The night Play and I fucked with Eboner..

[Speed Racer]

Per Eboner's request; incredibly long:

- This all started when Play told me his real name. I found the following story:

nicedeb.wordpress.com/2008/06/11/animal-hater-hangs-neighbors-dog/

- A man with the same name as Play killed cats with a hammer. Weird stuff. Eboner got scared. Play's name is Brandon Hayes. It's the second story in the link above.

Ebener12 2430 (8:16:41 PM): want the 20?
Pio070589 (8:16:53 PM): I'll take it
Ebener12 2430 (8:17:05 PM): i just want a future
Pio070589 (8:17:11 PM): I don't have any lol
Pio070589 (8:17:30 PM): I just thought it was free lol
Pio070589 (8:22:30 PM): So if you'd just like to let me have it..I'll take it haha
Pio070589 (3:01:02 AM): Is your name Eric?
Ebener12 2430 (3:04:07 AM): nope
Ebener12 2430 (3:04:10 AM): Jordan
Pio070589 (3:05:01 AM): I knew that
Ebener12 2430 (3:06:20 AM): im out of my mind
Pio070589 (3:07:56 AM): Freakin out huh?
Ebener12 2430 (3:08:22 AM): is that really play or ami freakiun out?
Pio070589 (3:09:01 AM): That's Play
Pio070589 (3:09:07 AM): He quit talking to me after I found that story
Ebener12 2430 (3:09:10 AM): does everyone know or just us?
Pio070589 (3:09:28 AM): I think just me you and Jay
Ebener12 2430 (3:10:56 AM): Ebener12 2430: dud eits not a big deal
Quietballa1: huh?
Pio070589 (3:11:26 AM): He won't even talk to me
Ebener12 2430 (3:11:51 AM): me either
Ebener12 2430 (3:11:54 AM): what the hell?
Pio070589 (3:12:23 AM): I'm actually kinda scared
Ebener12 2430 (3:12:40 AM): me too
Pio070589 (3:12:53 AM): Like dude..I googled that shit
Pio070589 (3:13:01 AM): And asked him if he had ever been to Kansas
Pio070589 (3:13:08 AM): And he was like..yeah..I have some friend sin Kansas
Pio070589 (3:13:12 AM): I was like..WHAT THE FUCK
Ebener12 2430 (3:13:43 AM): how did you know though
Pio070589 (3:13:56 AM): Well Play told me his last name
Pio070589 (3:14:02 AM): So just being goofy I googled
Pio070589 (3:14:12 AM): His name and hammer in one
Pio070589 (3:14:15 AM): And that was the first story
Ebener12 2430 (3:14:24 AM): so who knew about it first? you or jay?
Pio070589 (3:14:29 AM): Me
Pio070589 (3:14:39 AM): And I told Jay
Pio070589 (3:14:46 AM): Cause I had to tell someone
Ebener12 2430 (3:14:57 AM): why the hell did jay just post that then!
Pio070589 (3:15:21 AM): I dunno
Pio070589 (3:15:25 AM): I think he thought it was a joke at first
Ebener12 2430 (3:15:35 AM): so this all happened tonight?
Pio070589 (3:15:41 AM): Yeah
Ebener12 2430 (3:16:35 AM): have utried talkin to him
Pio070589 (3:16:43 AM): He won't respond
Ebener12 2430 (3:16:47 AM): have u said alot?
Pio070589 (3:17:12 AM): I've tried to just ask him the truth
Pio070589 (3:17:14 AM): He won't answer
Pio070589 (3:18:35 AM): This shit is creepy
Pio070589 (3:18:39 AM): Like..seriously creepy
Pio070589 (3:19:21 AM): WHAT THE FUCK
Pio070589 (3:19:36 AM): Play just IM'ed m e sying he is resigning and then posted it on the boards
Ebener12 2430 (3:20:00 AM): wow
Ebener12 2430 (3:20:04 AM): does he have my address?
Pio070589 (3:20:18 AM): Like..your actual address?
Ebener12 2430 (3:20:32 AM): yeah? i doubt it would be posted anywhereright?
Pio070589 (3:20:36 AM): I doubt it
Pio070589 (3:22:06 AM): Does he know what school you go to??
Ebener12 2430 (3:22:12 AM): yeah
Pio070589 (3:22:33 AM): That's not good
Ebener12 2430 (3:22:39 AM): fuck man
Pio070589 (3:22:51 AM): Weren't you talking about transferring?? Maybe you should
Ebener12 2430 (3:23:38 AM): wtf
Pio070589 (3:23:43 AM): ??
Ebener12 2430 (3:23:49 AM): is this really happenin man?
Pio070589 (3:24:01 AM): As far as I know it's no joke
Pio070589 (3:24:05 AM): Did something else happen?
Ebener12 2430 (3:24:14 AM): i dunno whats goin on man
Pio070589 (3:24:57 AM): I'm kinda freakin out
