Post by Jay on Jan 22, 2009 16:17:19 GMT -5
Austin Brock
6'8"
SG
200 lbs
19
Iowa
Possible BBS Ratings: B+ C D+ B- C A
General Notes
Austin Brock does not like bullet points so Austin Brock's scouting report will not contain them. The first thing you need to know about Austin Brock is how angry he is. Austin Brock (yes, you better say his entire name) fucking hates everything. Austin Brock hates you. Austin Brock hates his teammates. Austin Brock hates basketball. Austin Brock especially hates the rim. You thought Dominique Wilkins dunked hard, then you haven't seen Austin Brock. In the last year, Austin Brock has broken his hands twice trying to tear down double rims at public parks. Austin Brock can jump really high. He's been called a poor mans Dominique Wilkins. Austin Brock believes Dominique Wilkins is a poor man's Austin Brock.
Austin Brock is a cantankerous jackass, so Austin Brock does not pass the ball often. He does not care if you are not getting your shots, Austin Brock GETs his shots. He may just turn the ball over trying to get his shots, but his chances of making a shot are better than yours. Austin Brock is an average jump shooter. Not because he can't shoot jumpers, but because Austin Brock can't be bothered practicing jumpers. Austin Brock is more interested in dunking the ball. Austin Brock once dunked on Michigan State's Dill McNickolson and it only was #2 on Sportscenters Top 10. Austin Brock proceeded to write a 2 page letter on why ESPN can kiss his ass.
Austin Brock does not go to class. Austin Brock only takes tests. And Austin Brock does well in his classes, but Austin Brock does not want to stay at Iowa for more than one year. Austin Brock takes all his dates to McDonalds and will only order them Kid's Meals. Austin Brock hates fat bitches.
Austin Brock can't play small forward, because he can't play post defense. Austin Brock also does not get steals or blocks because Austin Brock does not let his defender touch the ball. Austin Brock isn't a good rebounder, he just doesn't want you to get rebounds. It really doesn't matter what team you are on.
Outlook
Austin Brock believes he is the best player in the draft. Austin Brock has already said publicly that every team that passes on Austin Brock will get "fucking brutalized". Austin Brock takes basketball a little bit too serious. This scout thinks top 5-10.
