Post by Funky George! on Nov 28, 2008 19:45:46 GMT -5
Took a big shit today. Love those, but really, who doesn't? Dex does. I like to bring my laptop with me, and my mom knows to respect when the D-Man is in the bathroom. Love it. You gotta, really. Crazy if you don't. Absolutely crazy. Batshit insane. Ha! Dexmonster even used the word shit. I mean, I was in the bathroom for a good hour. My girl was calling me, and I picked up and dropped that shit in the toilet by mistake. Yee, it's a chocolate!!! Get it? Dexterity over here shit on his phone.
I brought some breakfast with me. Some people find that objectionable, but Stricky doesn't. Stricky loves multitasking. That's why I took a shit on the basketball court my senior year of high school. Everyone was like, Dexy can't control his bowels. I was like, are you kidding? It was a metaphor. I had scored 30 points in the first half, and I looked at my opponent and said, "I'm shitting on you guys!" And then I just shit everywhere. Maybe the Dex Dog should've pulled his pants down first. That way I wouldn't have lost all my friends.
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I still haven't regained them.. Anyway, my girl was talking on the phone when I dropped it and the vibrations were making bubbles. Made the Dexinator go LOL everywhere. Which made me shit more!!!
It was soooo awesome.
Hmmm, what else did I do today?
I finished my manuscript. You know, the one about the town that get plagued by constipation. And then this one guy just can't stop shitting. Mad laughs everywhere. I think I can get Asthon Kutcher to be the lead! He came over once and left because he had an emergency but he'll be back. I hope
I always snort when I laugh..
I tried to make lasagna like Juelz Santana does but I hate cheese..
Rachel Ray wasn't on TV today..
Katie Couric took the holiday off so the evening news wasn't as perky..
My shower is too hot..
My dog puked on my pillow..
LOL, my girl is callin' my house phone like non-stop. I think she wants to break up so I just won't pick up. That's why I dropped it in the toilet..
My life sucks..
My mom is sleeping and I wanted to go see Twilight with her. She called me a sick fuck
I also got traded today to the Orlando Magic! LOL!
Welp, see ya l8rz!
-Dexter Strickland!
I brought some breakfast with me. Some people find that objectionable, but Stricky doesn't. Stricky loves multitasking. That's why I took a shit on the basketball court my senior year of high school. Everyone was like, Dexy can't control his bowels. I was like, are you kidding? It was a metaphor. I had scored 30 points in the first half, and I looked at my opponent and said, "I'm shitting on you guys!" And then I just shit everywhere. Maybe the Dex Dog should've pulled his pants down first. That way I wouldn't have lost all my friends.
.I still haven't regained them.
. Anyway, my girl was talking on the phone when I dropped it and the vibrations were making bubbles. Made the Dexinator go LOL everywhere. Which made me shit more!!!It was soooo awesome.
Hmmm, what else did I do today?
I finished my manuscript. You know, the one about the town that get plagued by constipation. And then this one guy just can't stop shitting. Mad laughs everywhere. I think I can get Asthon Kutcher to be the lead! He came over once and left because he had an emergency but he'll be back. I hope
I always snort when I laugh.
.I tried to make lasagna like Juelz Santana does but I hate cheese.
.Rachel Ray wasn't on TV today.
.Katie Couric took the holiday off so the evening news wasn't as perky.
.My shower is too hot.
.My dog puked on my pillow.
.LOL, my girl is callin' my house phone like non-stop. I think she wants to break up so I just won't pick up. That's why I dropped it in the toilet.
.My life sucks.
.My mom is sleeping and I wanted to go see Twilight with her. She called me a sick fuck
I also got traded today to the Orlando Magic! LOL!
Welp, see ya l8rz!
-Dexter Strickland!