Pio070589 (3:25:06 AM): I almost feel like we should tell someone bout this
Ebener12 2430 (3:25:11 AM): yeah man
Ebener12 2430 (3:25:19 AM): its scarin me a bit for sure
Pio070589 (3:25:26 AM): Like..he knows where I'm from and shit
Ebener12 2430 (3:25:34 AM): yeah
Pio070589 (3:26:25 AM): What could we do?
Ebener12 2430 (3:26:32 AM): i dunno
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Pio070589 (3:26:43 AM): Like he really won't answer me
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Pio070589 (3:26:52 AM): Other than saying he's quitting
Pio070589 (3:27:34 AM): Yo where did you go?
Pio070589 (3:27:37 AM): What the fuck??
Ebener12 2430 (3:28:01 AM): On my phone. Battery chargin
Pio070589 (3:28:08 AM): Ohhh ok
Pio070589 (3:28:55 AM): He knows my address
Pio070589 (3:29:02 AM): DUDE
Pio070589 (3:29:05 AM): Holy fuck
Pio070589 (3:29:14 AM): He just sent me a m essage..all it said was my entire address
Pio070589 (3:29:47 AM): Like it said nothing else
Pio070589 (3:29:50 AM): Except my fucking address
Ebener12 2430 returned at 3:29:59 AM.
Pio070589 (3:30:07 AM): I'm freaking out
Pio070589 (3:30:14 AM): I'm really about to call the cops
Ebener12 2430 (3:30:24 AM): we should
Ebener12 2430 (3:30:26 AM): its bad
Pio070589 (3:30:32 AM): I'm seriously freaking the fuck out
Pio070589 (3:30:37 AM): That was so fucking weird
Pio070589 (3:30:53 AM): Out of nowhere..the only thing he says is my entire fucking address? What the fuck??
Ebener12 2430 (3:31:26 AM): scary man
Pio070589 (3:31:41 AM): That's like serial killer shit
Pio070589 (3:31:45 AM): I hope he's just fucking around
Ebener12 2430 (3:31:54 AM): i duno man i dont think he is
Pio070589 (3:32:07 AM): I'm about to leave the leauge
Pio070589 (3:32:09 AM): I don't feel safe
Ebener12 2430 (3:32:45 AM): me too, but then i woudlt always be scared
Pio070589 (3:33:42 AM): Should I calll the cops??
Ebener12 2430 (3:34:02 AM): im scared
Ebener12 2430 (3:34:10 AM): but would htat make that worse?
Pio070589 (3:34:32 AM): Couldn't the cops help?
Pio070589 (3:35:31 AM): He just asked me what your full name is
Pio070589 (3:35:36 AM): What the hell..should I tell him?
Pio070589 (3:35:52 AM): I'm not gonnat ell him
Ebener12 2430 (3:36:06 AM): im kinda scared man im confused
Ebener12 2430 (3:36:08 AM): cuz im really high
Ebener12 2430 (3:36:23 AM): no
Ebener12 2430 (3:36:30 AM): im scared to say my name to anyone now
Pio070589 (3:36:41 AM): You're safe with me
Ebener12 2430 (3:37:00 AM): i know that duh
Pio070589 (3:37:05 AM): Alright
Pio070589 (3:37:13 AM): I'm done..this shit is beyond weird now
Ebener12 2430 (3:37:13 AM): i know how u feel, i feeel the same
Pio070589 (3:37:17 AM): I hope Play is just fucking with me
Pio070589 (3:37:32 AM): I just got a picture message from him..it's a bloody hammer
Pio070589 (3:37:33 AM): I'm done
Pio070589 (3:37:35 AM): I'm freaking out
Ebener12 2430 (3:37:39 AM): OMG
Pio070589 (3:37:46 AM): I'm fucking twiggin the fuck out
Ebener12 2430 (3:37:49 AM): cops
Ebener12 2430 (3:37:53 AM): thats all we can do
Ebener12 2430 (3:38:02 AM): do it
Ebener12 2430 (3:38:21 AM): im deactiviating my account
Pio070589 (3:38:24 AM): Should I?
Ebener12 2430 (3:38:26 AM): i am
Ebener12 2430 (3:38:35 AM): im so scared man
Pio070589 (3:38:37 AM): I'm freaking out
Ebener12 2430 (3:38:42 AM): we gotta do the cops
Pio070589 (3:39:10 AM): I'm kinda scared to call the cops
Ebener12 2430 (3:39:10 AM): was the picture like real
Pio070589 (3:39:15 AM): It looks fucking real
Ebener12 2430 (3:39:18 AM): then you HAVE TO
Pio070589 (3:39:28 AM): I'm freaking the fuck out
Ebener12 2430 (3:39:39 AM): you have to
Pio070589 (3:40:11 AM): What do I say?
Ebener12 2430 (3:40:23 AM): everything
Pio070589 (3:40:33 AM): I don't think I want to be in BBS anymore
