Post by Funky George! on Dec 1, 2008 0:23:47 GMT -5
We said goodbye. We did it on my front step. LOL. We didn't do IT! It meant goodbye. You need to just calm down. Get your mind out of the gutter or something. Listen to some Coldplay. Very romantic stuff. Highly romantic. There's no crying in baseball.
Tyrus was mostly sad because he looooves Mickey Mouse! He was like, I love Orlando because I wanna go to Disney World. And I was like, I don't even know if it's Disney Land or Disney World, Ty. He was like,
. He was like, you! He tried to kiss me and I was like, Tyrus, baby, I brought here to say goodbye.
Breakups are so sad. We only dated for a day. He was like, "you Mary Henson'd me!" And I was like, maybe if you blew Dan senior year, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Then I apologized. I got too emotional. What was she thinking with that haircut? So short!
Tyrus really hasn't been very good in BBS, and we took him on as filler in order to acquire our pick! And he's gonna feel used. Makes me so sad. It's like I'm Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers. I'm reading self-help books..
Tyrus said to me, "I will not be treated as such." And I was like, "Woah, little pretentious ther, huh? It's the 21st century, who talks like that!" And he was like, "This is absolutely ridiculous. Astonoshing. I will not be the object of ridicule and humiliation which your ego requires that I be!" And I was like, "wooooah, I'm seeing someone else!" And he was like, "and then you mock me! How dare you mock me!"
LOL, Katie never said any of those things, but it sounds like shit she'd say, amirite. Dark soul. LOL!
We had a cat, but I haaaated that cat. I was mostly afraid of it. LOL @ Midnight for getting stuck between the fridge and the wall. Tyrus will be signed by some team. He's made a lot of money, but I still feel bad. He offers good defense. Blue must like him, becuase Blue made that god awful perimeter prospect with A- defense and no offensive game. And I was like, LOL, hey TT. Then I dealt for TT. I got his hopes up.
He came into my office with a stripper, a boner, a mickey mouse costume on and a pint of lo mein. I was like, "Mickey Mouse? Is that you!"
Then it was Tyrus, and I was all like, awkward. I was thinking of whether or not I should tell him about better Chinese places and then I realized he's about to be bought out.
So I pulled out a sheet and said, "sign here for 24 million dollars!!!" and he said, "a payraise! I love Orlando!"
And he signed. And I started crying, right then and there. I lost it.
It was sad
Tyrus was mostly sad because he looooves Mickey Mouse! He was like, I love Orlando because I wanna go to Disney World. And I was like, I don't even know if it's Disney Land or Disney World, Ty. He was like,
. He was like, you! He tried to kiss me and I was like, Tyrus, baby, I brought here to say goodbye.
Breakups are so sad. We only dated for a day. He was like, "you Mary Henson'd me!" And I was like, maybe if you blew Dan senior year, we wouldn't be having this conversation. Then I apologized. I got too emotional. What was she thinking with that haircut? So short!
Tyrus really hasn't been very good in BBS, and we took him on as filler in order to acquire our pick! And he's gonna feel used. Makes me so sad. It's like I'm Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers. I'm reading self-help books.
.Tyrus said to me, "I will not be treated as such." And I was like, "Woah, little pretentious ther, huh? It's the 21st century, who talks like that!" And he was like, "This is absolutely ridiculous. Astonoshing. I will not be the object of ridicule and humiliation which your ego requires that I be!" And I was like, "wooooah, I'm seeing someone else!" And he was like, "and then you mock me! How dare you mock me!"
LOL, Katie never said any of those things, but it sounds like shit she'd say, amirite. Dark soul. LOL!
We had a cat, but I haaaated that cat. I was mostly afraid of it. LOL @ Midnight for getting stuck between the fridge and the wall. Tyrus will be signed by some team. He's made a lot of money, but I still feel bad. He offers good defense. Blue must like him, becuase Blue made that god awful perimeter prospect with A- defense and no offensive game. And I was like, LOL, hey TT. Then I dealt for TT. I got his hopes up.
He came into my office with a stripper, a boner, a mickey mouse costume on and a pint of lo mein. I was like, "Mickey Mouse? Is that you!"
Then it was Tyrus, and I was all like, awkward. I was thinking of whether or not I should tell him about better Chinese places and then I realized he's about to be bought out.
So I pulled out a sheet and said, "sign here for 24 million dollars!!!" and he said, "a payraise! I love Orlando!"
And he signed. And I started crying, right then and there. I lost it.
It was sad
