He talks to much about things that I couldn't give a shit about, but still, a nice guy. Average GM. He's one of those 'I have all the connections' type of guys, but that's ok. We all know that guy. I still like talking to you and certainly like you a lot more than most people in this league.
Utah Jazz - Andrew
Another one of the few GM's that I actually like. You're a less annoying version of Habes. You're pretty mellow, pretty intelligent. I don't mind talking to you. Trading Rose to Outlawz was dumb, but your team is looking pretty solid. I actually think you'll be a better GM than Habes. Still, you cling to him far to much. You generally stay out of the middle of trouble. You aren't as annoying as Habes, aren't as big of a pussy as Mark. You're like those two combined.
Memphis Grizzlies - Marty
Sometimes I hate you, sometimes I don't mind you. Probably the most annoying GM in this league. You're a little bit of a pussy. You talk far to much shit. Still, you make me laugh from time to time. I don't think you're a very good GM but you aren't god awful. You're a hypocrite. I actually believe that you, as you've said, aren't anything in real life like you act on the boards.
Pacific Division
Golden State Warriors - Pig
You're gonna' spin off the planet one day buddy. I like you though. Degenerate gambler. You enjoy alcohol. I wouldn't guess that you were from Connecticut. Just don't have that jackass personality. I could see you being one of those guys that doesn't shower for like four days straight and yet everyone still likes you. Does that make sense? Not really, but whatever. Interesting guy to say the least. Decent GM.
Los Angeles Clippers - Galo
I feel the same way about you as I do about Greg. No real feelings at all. You seem to be a nice enough guy. Mediocre GM.
Los Angeles Lakers - Nanz
Good guy. I think you're probably the most normal of the New Canaan crew. If I had to pick one GM from that group to keep around it'd be you most likely. You've done a great job in this league with the Lakers. I don't really know what to say about you in a negative aspect.
Phoenix Suns - Blue
You're another guy that I don't mind at all. I'd say you're a decent GM, decent guy. You make really nice sigs and I'd say the Blair one is still my favorite of any you've done.
Portland Trailblazers - Dan
I used to fucking hate you more than any GM imaginable, but I don't mind you now. Nice guy, really good GM. You and Nanz are a good bit alike in my opinion. Not sure what else to really say about you.
Sacramento Kings - Scott
Don, Scott, and DJ should have a party on a cliff.
Seattle Supersonics - Aar
I like you as a person but could never really stand you as a GM. You overvalue your players more than anyone I've ever seen. Of all GM's, you've always been one of my least favorite to deal with. Still, nice person. You're a good GM with tremendously annoying tactics. It's all good though. Seem to run a good radio show.
Other
Commish - Spence
Great commish. Wayyyyyyy to emotional and stubborn. You often make rash decisions that may not necessarily be in the best interest of the league, but you still do an amazing job. I think you play favorites from time to time. You're a very friendly person. Smart guy. Devoted. All good things. While I often disagree with you I can't hate on ya'.
My Roommate - Dipshit McDie
If he was lit on fire tonight I'd piss on his ashes. He slept until three in the afternoon, I'm pretty sure he hasn't showered in 4 days, and he always tries to blast god awful fucking Asian music. Seriously, I investigated it the other day. I'm 100% certain he doesn't have shampoo or soap in our room. I think he just gets himself wet in the shower. He smells, obviously. I'm staying in this room with him for the rest of the semester and then moving to a different room. What a waste of a person.
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Feel free to express how you really feel about me. I couldn't give two shits less, probably about how most of you don't care what I think. I was just bored while waiting for the evening to begin.