Ebener12 2430 (3:40:36 AM): tell them we have AIM convos
Ebener12 2430 (3:40:37 AM): me either
Ebener12 2430 (3:41:10 AM): hwo does he have the addresses
Pio070589 (3:41:14 AM): I dunno
Pio070589 (3:41:20 AM): I dunno how he has my fucking phone number
Pio070589 (3:41:25 AM): I never gave him my number
Ebener12 2430 (3:41:27 AM): he has mine i gave it to him i think
Pio070589 (3:41:32 AM): I fucking never gave him my number
Ebener12 2430 (3:41:39 AM): dude, listen, you gotta call
Pio070589 (3:42:05 AM): I'm afraid he has my phone tapped or something
Ebener12 2430 (3:42:11 AM): nah dude your fine
Ebener12 2430 (3:42:18 AM): but you gotta call
Pio070589 (3:42:19 AM): How the fuck did he get my number then??
Ebener12 2430 (3:42:28 AM): i duno the internets pretty fucked up man
Pio070589 (3:42:37 AM): I mean it's my fucking cell phone
Pio070589 (3:42:43 AM): How did he find my cell number??
Ebener12 2430 (3:42:46 AM): just call the cops i dunno
Ebener12 2430 (3:42:50 AM): you've got to
Pio070589 (3:42:51 AM): I have to
Ebener12 2430 (3:42:55 AM): its not an option
Pio070589 (3:42:59 AM): Lets leave BBS
Ebener12 2430 (3:43:02 AM): i am
Pio070589 (3:43:04 AM): I don't want ot be it anymore
Ebener12 2430 (3:43:06 AM): im signed out and never posting
Pio070589 (3:43:15 AM): Wait
Pio070589 (3:43:18 AM): Won't that be obvious?
Ebener12 2430 (3:43:26 AM): ok stay signed in, whatever
Ebener12 2430 (3:43:29 AM): just call though
Pio070589 (3:43:31 AM): He'll notice we're up to something
Ebener12 2430 (3:43:38 AM): thats why i stayed signed in
Ebener12 2430 (3:43:42 AM): call the cops now
Pio070589 (3:43:44 AM): I am
Ebener12 2430 (3:43:53 AM): thank god
Pio070589 (3:44:04 AM): Do I tell them we have AIM stories?
Ebener12 2430 (3:44:06 AM): yes
Ebener12 2430 (3:44:07 AM): we do
Pio070589 (3:44:27 AM): Like..what am I reporting though? Is he basically fucking stalking me?
Ebener12 2430 (3:44:30 AM): yes
Ebener12 2430 (3:44:32 AM): completly
Pio070589 (3:44:41 AM): And you? DO I mention you??
Ebener12 2430 (3:44:45 AM): yes
Ebener12 2430 (3:44:46 AM): im scared
Pio070589 (3:45:18 AM): Alright..it's ringing
Pio070589 (3:45:19 AM): Alright
Ebener12 2430 (3:45:22 AM): thank god
Pio070589 (3:45:23 AM): I'm fucking scared
Ebener12 2430 (3:45:27 AM): its not a choice man
Pio070589 (3:45:51 AM): The picture..do you think it's like..evidence?
Pio070589 (3:46:03 AM): They told me to calm down..we have to calm down
Ebener12 2430 (3:46:10 AM): yes
Ebener12 2430 (3:46:14 AM): it is evidence
Ebener12 2430 (3:46:17 AM): picture message
Pio070589 (3:46:24 AM): Dude did he fucking kill someone??
Ebener12 2430 (3:46:36 AM): i dunno thats what its showing us
Pio070589 (3:47:10 AM): DUDE
Pio070589 (3:47:11 AM): DUDE
Ebener12 2430 (3:47:17 AM): what
Pio070589 (3:47:18 AM): Holy fuck
Ebener12 2430 (3:47:21 AM): what
Pio070589 (3:47:25 AM): I got another fucking picture message
Ebener12 2430 (3:47:28 AM): no way
Pio070589 (3:47:30 AM): Fuck
Ebener12 2430 (3:47:32 AM): dude tell them
Ebener12 2430 (3:47:33 AM): im scared
Pio070589 (3:47:39 AM): Dude
Pio070589 (3:47:41 AM): I'm done
Pio070589 (3:47:45 AM): I'm fucknig done
Ebener12 2430 (3:47:47 AM): tell them everything
Pio070589 (3:47:51 AM): It's a fucking picture of my fucking house
Ebener12 2430 (3:47:51 AM): your scaring me!
Pio070589 (3:47:51 AM): Fuck
Pio070589 (3:47:53 AM): Holy fuck
Ebener12 2430 (3:47:56 AM): CALL THE COPS
Ebener12 2430 (3:47:59 AM): TELL THEM TO GET THERE
Pio070589 (3:48:03 AM): I'm on the fucking phone with the cops
Ebener12 2430 (3:48:09 AM): how could he get that?
Pio070589 (3:48:14 AM): Holy fuck
Ebener12 2430 (3:48:14 AM): is that possible?
Pio070589 (3:48:16 AM): I don't fucking know
Ebener12 2430 (3:48:22 AM): get cops to the house WTF
Pio070589 (3:48:24 AM): I don't fucking know how he got my number
Pio070589 (3:48:29 AM): Or a picture of my fucking house
Ebener12 2430 (3:48:37 AM): get cops to the house
Ebener12 2430 (3:48:38 AM): im scared man
Pio070589 (3:48:51 AM): I can't fucking breathe
Ebener12 2430 (3:48:55 AM): are you with your parents?
Ebener12 2430 (3:49:21 AM): answer man
Ebener12 2430 (3:50:09 AM): maniac? whats goin on man
Pio070589 (3:50:30 AM): Sorry
Pio070589 (3:50:32 AM): I'm freaking out
Pio070589 (3:50:34 AM): I went and got a bat
Ebener12 2430 (3:50:38 AM): are you parents there?
Ebener12 2430 (3:50:44 AM): r u at school?
Pio070589 (3:50:48 AM): My parents are in DC
Pio070589 (3:50:55 AM): They went for the fucking inauguration
Ebener12 2430 (3:50:56 AM): get a cop to the house
Ebener12 2430 (3:51:00 AM): they have to come read this
Ebener12 2430 (3:51:07 AM): im not messin around man this is bad
Pio070589 (3:51:20 AM): I'm freaking out
Ebener12 2430 (3:51:22 AM): hurry
Ebener12 2430 (3:51:30 AM): did you tell them to have a cop come?
Pio070589 (3:51:36 AM): Yeah
Ebener12 2430 (3:51:36 AM): and how quick?
Pio070589 (3:51:46 AM): They said within a fucking half hour
Ebener12 2430 (3:51:51 AM): tell them to hurry
Ebener12 2430 (3:52:10 AM): i wish there was some way i could come up with that this was a fucking joke but its not
Pio070589 (3:52:15 AM): A fucking half hour
Ebener12 2430 (3:52:26 AM): tell them he just sent you a picture of your house
Pio070589 (3:52:27 AM): Holy shit..what do I do for a half fucking hour?
Pio070589 (3:52:29 AM): I did
Ebener12 2430 (3:52:32 AM): stay on the line
Ebener12 2430 (3:52:37 AM): are you in the middle of nowehre or somethin?
Ebener12 2430 (3:52:39 AM): 30 minutes? wtf
Pio070589 (3:52:47 AM): The weather is bad
Ebener12 2430 (3:52:53 AM): real bad?
Pio070589 (3:52:55 AM): Snowy
Ebener12 2430 (3:52:58 AM): damn
Pio070589 (3:53:03 AM): I can't fucking breathe
Ebener12 2430 (3:53:03 AM): dude do you have my #
Pio070589 (3:53:08 AM): No
Ebener12 2430 (3:53:10 AM): you need it
Pio070589 (3:53:14 AM): I'm freaking out
Ebener12 2430 (3:53:14 AM): because im scared man
Ebener12 2430 (3:53:27 AM): u want that?
Pio070589 (3:53:33 AM): Yeah I guess
Pio070589 (3:53:40 AM): You're in fucking Illinois though
Ebener12 2430 (3:53:41 AM): 815-228-8525
Ebener12 2430 (3:53:46 AM): but so we stay in touch
Pio070589 (3:53:48 AM): Yeah
Ebener12 2430 (3:54:06 AM): are you still on the line with the cops?
Pio070589 (3:54:08 AM): I'll brb..I'm gonna make sure everything is really locked
Pio070589 (3:54:08 AM): Yeah
Ebener12 2430 (3:54:14 AM): keep talking to them
Pio070589 (3:54:15 AM): They told me to check all locks
Ebener12 2430 (3:54:21 AM): tell them to hurry up thats what
Pio070589 (3:56:08 AM): Dude dude dude
Ebener12 2430 (3:56:11 AM): what
Pio070589 (3:56:14 AM): My phone cut off
Pio070589 (3:56:19 AM): My fucking phone cut off
Ebener12 2430 (3:56:20 AM): theres a private number calling me
Pio070589 (3:56:24 AM): Really?
Ebener12 2430 (3:56:26 AM): WTF
Pio070589 (3:56:30 AM): What the fuck?
Pio070589 (3:56:33 AM): Don't answer it
Ebener12 2430 (3:56:34 AM): TELL THE COPS
Ebener12 2430 (3:56:35 AM): im not
Pio070589 (3:56:38 AM): I CAN'T
Pio070589 (3:56:41 AM): THE FUCKING COPS CUT OFF
Ebener12 2430 (3:56:46 AM): cell phone?
Pio070589 (3:56:48 AM): Yes
Pio070589 (3:56:54 AM): My fucking phone won't fucking dial out
Pio070589 (3:57:01 AM): WHAT THE FUCK
Ebener12 2430 (3:57:04 AM): arent the cops on the way
Ebener12 2430 (3:57:12 AM): i have a voicemail i cant listen to it
Pio070589 (3:57:15 AM): Yeah..but they still have like 25 fucking minutes
Pio070589 (3:57:40 AM): Dude
Pio070589 (3:57:44 AM): You have to listen I think
Ebener12 2430 (3:57:49 AM): it said....
Ebener12 2430 (3:57:51 AM): "your mine"
Ebener12 2430 (3:57:52 AM): OMG
Pio070589 (3:57:56 AM): You're joking
Pio070589 (3:57:58 AM): Bullshit
Ebener12 2430 (3:57:58 AM): no
Ebener12 2430 (3:58:00 AM): omg
Pio070589 (3:58:01 AM): Fucking bullshit
Ebener12 2430 (3:58:02 AM): omg
Ebener12 2430 (3:58:03 AM): omg
Ebener12 2430 (3:58:04 AM): omg
Pio070589 (3:58:08 AM): Dude..fucking bullshit
Pio070589 (3:58:11 AM): Are you fucking seirous???
Ebener12 2430 (3:58:13 AM): yes
Ebener12 2430 (3:58:14 AM): yes
Ebener12 2430 (3:58:38 AM): have a friend on IM or something call the cops
Ebener12 2430 (3:58:39 AM): wtf
Ebener12 2430 (3:58:41 AM): isnt htere anyone
Pio070589 (3:59:02 AM): Dude
Pio070589 (3:59:04 AM): I'm freaking out
Pio070589 (3:59:06 AM): I'm panicking
Ebener12 2430 (3:59:08 AM): i know man me too
Ebener12 2430 (3:59:14 AM): theres no way you can conact someone?
Ebener12 2430 (3:59:15 AM): contact
Ebener12 2430 (3:59:23 AM): whats his name again
Pio070589 (3:59:25 AM): My phone won't work
Pio070589 (3:59:36 AM): Brandon something
Pio070589 (3:59:37 AM): Brandon Hayes
Pio070589 (3:59:40 AM): Brandon fucking Hayes
Ebener12 2430 (3:59:44 AM): tell the cops his name
Ebener12 2430 (3:59:46 AM): tell them
Pio070589 (3:59:49 AM): I did
Ebener12 2430 (3:59:50 AM): from kansas? right
Pio070589 (3:59:54 AM): But then the phone cut out
Pio070589 (3:59:54 AM): Yeah
Ebener12 2430 (3:59:56 AM): HES CALLING AGAIN
Ebener12 2430 (3:59:58 AM): OMG
Pio070589 (4:00:03 AM): Dude
Pio070589 (4:00:04 AM): Dude
Pio070589 (4:00:05 AM): Dude
Ebener12 2430 (4:00:06 AM): KEEP TELLING THE NAME
Pio070589 (4:00:10 AM): I just got a voicemail
Ebener12 2430 (4:00:13 AM): me too
Pio070589 (4:00:14 AM): I'm scared to listen
Ebener12 2430 (4:00:17 AM): keep telling the name
Ebener12 2430 (4:00:19 AM): tell them
Ebener12 2430 (4:00:22 AM): and kansas
Pio070589 (4:00:29 AM): I'm freaking out
Pio070589 (4:00:36 AM): SHould I listen to the voicemail??
Ebener12 2430 (4:00:36 AM): why cant this be a joke
Ebener12 2430 (4:00:41 AM): im like crying
Pio070589 (4:01:01 AM): HOW DID HE GET MY FUCKING NUMBER???
Ebener12 2430 (4:01:08 AM): ask the cops how many minutes
Pio070589 (4:01:17 AM): I can't get a hold of the damn cops
Ebener12 2430 (4:01:22 AM): oh god
Ebener12 2430 (4:01:26 AM): this is so scary
Pio070589 (4:01:29 AM): Dude
Ebener12 2430 (4:01:30 AM): its like a horror movie coming true
Pio070589 (4:01:31 AM): My voicemail said
Ebener12 2430 (4:01:34 AM): are you sure no one is fucking around
Pio070589 (4:01:35 AM): 'Fucking answer'
Pio070589 (4:01:40 AM): Holy fuck
Ebener12 2430 (4:01:51 AM): what
Pio070589 (4:02:02 AM): A number
Pio070589 (4:02:04 AM): Private number
Pio070589 (4:02:05 AM): Called me
Pio070589 (4:02:08 AM): Left me a fucking message
Pio070589 (4:02:11 AM): It said 'fucking answer'
Pio070589 (4:02:20 AM): And that was fucking it
Ebener12 2430 (4:02:22 AM): i know me too
Ebener12 2430 (4:02:28 AM): what time did you call the cops
Pio070589 (4:02:30 AM): What'd yours say?
Ebener12 2430 (4:02:35 AM): your mine
Pio070589 (4:02:38 AM): What the fuck
Ebener12 2430 (4:02:39 AM): i didnt listen to the 2nd one
Ebener12 2430 (4:02:40 AM): im scared
Pio070589 (4:02:45 AM): See what the 2nd one says
Pio070589 (4:02:51 AM): I can tell the cop when he gets here
Ebener12 2430 (4:02:52 AM): nah im scared
Pio070589 (4:03:01 AM): I need it to tell the cops
Ebener12 2430 (4:03:12 AM): im listening
Ebener12 2430 (4:03:22 AM): fucking answer
Pio070589 (4:03:27 AM): WHAT?
Ebener12 2430 (4:03:30 AM): thats what it said
Ebener12 2430 (4:03:33 AM): the 2nd one
Pio070589 (4:03:34 AM): WHAT THE FUCK
Pio070589 (4:03:38 AM): FUCK
Pio070589 (4:03:39 AM): Oh fuck
Pio070589 (4:03:41 AM): I'm freaking out
Pio070589 (4:03:46 AM): Are you joking?
Ebener12 2430 (4:03:52 AM): how long ago do you think you called the cops
Ebener12 2430 (4:03:53 AM): this is so bad
Pio070589 (4:04:08 AM): Is that really what your fucking voicemail said?
Pio070589 (4:04:26 AM): It's been like 15 minutes
Ebener12 2430 (4:04:26 AM): yeah man
Ebener12 2430 (4:04:32 AM): so tha means less than 15?
Pio070589 (4:04:35 AM): I hope
Ebener12 2430 (4:04:39 AM): god damn man
Pio070589 (4:04:40 AM): Dude we got the same fucking voicemail
Ebener12 2430 (4:04:45 AM): do you really think it would take that wlong?
Pio070589 (4:04:46 AM): Was yours like a deep creepy voice??
Ebener12 2430 (4:04:49 AM): yeah
Ebener12 2430 (4:04:52 AM): like a movie
Pio070589 (4:04:53 AM): The roads are really bad
Pio070589 (4:04:58 AM): I know..mine too
Pio070589 (4:05:04 AM): We really got the same fucking voicemail
Pio070589 (4:05:07 AM): He's fucking stalking us
Ebener12 2430 (4:05:13 AM): im so scared man
Pio070589 (4:05:31 AM): I'm trippin
Ebener12 2430 (4:05:38 AM): this is unreal man
Pio070589 (4:05:51 AM): Is he fucking with us or is this real???
Ebener12 2430 (4:05:56 AM): dude ihave no idea
Ebener12 2430 (4:06:01 AM): this cant be a joke its to far
Pio070589 (4:06:04 AM): HOW DID HE FIND ALL THIS OTU ABOUT ME??
Pio070589 (4:06:10 AM): Hwo did he get a fucking picture of my house?
Pio070589 (4:06:16 AM): What if he's outside my fucking hosue somewhere?
Pio070589 (4:06:18 AM): Holy fuck
Ebener12 2430 (4:06:19 AM): i have no idea
Ebener12 2430 (4:06:23 AM): dude cops are almost there
Ebener12 2430 (4:06:29 AM): were gonna be fine
Pio070589 (4:06:32 AM): I'm scared
Ebener12 2430 (4:06:35 AM): me to man
Pio070589 (4:07:14 AM): How did he get a picture of my house?
Ebener12 2430 (4:07:17 AM): i dont know
Pio070589 (4:07:19 AM): How the fuck do you do that?
Ebener12 2430 (4:07:20 AM): could it be on the internet?
Ebener12 2430 (4:07:28 AM): like somehow?
Ebener12 2430 (4:07:32 AM): real estate? i dunno
Pio070589 (4:07:32 AM): I don't think so..I don't know
Pio070589 (4:07:39 AM): How would he even know that though??
Pio070589 (4:07:48 AM): He'd have to figure out my parents names and shit
Ebener12 2430 (4:07:50 AM): did it look lik ea real estate picture does?
Pio070589 (4:08:00 AM): And this all just happens to happen while my parents are out of town?
Pio070589 (4:08:06 AM): No..it's fucking dark in the picture
Ebener12 2430 (4:08:11 AM): alright what the fuck
Ebener12 2430 (4:08:12 AM): oh my god
Pio070589 (4:08:18 AM): Holy fuck
Pio070589 (4:08:19 AM): Dude
Pio070589 (4:08:25 AM): I told him the other day that my parents would be out of town
Pio070589 (4:08:27 AM): holy fuck
Pio070589 (4:08:29 AM): Holy fuck
Pio070589 (4:08:31 AM): Oh fuck
Pio070589 (4:08:38 AM): I forgot about that
Ebener12 2430 (4:08:38 AM): i cant do this man im losing it
Ebener12 2430 (4:08:42 AM): 10 minutes
Pio070589 (4:08:48 AM): I can't breathe
Ebener12 2430 (4:08:50 AM): then you can tell the cop everything
Pio070589 (4:08:55 AM): I'm hyperventalating
Ebener12 2430 (4:09:13 AM): breathe man breathe
Ebener12 2430 (4:09:18 AM): just think cops are on the way
Pio070589 (4:09:21 AM): I'm almost in tears
Ebener12 2430 (4:09:26 AM): i know man
Pio070589 (4:09:27 AM): I'm afraid to move
Pio070589 (4:09:35 AM): He fucking knew I'd be home by myself
Pio070589 (4:09:39 AM): Oh fuck
Ebener12 2430 (4:09:41 AM): cops are almost there
Pio070589 (4:09:45 AM): I know
Pio070589 (4:09:48 AM): I keep telling myself that
Ebener12 2430 (4:09:58 AM): dude this is scaring the hell out of me
Ebener12 2430 (4:10:02 AM): i can fathom this
Ebener12 2430 (4:10:14 AM): i gotta call the police too, right?
Pio070589 (4:10:27 AM): I dunno
Pio070589 (4:10:29 AM): Should you?
Ebener12 2430 (4:10:30 AM): yeah i do
Ebener12 2430 (4:10:43 AM): this got way to real
Pio070589 (4:10:51 AM): We should see what the cop says to me first
Pio070589 (4:10:55 AM): Maybe they'll find him
Ebener12 2430 (4:10:56 AM): nah
Ebener12 2430 (4:10:57 AM): im callin
Pio070589 (4:11:33 AM): How did he get my damn number?
Pio070589 (4:11:37 AM): How did he get your number???
Ebener12 2430 (4:11:43 AM): i duno that why i told yuou im calling
Pio070589 (4:11:57 AM): Cops cops cops
Ebener12 2430 (4:12:01 AM): thank god
Pio070589 (4:12:01 AM): He's here
Ebener12 2430 (4:12:03 AM): thank god
Ebener12 2430 (4:12:05 AM): show him everything
Pio070589 (4:12:11 AM): DUDE
Pio070589 (4:12:13 AM): WHAT THE FUCK
Ebener12 2430 (4:12:15 AM): wha
Pio070589 (4:12:16 AM): HE'S DRIVING AWAY
Ebener12 2430 (4:12:16 AM): what
Pio070589 (4:12:18 AM): NO
Ebener12 2430 (4:12:19 AM): why
Pio070589 (4:12:20 AM): NO NO NO
Ebener12 2430 (4:12:22 AM): omg
Pio070589 (4:12:23 AM): I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
Ebener12 2430 (4:12:24 AM): omg
Pio070589 (4:12:47 AM): Dude
Pio070589 (4:12:49 AM): The cop pulled up
Pio070589 (4:12:51 AM): Stopped
Pio070589 (4:12:54 AM): And then fucking left
Ebener12 2430 (4:13:02 AM): this like afucking movie
Pio070589 (4:13:07 AM): Dude
Ebener12 2430 (4:13:08 AM): pelae tell me im not being fucked with by anyone
Pio070589 (4:13:09 AM): Dude
Pio070589 (4:13:11 AM): What do I do?
Ebener12 2430 (4:13:22 AM): i have to call the cops thats what
Pio070589 (4:13:27 AM): WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
Ebener12 2430 (4:13:33 AM): theyre on the line
Pio070589 (4:13:43 AM): Cop is back
Pio070589 (4:13:43 AM): Ok
Pio070589 (4:13:45 AM): Cop is back
Ebener12 2430 (4:13:51 AM): get outside
Ebener12 2430 (4:13:52 AM): run
Ebener12 2430 (4:13:55 AM): hae him notice you
Ebener12 2430 (4:13:59 AM): HURRY
Ebener12 2430 (4:14:03 AM): hurry man
Pio070589 (4:14:03 AM): He's coming up to the house
Ebener12 2430 (4:14:08 AM): hurry get him in here
Ebener12 2430 (4:14:16 AM): get him in ur god damn house
Pio070589 (4:14:20 AM): He is..he's fine
Pio070589 (4:14:22 AM): He's here
Ebener12 2430 (4:14:29 AM): and show him the text messages
Ebener12 2430 (4:14:31 AM): and the voicemails
Pio070589 (4:14:50 AM): I feel safe now
Ebener12 2430 (4:15:11 AM): im still so scafed
Ebener12 2430 (4:15:15 AM): scared
Ebener12 2430 (4:15:25 AM): i got voicemails too
Pio070589 (4:15:27 AM): The cop is looking outside
Ebener12 2430 (4:15:33 AM): did you talk to him?
Pio070589 (4:15:40 AM): Yeah
Ebener12 2430 (4:15:44 AM): alright thats good
Pio070589 (4:15:46 AM): He wanted to check the outside first
Ebener12 2430 (4:16:02 AM): alright im done man
Ebener12 2430 (4:16:05 AM): can u text me
Pio070589 (4:16:12 AM): Where are you going?
Ebener12 2430 (4:16:28 AM): nowhere, i just am scared
Pio070589 (4:16:40 AM): I'm scared too
Pio070589 (4:17:01 AM): We're good now though
Ebener12 2430 (4:17:03 AM): wtf is going on here this is unbelievable
Pio070589 (4:17:04 AM): I got the cops
Ebener12 2430 (4:17:10 AM): good
Pio070589 (4:17:10 AM): I'm calming down
Ebener12 2430 (4:18:01 AM): what should i say to the cops?
Pio070589 (4:18:14 AM): Wait and see what my cop says
Pio070589 (4:18:17 AM): I'll tell him all about it
Ebener12 2430 (4:18:24 AM): are u talkin to him now?
Pio070589 (4:18:29 AM): Yeah
Pio070589 (4:18:37 AM): He said he'll take care of it all
Pio070589 (4:18:43 AM): He seems cool
Ebener12 2430 (4:19:08 AM): i wish this was all a fucking joke
Pio070589 (4:19:36 AM): I can't believe this
Ebener12 2430 (4:19:46 AM): what
Pio070589 (4:19:57 AM): I just can't belive it all happened
Pio070589 (4:21:03 AM): I got disconnected
Ebener12 2430 (4:21:10 AM): i got you guys now
Ebener12 2430 (4:21:12 AM): omg
Pio070589 (4:21:21 AM): Huh?
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Pio070589 (4:21:40 AM): What the fuck?
Pio070589 (4:21:48 AM): Are you ok?
Pio070589 (4:22:24 AM): WHERE ARE YOU?

[Ebener 12]

This will fuck up your world if you read it, so be prepared and do it.

[Jay]

I remember this. Funny stuff. Ebener was BLAZZZZZZZZED.

[Ebener 12]

More than that

[Sheryl Yoast]

This is simply more hilarious then any Lumley conversation.

[Spencer]

lol. I dont completely get it, but it seems funny.

[Ebener 12]

then did you not read it all?

[Spencer]

Jan 27, 2009 1:41:00 GMT -5 Ebener 12 said:

then did you not read it all?

I read most of it. I just didnt get how you guys got from Play killing kittens to wanting to kill you both.

[Spencer]

And hes in Vegas. I mean did he take a time machine to outside Patricks house?

[Ebener 12]

hahahhahaha

[Spencer]

Im sure you being high contributed to it. It just seems pretty obvious that Play wasnt outside Patricks house with a hammer.

[Sheryl Yoast]

Jan 27, 2009 2:01:19 GMT -5 Spencer said:

Im sure you being high contributed to it. It just seems pretty obvious that Play wasnt outside Patricks house with a hammer.

Who just sent Play to my place with a hammer?

[Ebener 12]

Me

[Sheryl Yoast]

death

[Spencer]

Also, Play loves kittens. He has a Hello Kitty backpack. And he always gives me those e stickers with kittens on them. Obviously he wouldn't kill kittens with a hammer.

[Rocky]

I'll read this soon, but when I clicked open the thread I thought it was titled "The night play and I fucked" and assumed it was a CC poem.

[Johnny "B. Good" Stamos]

hahahahahaha

[Rocky]

hahahahahaha that was really funny, would have been great to be online at the same time

[Speed Racer]

Jan 27, 2009 9:04:07 GMT -5 Rocky said:

I'll read this soon, but when I clicked open the thread I thought it was titled "The night play and I fucked" and assumed it was a CC poem.

[Ebener 12]

It's worth the read guys

[Funky George!]

lol at eb acting like he could outsmoke pig when this is how he gets high...this would maybe be normal for like a 12 year-old

[DB]

hahhahaha hilarious.

[Speed Racer]

Jan 27, 2009 13:11:42 GMT -5 Funky George! said:

lol at eb acting like he could outsmoke pig when this is how he gets high...this would maybe be normal for like a 12 year-old

He did shrooms that night also. Deadly combination!

[Ebener 12]

Jan 27, 2009 13:11:42 GMT -5 Funky George! said:

lol at eb acting like he could outsmoke pig when this is how he gets high...this would maybe be normal for like a 12 year-old

lol at people thinking weed

[Johnny "B. Good" Stamos]

hahahahaha what a rascal